Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

  • First-timer


    I *hic* love you. You *hic* love me.

    • First-timer


      Brilliant way to start it off, I'll go back to sleep now.

      • tralfaz

        Dear diary Jackpot!

    • KingJoe

      poorly done all around

      • lolzer

        yeah, you can tell he's a first timer.

    • Knowyourlimitkids

      Yep. More children learning to drink. Pathetic and sad….

  • 123


    • everlast lies tosh


    • That guy...

      #18 Needs pedobear peeking out of the corner 😛 and yes…i stole your comment spot.

  • Wet_tosti

    #14 Dear diary! JACKPOT!!!!

    • Chelios

      looks tottaly fake

      • Jack_LeMac

        I dunno, some people like to shotgun 14 beers all in the same spot seemingly without opening them

    • zowie

      Jackpot!!! Look at all those 'unopened' beers! Talk about a cheap drunk . . . lame.

      • hMMMM

        not really lame…I would love a girl like this. Super lightweight who passes out easily? Save money and is an easy lay, I will take.

        The problem are those women who drink like fish.

    • Trevor

      Did they beat her to death with those full beer cans?

    • TruthAllOverYourFace

      Wow a rape joke got 35 thumb up. The world is on the highway to hell and you chivers are the pieces of shit that are steering the wheel.

      • It's 420 somewhere

        I'll shoot the truth all over your face. You just keep driving asshole.

      • fac

        great analogy.

      • kaidoh101

        fuck you! although when I post a rape joke i get thumbs down, quote family guy and it's o.k.

      • Scott

        It's an overused lame joke that was funny five years ago. Get some new material, clones.

        • hMMMM

          yeah but in this case, it's funny because wet&toasty's picture. Total stalker type.

    • Jason

      They aren't beer cans. They are Smirnoff Double Blacks… But I call fake also, they don't even appear to be open.

      • ecad

        of course they're not open, because she's just an attention whore(and we all know how much the chivers love attention whores).

        • OhOkayThen

          once she shops them all into kittens it will be the most adorable picture ever!

  • docfester

    When Behind The Music returns, the long downfall of Barney The Dinosaur

    • Leonel_LyL

      Damn you, good sir. You stole me joke.

      • DerJöe

        He stole u joke? Y u stole him joke doc?

      • fac

        he took your joke

        he dook ger joke

        ee gook da jock

    • Ailes56

      That's funny right there.

  • bkfrijoles

    #17 yeah thats pretty fucking drunk

    • asdf

      but are they drunk enough?

    • tara

      She got drunk off of baileys? I didn't know that was possible.

      • todd

        If it is possible we're talking one brutal, sickly-sweet hangover

    • lynch

      they are at the point where there is not one possibility of standing.

    • dbag

      The leg! The leg! Inconceivable!

  • Mark



    • Wet_tosti

      Look 3 comments up : )

    • Yeah, okay


  • JROC


  • Cameron Hoehn


    Don't worry everyone, I can take out the trash today.

    • BGO

      One man's trash is another man's treasure.

  • Rudy

    #8 is exceptionally impressive considering it was surely made by some1 who consumed all of that alcohol!

    • Sn0wMan218

      Iv'e tried this numerous times and have never had that kind of success, this is truly impressive not going to lie .. !!

    • thepoopsmith

      it is 60 oz of piss water, (bud light or any light beer in america) and a bottle of wine, hardly a feet to find center mass of 5 bottles. fucking non-alcoholics.

      • hMMMM

        feat – too bad you consider balancing bottles much easier than basic English. If you had your priorities straight, maybe you would be more than a poopsmith.

  • nrvousbreakdnce

    #14 moar….when you're awake anyways

  • chris

    #17 they would be good fun i bet….

    • IHateFaggots

      Yeah, you don't sound creepy at all…………

  • touch my d

    you're sposed ta spit it out…. BUT NO WAY JOSE am i spittin this stuff out. it tastes like fruit

    • fatguy

      Doctah Steve Brule, FOR YA WINE

    • nrvousbreakdnce

      when you've had too much wine, get your friends to carry you home

    • for orgies

      It was invented by the Romans…. for ORGEEZEEE

  • jackfrost

    #23 You guys have a little something something on your noses…..

  • Just do it

    #23 Snort cocaine, become panda!!

  • Shawn Bell

    #28 "I don't remember much from last night. All I know is, that was the best blow job of my life."

    • Darkside

      Granny gummer hummers….PART 6

    • tralfaz

      It was like she had no teeth.

  • iAm

    #2 …that's not where i parked my car

    • tralfaz

      love dat movie

  • dash_

    #11 just another day at the office for the skank patrol

    • tralfaz

      hooker down!

    • Jonny

      That photo is from a UK student event called "Carnage". A massive pub crawl basically. They get very messy.

  • everlast lies tosh

    dont believe the media tosh

  • Christian


  • Jack_LeMac

    #19 That metal door frame is gonna feel shitty on the ol face tomorrow

  • passwordistaco

    #6 Ohhh i get it now, pretty clever (or is it mandatory I say "I see what you did there"?)

  • Mel Gibson

    #16 dude needs to watch out he's in penn state

    • Chaps

      too soon

      • Noidios

        too old

      • Mitch Cumstein

        not soon enough!!

    • Smith

      Im in the Sinai trick!!!

      • Teaster

        typical thursday in the Sinai


    #27 INCEPTION!!!

    • TOMUCH


    • dashete


  • JAG

    #10 That guys too old for M.J.

  • zowie

    #14 Having 'open' beer cans would have made this pic a little more realistic. Drink first – pass out – take 'real pic'. That is all . . .for now.

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