Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (35 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    #32 is pretty intriguing

    • Kaiwatha

      I love the legend of Maui that's associated with it

    • Luke84

      Green flashes and green rays are optical phenomena that occur shortly after sunset or before sunrise, when a green spot is visible, usually for no more than a second or two, above the sun, or it may resemble a green ray shooting up from the sunset point. Green flashes are a group of phenomena stemming from different causes, and some are more common than others.[1] Green flashes may be observed from any altitude (even from an aircraft). They usually are seen at an unobstructed horizon, such as over the ocean, but are possible over cloud tops and mountain tops as well. – now go donate to wikipedia…. hahaha, yeah right.

    • forestchiver


    • Tim

      Chive please stop posting pics of chivers annoying kids!

      • Benjamin


        • b-ry

          3rded. chivers have such ugly kids too.

    • Bluto

      Great place on Pacific Beach in SD…

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Lived here (San Diego) My whole life and have never witnessed this phenom. FML

        • sdago25

          True that. I surf round sunset all the time, no flash 😦

    • beeline

      West Coast Brewery's Green Flash IPA is named after this phenomenon

    • Chiving4ver

      I have masturbated to this twice thinking of how romantic it would have been if LG and I were sitting on the beach and I was fingerbanging her JUST when the green flash came. ^_^

      • OIWje


      • The Seagull

        Hey! Don't talk about my lady-love that way! Before John came along, I was the one giving her Dirty-Sanchezes!

      • Jason

        Wow! That's just creepy

    • willie Nelson

      I did not know it was possible to capture on film.

      • Nonuts

        that's because you're retarded.

    • MacNCheesePro

      The Flying Dutchman has returned!

  • no name

    #3, #29, #35

    Happy Friday from a satellite internet connection in Iran!

    • Paul

      keep Calm and Iran On

      • Niggher Beater

        fuck that lame shit. i hope we bomb you middle eastern darkies to hell.

        • Mike

          ummm…did you ever think it might be a troop???

          Chive on in Iran

          • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/daily-morning-awesomeness-154.jpg Boomer

            A troop… in Iran? Wrong country dude.

            • Ajatollah

              Find him !

            • fuzzybeard2016

              SPECOPS are everywhere, dude…

          • Eh.

            A troop in Iran? Iran and the states have never gone to war stooped. Niggher Beater you're a dumb fuck. sounds like you're straight trailer trash and when your legs are spread your daddys breath can be smelled, ya hick.

      • Jag

        and on and on

    • Eh.

      iran az kei tahala satellite connection gerefteh? bahh baahhh

    • its_forge

      Woot!! Now get back to work electing a president with some balls and win your country back from those damn theocrats. = )

      • Dick Salad

        ^lol thinks the president of Iran actually runs the country… Must be nice to be ignorant of politics but think you know everything about it. Some good edumacation U gOt thar!

        • its_forge

          Don't be an asshole, Dick Salad. Electing a president with some balls starts *the process* of winning the country back from the theocrats, you see. I have to explain this to you because **I'm not the stupid one here.** Fuck already!

          • Dustin

            You just asked some guy that calls himself "Dick Salad" not to be an asshole….that's just funny to me.

            • its_forge

              Yeah I was deliberately going for the irony there. = )

  • that ass


    Oh my lawd…

    • Darksoul

      Looks pretty young, Fuck that! age of consent is 14 over here.

      • its_forge

        It's a commonly-known fact that women lack the ability to arch their back like that until it's legal to present themselves in such a manner. = )

    • SimonPhoenix

      who is that?

      • Just askin

        Seriously though, is that Elisha Cuthbert?

        • its_forge

          Elisha does *not* have an ass like that.

    • NME

      Fuck me running backwards in the woods with a hedgehog…this right here is a classic!!!

    • Mike

      Ellen Degeneres I believe……..

      • Berry Turk

        close. it's Rosie O' Donnell.

        • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

          It's JOY BEHAR, you idiots.

  • Brother Maynard

    #5 We all know who is impotent.

    • eh.

      He's trying to hard. Guarteed he's got truck balls on the back.

      • eh.


    • NME

      I think I'd like to be driven around riding on the dog, preferably waiving a sword about like a caballero. It would bring a whole new meaning to the phase, "Riding Bitch."

    • The Chivery

      Yep. The Chivers.

      Chive on!

    • BType13X2

      We all also know who continually bumps into meters and other shit around town.

  • SimonPhoenix

    yeah .. DAR is here!

  • AssClown

    DAR is late…but it's Friday!!! Time to inhale some helium and dance!!!

    <img src="http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-did-i-mention-i-like-to-dance.gif"&gt;

    • Betty White

      Lick me where I pee.

    • sdago25

      Love this!!! Especially when I play Cruel Summer by Bananarama at the same time.

    • Robert Plant

      fuck off. faggot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        Awesome gif. is Awesome

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      AssClown, I really enjoy your role here on the Chive. You're like half troll/ half entertaining as hell. Keep it up (I think)

  • G_Funkatron

    #9, #35. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Thanks Chive.

    • http://www.antonarnold.com Anton


    • agent_chuck

      mmm indeed #9 is the every sexy Shannyn Sossamon

    • Kinky Chiver

      suck the shit out my ass chive.

    • Jennifer

      The things I would do to her…

  • BaseballRube

    #25 Hell yea!

  • Tor


    Whose amazing ass is that??

    • SweetAwesomeness

      can we get a frontal pic!?!? that ass must be found!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Judging from the calves……it's Mac!!!

      • TheCureForHope

        Seriously. I second. That's an epic ass.

    • Who the?

      Good lord!

      • Willfred

        You guys are such fags… that is a dude.

        • Obviously


          • armyguy83

            lol what fags!

    • Dax

      Sarah Jay

    • 16inchzipper

      Why, that's Josh of course.

    • Checkaho

      some skank……..

    • hMMMM

      can't tell whether or not half of these comments are serious…

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling… where I'd do anything to bone her.
    Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240659619 John Stokes

      That's Shannyn Sossamon NOT mary swanson

      • engrishresson

        Not real bright huh?

      • Jeffrey Lebowski

        Just trying to maintain the integrity of the Dumb and Dumber quote sir.

      • maxpain66

        you'll have to excuse my friend,he's a little slow,,the town is that way !!

  • emily


    look closer ….

    • me.


  • the_mike

    #5 Sorry about your dick.

    • Paul


    • An Average Chiver

      *mmmmmmmm. dick.*

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #11 What A Rough Life
    Suck It Paula

    • Apoennim

      How about a pre-sale on some frickin' Chive shirts? What a concept!

      • AlwaysQuinning

        That just takes the fun out of it.

    • Juan

      UPDATE: Calendar is SOLD OUT

  • D10

    #27 FIND HER!!

    • wartsbybrooks

      That's Jordan Carver

    • R2GFan

      Jordan Carver…her bOObs make me smile.

      • glitched

        i would be happy 2 id i was that shirt

    • dude

      jordan carver

    • TJ0351

      #27 is Jordan Carver

    • Wet_tosti

      FIND THEM! (i'm sure she gave them names : )

    • WSU

      I imagine my wife somewhere in this same fashion of lady.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      is it just me or is everyone that asks who this is a new chiver? she is on here, and "found" way too often for people to knot know

      • shhhh

        "not" not "knot"

        • JHL1

          I don't always misspell "not" on the internet, but when I do I no someone will correct me.
          (waiting for it)

          • Rolf

            Know shit Sherlock.

    • Glib

      fuck you.

    • hMMMM

      I had this splitting headache…oh, it's the boobs

  • Will


    May the force be with Rapunzel

    • Infidel Castro

      Dammit! That bitch Leia is always lying about where the Rebel base is!

  • ling

    #9 named her son audio science clayton and #34 i would never want to leave my bed

  • KMD

    #6 A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do…

    • Myself

      And not a single fuck was given, because he'd destroy anyone who gave him any shot about a tea party.

      • quintus

        I doubt the man would destroy anyone who gave him shit about it. I'd think he'd pity them for not knowing how much fun it is to play with your daughters and make them smile. This was my favorite photo of the DAR.

        • ChiveDon

          As a Chiver with two daughters, I agree completely.

          • Bubba

            I concur! Awesome dad is awesome!

        • Meh

          Mine favorite pic as well. Its easy to forget that moments like these are part of what makes life awesome. I just can't wait until my kids are old enough for Legos, Then it's on like a prawn that yawned at dawn!

      • its_forge

        "If you even so much as look at me funny about this I will punch you so hard you'll need an astrophysicist to figure out how to reconnect you with spacetime."

    • guest speaker

      This is an awesome pic of an awesome dad! Cheers to you!

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #25 even better in HQ

  • darwin

    #11 and #12 might be related methinks

  • http://www.cooldudestuff.com HairyKnuckles

    #9 – Super hot in a Knights Tale and 40 days, 40 nights

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Sandusky is a huge fan of this guy too…… #17. #27.. now thats what im talkin about

  • semour butts

    where do u work…. #13

    • Random Crazy Person

      She's a model in England, and that's a staged photo…

    • Stevie C

      her name's Jennifer Ellison. English actress/ glamour model

      • gaz

        she is also a scumbag who's house was a victim of a drive-by shooting because of her scumbag ways..I know i wont get many likes for this but you will be more informed about her

    • M.O.T.

      I thought this was The Pub in Manchester for ages, looks so similar.

    • TDub66

      Nice Grip!

  • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

    #35 Wow. MOAR!

  • Shinanigins

    What a Badass
    Future Chiver…..

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "deal with it"

    • Dylan

      "What, this? Ain't no thang."

    • General Cartman

      what a little faggot.

      • tralfaz

        It's Friday, schools out.

        • General Cartman

          i agree. that little faggot needs to get his ass back in school

    • JHL1

      I keep waiting for him to tell me about e-trade.

    • its_forge

      Isn't that look an early form of Blue Steel?

  • lonin

    #1 Still no sign of the princess.

    • ScientificBoink

      this is not the princess you're looking for

      • Tyrrry

        shut the fuck up. bitch.

      • Berry Turk

        i'll suck your dick faggot.

    • yyc_sith

      Lord Vader, the Death Star plans are NOT in the castle either!!

  • RDM


    great way to end the week Chive

    • TOBEY


    • Kyle

      I see what you did thar….

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