A little inspiration goes a long way (29 Photos)

  • Ned Flanders

    #5 tl:dr

  • sandi

    #7 is perhaps only true in high school. Grow up nerdface!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chance.ashley Chance Ashley

    wow #29 hit me harder than i thought it was going to…

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles


  • SDC

    I call bullshit!!!!

  • Bhatch

    my favorite has been omitted:

    some people have asses that are jealous of their mouths because of all the shit that comes out of it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547783528 Alex Clarke

    #9 and steal other peoples ideas

  • Anonymous

  • @Seriousnessly

    Why does the "motivation" posts always make me feel worse?

  • http://www.hotornot.com Troll_The_MOFO_World

    #13 AND #14

    Never MORE TRUER words spoken!

    So fuck the mofo's .. OWS!
    P.S. I hope the Egyptian military rounds up and guns down the new batch of protestors .. just to keep in check and let the Arab World Know .. Spring is over .. hunker in for Winter! LOL ..

    • Stu Piddassell

      Hey Troll! The Lincoln quote is taken WAY, WAY out of context…

      "these assumptions are false, and all inferences from them groundless. They hold that labor is prior to, and independent of, capital; that, in fact, capital is the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed; that labor can exist without capital, but that capital could never have existed without labor. Hence they hold that labor is the superior – greatly the superior – of capital. They do not deny that there is, and probably always will be, a relation between labor and capital. The error, as they hold, is in assuming that the whole labor of the world exists within that relation. A few men own capital; and that few avoid labor themselves, and with their capital hire or buy another few to labor for them."

  • kyle

    #12 should be passed out to the occupy movement

    • Anonymous

      Very much agreed

  • A BiPolar Guy

    Scientists and engineers build an engine to defy the wind.

  • Seldi84

    #3 Good advice.
    #14 – That explains a lot of political leaders.

  • M.O.T.

    Some of these are the kind of thing 14 year old girls post on Facebook… Not all Chiveworthy.

  • Amy

    #11 nobody promised it would be easy, they just said it'd be worth it. I am in love with that line. Keep up inspiration posts Chive!

  • http://www.brettadamsga.com/ BrettAdamsGA

    I'll Take #27 & #29

  • Dan

    #13 Here that occupy hippies? Abraham Lincoln says quit bitching and get a damn job, then maybe you can be as successful as the people you're whining about, that's how they did it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/greg.jencks Greg Jencks

    #29 I just want to put my dong in it

  • FFS

    Enough of the steve jobs motivationals please. we're not all apple zombies.

  • brad

    #3 i have a boner in each situation so is there really a difference? #23 what? i thought love came from what you drink… i drink jameson, not with ice. why water it down?

  • emilie

    This has to be one of the best posts I've seen in a while. Can we make this inspirational thing happen more often?

  • Anonymous

    I agree with Emilie! More of this!!!!! Please!!!!

  • Bob

    Jesus Christ, when did the chive turn into a 13 year old girl's blog?? This is shameful.

  • KingStarscream

    25 is my favorite.

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