So I guess this is what the kids are up to these days (21 Photos)

Via Buzzfeed

  • LuvsHorror

    If any of this is true, humans are headed to extinction.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You should watch the movie "Idiocracy"

      • Alex

        Exactly what I was going to say. This world is on its way to being one giant red-neck cluster fuck!

  • Rusty_Dreams

    #1 #15 what complete idiots!!!

  • Bob

    #6 513,532 people are morons then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MaryLiz

    hahahah awesome. my hometown made it on the chive.
    actually, thats kind of embarrasing. dumbasses.
    # 13

  • big jimmy
    • MATT

      #11 has been pretty much thoroughly debunked as a hoax. The fact that adults keep reviving this hoax kinda makes US looks like fools, not teens! It's about as genuine as those fictional "rainbow parties" that Oprah got fooled into doing a story on…

  • bse35

    #14 happens to kids of rich parents who shrug off thier responsibilities to a nanny

  • MonkeyMadness

    #3 Weren't they driving that Porsche in that other gallery?

  • ntuttle42

    #14….first world problems

  • gbody

    Yeah, I know this is funny, but as a member of this generation it just pisses me off. We are not getting drunk of tampons or through our eyes, and mp3s cannot get you high (see links below). It's like the moral panic over comic books from over half a century ago or that whole rainbow party thing in the middle of the last decade. That story got on Oprah, and turns out it was an urban legend. News reporters are bored, stupid, and quite willing to believe anything of younger generations without critical thinking as it just confirms the stereotypes they already buy into. So let's try thinking critically, and perhaps we'll realize that vodka in the eye or vagina would probably not get you drunk, just burn like hell!

  • Alejandro Loret
  • KorovaMilkBar

    When did parents stop beating their kids again?

  • steve

    #8 the only one I'm not worried about

  • ken

    well haters gonna hate, that guy about to have a skyrim marathon is the most awesome kid in this article

  • max

    Some of these things, such as the vodka tampons and vodka shots in the eyes, are pretty much myths. I'm sure one or two dumbasses have tried it but there is little to no evidence to suggest that kids are doing this in any particularly large numbers. While most of these are solid, the spread of misinformation like that is kind of a pet peeve of mine, and ironically also means this very post ridiculing that sort of behavior is, well, perpetuating it.

  • Bexter

    Wow this is sad. And #1, you’re gonna regret that when his balls drop and stops singing like a girl. Just saying 🙂

  • Kenneth

    arguably the 2 biggest problems facing the world are overpopulation and remarkably stupid kids.. I smell a two for one solution

  • joel

    yep, we have achieved full retard.

  • MsAnonymous

    So… they are the future huh?

  • nohope

    I have lost all hope for my generation.

  • ashii

    8 is pretty legit.

  • Alex

    Oh my god….I thought the work was suppose to end in 2012…decided to start a little earlier I see….

  • Swen

    #21 the best answer is "for credibility", even tho your question is an answer unto itself.

  • Athena

    Sigh… I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 😦 I am a 13 year old female, and all these made me literally flinch. Although, I deal with these types of people every day. Am I the only teenager who doesn't need/use spell check? The only one who actually studies? The only one who doesn't consider today's "music," music? And most of all, does not get offended when people call you "gay." (I am openly bi-sexual…) And though I could be considered pretty, I manage to be invisible and I've been at my school 5 years! Fuck. My. Life. Haha. 🙂

  • Mardulo

    #3,4,5,6,8,14,18 and 21. should have all been blowjobs or in a waste basket next to their parents bed.

  • Capz

    It's called a leap year, some people…

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