Ladies, please form a sexy, parallel line (28 Photos)

  • the dude


    • nate

      #1…who the hell is that…good lawd

    • Mr. H

      made me dizzy… 0_o

  • fargo

    #27, #28

    as far as themed posts go, this one is from left field, the good part of left field of course

  • Notrifht


    • glaarg

      much win sir!

    • Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      somewhere in the world a dolphin died because you trolled

  • big boy bob

    I'm seeing spots!

  • laelow

    #25 and #2 FTW.

    • Tine

      #25 is 'shopped. Check out the bottles behind her.

    • Nathanial Hörnblowér

      #2 is from toronto

      • Frankie

        +10 points if you can name the station.

        • Nathanial Hörnblowér

          my guess would be the east/west line, maybe bathurst?

      • DPH

        don't care! who is she?

  • Yessirr

    #18 I do not care that she has shit for brains. I honestly do not.

    • surfer

      It's too bad she hasn't looked like that in about 5 years. Still dumb as a bag of hammers though.

    • hMMMM

      that's exactly what dude thought when he married her. It's obvious that Jessica Simpson's stupidity is on a whole other level…

    • Specks13

      If she is so stupid why does she make more than all of us combined? She is doing something right, even if it is using her tatas!

      • Jason Ciotti

        I've heard she just plays dumb. But Tony Romo knows for sure. He plays dumb too.

  • Bon_nie


    I WILL find a way to have KP's babies!!

    • Dirty Dingus

      You'd better hope they get her boobs, and not her face.

    • dan


  • xaqdank


  • michaeler

    #25 needs to be found, so sexy

    • Yessirr

      dat ass

    • manamana


  • i hate #3

    #3 is a joke right?

    • Darkside

      Seriously Chive, WTF?

    • Leeks

      Seriously, why would we possibly want to see a girl that has big boobs, a nice slim body, and isn't too full of herself to wear a goofy ass sonic the hedgehog hat in public…

      • I hate #3

        Because she looks like a goblin

        • Anon

          you realize the hat is the only thing that even makes it slightly seem like she isnt very cute. She is. Learn to see beyond the Hedgehog's head for future times.

    • Uh.......duh

      You need the bag that hat comes in for later.

  • BOB


    • Verbal_Kint

      she's still hot…

    • Kiwijoe

      Was she ever hot? really?

    • hMMMM

      still would, no hesitation.

    • Frank

      She's trashy hot. The kind of girl that would let you do anything you wanted to her. The best kind of girl

    • Bstrong04

      PLEASE stop including this tramp in posts.

  • Lukas van der Zee

    Awesome themed post! Been waiting on this for ages! 🙂

  • Tri140point6

    #8 wow, her husband must be protective to make her live in the attic

    • Unfkngblvbl

      that "attic" has a brick wall…………uhhh, basment or garage maybe?

      • DPH

        you noticed a brick wall?

  • 65massey

    Wow! Of all the girls I've seen… these are the most recent!

    • its_forge

      ^^^ win.

  • Buford_Justice

    #24 She is not ugly

    • Travis

      Shay…. *sigh*

    • hMMMM

      if I'm remembering correctly, this was the very first Shay picture, no?

    • gimmeabreak

      Take those fuckin glasses off

      • Bruce

        You misspelled clothes

        • asdf

          Awesome – best comment ever

  • Doug


  • carl

    #14 and #24 winners

    • ZoxyMusic

      #14 Alyssa Milano

  • Big D

    Yummy Stripes – Like fruit stripe goodness.

  • Tri140point6

    #28 this is why I always take the stairs instead of the elevator

    • Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Its ok to stare

  • Guest

    #18, that has to be the best picture I have seen of Jessica Simpson in years

    • rick ross

      wtf happened to her?

    • hMMMM

      according to google images, this picture was taken in 2006. Explains a lot, she's a whale now.

      On another note, how hot was she in Dukes of Hazzard???

  • tchaivosky

    #7 is eye candy O ___ O

    • Sean

      Who is it?

      • Blorbeck

        Eve Lawrence, former porn star.

        • PianoFingers

          I'm not totally convinced. To me, she looks more like Alix Bromley, the "Epic Boobs"-girl.

        • Long island

          that is not eve lawrence. i watch enough of her videos

    • JayC

      she is hitting all the marks Gap, FLBP, & Hump

  • Anonymous

    #27 Sloan looking well!!!

  • R2GFan

    #19 That is hot as hell!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Way to fill out your shorts, #19. And your shirt. Well done.

      • fool

        someone please find this girl

    • guest speaker

      Hell, yeah! We need more of this!!!

      • Darkside

        I got stuck on those thighs for a while…

        • ChiveTasting

          And you know that ass has gotta be just as rockin!

  • MOAR

    #1 WANT

    • BentWrenches

      Where is her nose?

    • Troy

      … to find her a burger

    • driz


    • @Chicago156


    • Matt

      Beautiful, by far the best…MOAR plz

    • TheWiz

      nothing parallel about those stripes.

  • Anonymous

    #1 who is she and why isn’t she over here

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