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November 22, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Tech
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I love math
me too, sometimes.
Do you really love math? Or are you just naming things you see and saying you love them?
Huh is Mitchell a common name in china?
you spelled "meth" wrong
#18 – Every. Single. Time
The worst part is that's still better than calling the IT department for help.
…as if that's not what *we'll* do.
I lol'd @ 18
XKCD on chive, eh…
I love XKCD
Did you try turning it off?
God, that is so true!
I read 24 in charlies voice lol
that show kicks ass. charlie day is the man.
did you sound as irritating as he does?
You dare speak ill of a god among mere mortals?
i'm not speaking ill of him so much as i'm saying he'd be a lot funnier WITHOUT that cheese-grater whiny-loud voice…makes me change the channel, and i LIKE the show
there's over-the-top…then there's like 65 miles of nothingness…then there's charlie
Many repeat picture. Still nice #23 no tree allowed
or you know crappy crowded office environment, such as the one for a recruitment company called Hays, with an office based in london…. not that I'm disregarding my employers or anything.
#18 Welcome to my world.
Assistant TO the Branch Manager
Isn't that always the way Dog? You do all of the actual managing of the branch, but get the Assistant title while someone else makes all the biscuits.
Where the hell was Mind the Gap yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?
agreed, where was it?
Clearly, this is your favorite things because I saw this comment yesterday from you hahaha
You may not have heard. They skipped it.
(I would have thought it was easy to figure out.)
#13 – Please post detailed instructions on completing this hack!
Make sure you have a crappy IT department.
Basically if you have to ask its not happening. they would in a corporate environment, fire you anyway if you dont have access to these privileges. ( I.T Admin)
Mind you they probably gave them selves full access to the site too XD
You're DAMN right we did!
Mobile hotspot and private laptop?
To avoid nasty problems with your boss and your IT dept, your best bet is probably a phone plus chive app or a tablet with 3g or 4g access. And your IT guys are only following orders, forgive them. Of course we in IT *need* full access to everything for "testing" purposes (so far as the CIO knows).
Bonus hint – your IT guys are likley not trying to block anonymous proxies. Lear about the proxy, luke!
#7 must be a loan shark
hey cheve, where's the hump..WHERE'S THE HUMP??? Y U NO FIEND
…enjoy that acid.
#18. Glad to know that I'm not alone.
happens to me when i'm looking up symptoms of the deadly disease i think i have..
On the plus side you may end up with a disease named after yourself.
#15 Well theres your problem
Well…that computers broken.
I have found a dead, dehydrated rat in a Pc one time. We have also had a customer give our office cockroaches from their Pc that was in for repair.
#5 you're fapping wrong.
maybe he's just getting lubed up first
That is a greaser! I feel your pain. Chive ON
#15 No. Fix it yourself.
#24 charlie ftw… occupy paddy's
I have a job I'm a fullonrapist
just a pure classic! funniest shit ever heard. little green ghouls
Part analyst, part therapist – analrapist
#24 seriously LOL
Obviously you strapped on your whiney hat, squeezed into a whine cellar where you found a hidden door to whiney land where you can pick bottles of whine off the trees.
Our fire plan at work is walk to the nearest gas station (2 miles) and call to report it, don't bother using your cell phone.
It's the NASA way…
#6 – It took you 16 hours to make that? And you got paid? FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
thats why i never pay upfront
are you just complaining because you got stuck at work and couldn't make this?
#17 I'm trying to decide if that was worth all the money it must've cost. I'm thinkin' no…
The_Dood is right
I'm willing to bet that guy didn't pay a penny of his own money for that.
If that guy's as lonely as he looks, it could be.
He's a lonely toolbox and yes he did pay for it himself
#17 I am not seeing the hate here.
When I saw the picture I thought: Like a boss !!
That's got to suck
Damn it… forgot my tool bag..
#23 Seat on the right must be the interns spot, has a smaller phone and has to listen to that Hawaiian music from the cube in front of him.
#17 Well played
I think ill take my chance with my Glock
Brilliant, people post how shitty their jobs are when they send in pics of themselves doing fuck all – Yet have the cheek to wonder why they get into shit for it.
John…this is your supervisor, get the fuck back to work.
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