I hate my job (24 Photos)

  • Mitchell

    I love math

    • Faust

      me too, sometimes.

    • oh4fuckssake

      Do you really love math? Or are you just naming things you see and saying you love them?

    • Mister

      Huh is Mitchell a common name in china?

    • Spt

      you spelled "meth" wrong

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #18 – Every. Single. Time

    • Slappy

      The worst part is that's still better than calling the IT department for help.

      • its_forge


        …as if that's not what *we'll* do.

    • jjjmc

      I lol'd @ 18

    • drew

      XKCD on chive, eh…

    • Grizzle

      I love XKCD

      • Savage

        Did you try turning it off?

    • NebraskaGuy

      God, that is so true!

  • All methed up

    I read 24 in charlies voice lol

    • dominantone

      that show kicks ass. charlie day is the man.

    • greg

      did you sound as irritating as he does?

      • Pants

        You dare speak ill of a god among mere mortals?

        • greg

          i'm not speaking ill of him so much as i'm saying he'd be a lot funnier WITHOUT that cheese-grater whiny-loud voice…makes me change the channel, and i LIKE the show

          there's over-the-top…then there's like 65 miles of nothingness…then there's charlie

  • Wolvman

    Many repeat picture. Still nice #23 no tree allowed

    • Mister

      or you know crappy crowded office environment, such as the one for a recruitment company called Hays, with an office based in london…. not that I'm disregarding my employers or anything.

  • R2GFan

    #18 Welcome to my world.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dave.wolfinger Dave Wolfinger

    Assistant TO the Branch Manager

    • lonin

      Isn't that always the way Dog? You do all of the actual managing of the branch, but get the Assistant title while someone else makes all the biscuits.

  • WTF???

    Where the hell was Mind the Gap yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?

    • gaptastic

      agreed, where was it?

    • WSU

      Clearly, this is your favorite things because I saw this comment yesterday from you hahaha

    • JHL1

      You may not have heard. They skipped it.
      (I would have thought it was easy to figure out.)

  • dagleja3

    #13 – Please post detailed instructions on completing this hack!

    • Brian

      Make sure you have a crappy IT department.

    • Final

      Basically if you have to ask its not happening. 😛 they would in a corporate environment, fire you anyway if you dont have access to these privileges. 😛 ( I.T Admin)
      Mind you they probably gave them selves full access to the site too 😀 XD

      • The Administrator

        You're DAMN right we did!

    • lonin

      Mobile hotspot and private laptop?

    • A BiPolar Guy

      To avoid nasty problems with your boss and your IT dept, your best bet is probably a phone plus chive app or a tablet with 3g or 4g access. And your IT guys are only following orders, forgive them. Of course we in IT *need* full access to everything for "testing" purposes (so far as the CIO knows).

      Bonus hint – your IT guys are likley not trying to block anonymous proxies. Lear about the proxy, luke!

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #7 must be a loan shark

    • Hungryhippo

      Haha! Brilliant!

  • theyhateme

    hey cheve, where's the hump..WHERE'S THE HUMP??? Y U NO FIEND

    • VedHead77

      …enjoy that acid.

  • The_Stif

    #18. Glad to know that I'm not alone.

    • Sassy_

      happens to me when i'm looking up symptoms of the deadly disease i think i have..

      • BType13X2

        On the plus side you may end up with a disease named after yourself.

        • Sassy_

          god willing!

  • Dorkfish

    #15 Well theres your problem

    • Hungryhippo

      Well…that computers broken.

      • Reichenstein7

        I have found a dead, dehydrated rat in a Pc one time. We have also had a customer give our office cockroaches from their Pc that was in for repair.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #5 you're fapping wrong.

    • Fapmaster

      maybe he's just getting lubed up first

    • BadassJew

      That is a greaser! I feel your pain. Chive ON

  • http://www.facebook.com/hardcoredalcour Chris Dalcour

    #15 No. Fix it yourself.

  • jrey81

    #24 charlie ftw… occupy paddy's

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      I have a job I'm a fullonrapist

      • Dart

        just a pure classic! funniest shit ever heard. little green ghouls

      • Mason420

        Part analyst, part therapist – analrapist

  • Matt Wiz

    #24 seriously LOL

    • Hunter X

      Obviously you strapped on your whiney hat, squeezed into a whine cellar where you found a hidden door to whiney land where you can pick bottles of whine off the trees.

  • http://www.hubcityradio.com/therock Rusty

    Our fire plan at work is walk to the nearest gas station (2 miles) and call to report it, don't bother using your cell phone.

    • Israel

      It's the NASA way…

  • VedHead77

    #6 – It took you 16 hours to make that? And you got paid? FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      thats why i never pay upfront

    • HeadVed

      are you just complaining because you got stuck at work and couldn't make this?

  • The_Dood

    #17 I'm trying to decide if that was worth all the money it must've cost. I'm thinkin' no…

    • SpacemanSpiff

      The_Dood is right


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      I'm willing to bet that guy didn't pay a penny of his own money for that.

    • theyellowfever

      If that guy's as lonely as he looks, it could be.

      • thephilguy

        He's a lonely toolbox and yes he did pay for it himself

  • Underbaker

    #17 I am not seeing the hate here.

    • ThatNorwegianDude

      When I saw the picture I thought: Like a boss !!

  • AllanA

    That's got to suck

    • Paul

      Damn it… forgot my tool bag..

  • Underbaker

    #23 Seat on the right must be the interns spot, has a smaller phone and has to listen to that Hawaiian music from the cube in front of him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Dutchguy87 Kristian T. Leonard

    #17 Well played

  • rokoutwiturglockout

    I think ill take my chance with my Glock

  • John

    Brilliant, people post how shitty their jobs are when they send in pics of themselves doing fuck all – Yet have the cheek to wonder why they get into shit for it.

    • The Supe

      John…this is your supervisor, get the fuck back to work.

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