Friday Dopamine Dump (30 photos)

  • Tri140point6

    #1 I bet Kim wishes she had caller ID

    • jasgat66

      Also Jesus needs to provide Kim with a more modern phone.

      • gaz

        amen to that

      • drew

        The Zack Morris Brick cannot be outdone.

      • its_forge

        Well, in her defense that's probably what phones looked like when she went to go see the Dude.

    • Yo Yo Ma

      You, sir, get a thumbs up. Not just for not saying "first" like a douchebag. But also for saying something fucking funny. You rock and I hope you get laid this weekend.

      • Tri140point6

        So do I

    • rappinchive

      First be first
      and two be two
      all you chivers smell like poo

    • Trolololol

      Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

  • EFP

    great way to avoid cramping up on the dance floor

    • SimonPhoenix

      YES .. The Zombie Apocolypes beings ..

      • rambocorn

        Note from the Zombies:
        Dear Humans,
        We no longer enjoy eating your brains. Since our apocalypse in banana land we have changed our dietary routine to contain only bananas, as they are delicious and allow us to sneak into rock concerts.
        The Zombies

  • carl

    #11… Amen.

  • Tri140point6

    #6 Close up of the girl in the middle wearing green…..ppplllleeeeaaasseee

  • kjgkj

    i bet jesus talks dirty

    • Random Crazy Person

      …but it's in spanish so you can't understand what he's saying

    • DanielJamesMorrison

      And he's black so it'd sound a lot like:

      "yo who dis be bitch here up in ma crib yo? yo bitch, gettoffa da fone and suk a playa!"

      Am I right or am I right guys?

  • Thom Stokman

    #12 Fred Durst has no right to be in that picture..

    • Heywood Jabloume

      Nor has the Freakshow who's only claim to fame is being ugly

    • dextuur

      the smile on Jimmy's face looks genuine tho – i can dig it

    • browncoat713

      Fred who?

      • KYLExGOOD

        I thought that was Duff from Ace of Cakes.

    • Dan

      I'm betting both Ozzy and James wanted to kick Marilyn Manson's ass.

      I still remember Ozzy making fun of Sting for being a pussy.

    • pablo_v

      even marilyn mansons wondering what fred durst is doing there

  • Kmac


    Flippin sweet!!

    • mr ruffles

      Looks like the guy from Workaholics

    • Dan

      Find the second girl from the right, shaking her booty while wearing a thong!

    • monev

  • Verbal_Kint

    #11 That was a shove-in ready job…

  • kjgkj


    Find Her Green Panty Flasher

  • AssClown

    #20 Fake!! Abe is suppose to have a mafakin tophat…

    • Silentstatic

      Obviously it's a fake. I mean what kind of president wouldn't have the iPhone 4S.
      Whats the point of being the leader of the free world if you can't get the latest cutting edge toys.

    • its_forge

      Abe was totally an Android user, didn't go for that fancy overpriced Apple hardware and definitely wouldn't have agreed to those ridiculous 2-year obligations.

  • Tri140point6

    #21 You just know Mary would have been a loyal Chivette if The Chive was around when she was younger

  • chicago

    #12 crazy shit mash-up. Marilyn Manson is always about WTF, here he's radiating "W-T-F is this!!! " Funny.

  • wkdfrog

    #4 Little known fact that the meteorite that killed all the dinosaurs was shaped like a giant wang

    • JHL1

      That's no moon…..

    • WANG!!!!

      HAHAHAHAHAHA you said wang……………………..

  • tvince14

    #22 Shouldn't be so proud that this was left on your car

    • Mr. T

      I got one of these. If you don't park your F-250 in the compact spot you might not have this problem…

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Maybe he's the deliverer and not the recipient…

  • wkdfrog

    #23 RIOTING: You are doing it wrong!

    • .......

      This is why you get beat……

    • Cool Mo D

      Let go you fucking hipster!!!

    • Silentstatic

      ahh what was actually said could be endless.

      Riot cops(upper right) to tinted visor riot cop: "really Antonio, you plan on using any of those Gas rounds or just horde them like a bitch and let Franko there get infected? Can you even see out of that thing??"

    • Broke

      Im more amused at all the friggin tear canisters the guy on the left has on his vest.

    • LGentile

      you leave him ALONE – you are a major FAIL at life okay? He is making a politikal….pollitickal….um…govenrment staytment on really important issues alright?

  • peter north

    my giant cock killed the dinosaurs? #4

  • slippery pete

    plenty of reposts

    • JAFitC

      Including your comment. What is your point in writing that? Been there, read it before, didn't get a tee shirt.

      • Mike

        t-shirt…..unless of course you mean a shirt covered with little golf tees? :*

  • Tri140point6

    #4 Ahhhh…..beware of the mightest dinosaur of them all….Penisasarus

    • chicago

      Wikipedia says it was a Herbivore. Likes nuttin' but Bush

      • Tri140point6

        dude…that was cleaver…..nicceeeeee post

    • Underbaker

      So this is a cross over movie with Flesh Gordon?

    • Gruntface

      Penisaurus Cox no less. King of them all.

      • tapsnapornap

        Penisaurus > Penisasaurus

  • SimonPhoenix

    #18 — SOON!

  • ChiveAddict

    #27 what is this from?

    • Mason420

      that dude kinda looks like Blake Anderson… might be from Workaholics..

      • Cheryl

        Looks like John Jackson. Pro-snowboarder sponsored by Burton. They always have hot, naked girls around.

    • Anon

      Doesn't matter, Find the girl in the Red!

      • Jack

        This is from the filmclip super soaker by Bombs Away. Terrible song, great filmclip. One of my friends is going out with that guy.

        • gaychiver

          You male friend is super lucky – dudes HAWWWWWWWWT!

    • bse35

      don't know, but the babes are hot as hell

  • Anonymous

    #23 “thanks for not tazing me bro”

  • RGT1026

    #12, One of these things is not like the other. If this was The Superfriends, Durst would be Aquaman.

    • Dan

      Marilyn Manson would be Black Mamba. Both are useless.

      • Black Guy

        That's racist.

    • dirtysteve99

      Only Ozzy is worthy here, the rest are dickbags.

    • Tyrrry

      Actually, *if you know anything about either characters* Aquaman would MASSACRE Batman. Aquaman's peak superhuman. Just sayin'.

      • dumber than his kid

        Batman flips out new toy: super jello. Aquaman becomes a midnight snack for the beast, game over.

  • Random Guy


    • dbar

      nailed it.


    #15 No Fuckin Way.. If Way… Way Cool!

    • matty

      no way indeed. its faked. Its been floating around for like 3 years now.

  • mattythegooch

    #18 – Seriously, where the shit is my "Spring Break '88" or "Arizona Cardinals Superbowl Champs" t-shirts I donated.

    Those plaid pants are pretty choice!!

    • JHL1

      What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves – pronto – we'll just be bogus too! Get it?

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