Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

November 23, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

All apologies for the auto-sound earlier. I accidentally had Josh's video below set to auto-play, then promptly got on a plane with no wi-fi (first world problems). It's fixed.

I will be posting a special Thanksgiving 'Chive Everywhere' tomorrow and we'll be lightly posting tomorrow and Friday. Drink in the holiday wherever you are out there, Chivers. Safe travels and enjoy your loved ones, even the in-laws.

: Nicole Scherzinger’s backside taken by the talented Raphael Mazzucco’s for Culo By Mazzucco

If you haven’t seen Josh sit at a grand piano and sing ‘Wild Horses’ to his daughter, this will drag you away…

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Alejandro

Nice!

stfu

Thanks for setting that stupid fucking video on autoplay, cocksuckers.

its_forge

Firefox + FlashBlock

NO U

pucker lips + kiss my ass.

its_forge

Your mother just did that, she said my ass was tasty.

-090-l0-

really? coming from someone as old as you, a "your mom" quip is especially shameful.

its_forge

Why is it any more shameful coming from a grownup than from some fucking zit-faced kid who's never touched a boob?

Pedo*blank*

You're an adult. No one should have to tell you.

its_forge

Translation: I don't know the answer to what you asked and in fact I even lack the intellect required to parse the question, so here's something that I think sounds like some sort of an insult.

SOD

i dont know hipster language, for the last 2 years ive been not very social my language is BAKTOFrONT=-

aaron

#27 nice, very nice….

SimonPhoenix

YES .. VERY NICE!

Same with #49 .. HOLY SHIT!
chiefer

Needs her own post!!!

MylesofStyles

#7 You seems to have got a little paint on you. Let me get that for you…

COCO

I think she can clean herself.

MylesofStyles

Contact with another human being can be fun. You should try it sometime.

i like he smile

Her smile is gorgeous!

kingsfan34

Somebody went on a date with one of the members of the Blue Man Group

Jack_LeMac

Without context that just kinda reads like a random headline from a Vegas newspaper

that guy

awesome but whats with annoying video ads??

https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

It's not an "annoying video ad", dumbass. Did you not see the video at the bottom about josh? You must be new here.

Also, #22 pretty much explains it if you didn't see the original post about him.

Yes

I know the story line and even I'm annoyed. Nothing more awesome than something randomly blasting from your computer while you're innocently browsing the DAR at work…

Next time Chive, let us hit play. Thanks.

Guz

Spent the first five DAR minutes looking for the ad before I realised!!

ChaseTheWalker

I did the same damn thing, I was like "Where the hell is that coming from?"

ChaseTheWalker

Agreed… I'm scrolling the DAR, I'm more than capable of clicking play on my own.
Dean

ya i went through every web page which was open trying to find out where this was playing from… finally turned on mute and found it much later at the bottom of the DAR…
lonin

Getting caught scrolling hump DAR at work because of a crappy autoplay video SUCKS.
John

Was a simple accident. I don't do the videos on theCHIVE so I was unaware that the auto-play option needed to be disabled. Trust me, we hate auto-sound as much as you do. I like to think our imperfections are part of the charm of the site. I'm pretty sure Mac the Intern is illiterate.

stfu

Apparently the Chive doesn't realize that we really don't give a fuck about this guy or this tv show. Holy shit, some guy on a reality show likes your website? Let's kiss his ass! Get a fucking clue, Chive.

And Kyle White, go fuck yourself.

jkoi

WIN!
Joe

You're an ass. This guy is great.

Noah

It takes one push of a button to turn the sound off if you don't want to hear it. You people are guiding your life energy in the wrong direction. Quit complaining and deal with it ya wankers.

SimonPhoenix

First World Problems!

-090-l0-

white people problems.

Jack_LeMac

This is racist on multiple levels, and first comes the obvious: saying that white folks only worry about trivial things. But then when you see that many things that are referred to as "white people problems" are more commonly referred to as "first-world problems" it takes on a nastier racist connotation because it implies that only white people live in first-world countries and therefore that only white people are well-off enough to worry about trivial stuff. Rant: over, just had to get that out there.

Titty Boy

nah. sounds pretty white to me.

kingsfan34

#7 Somebody went on a date with one of the members of the Blue Man Group
winfields

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!
winfields

Good Golly! who the hell is #3 phewww

pooper

kim derp
bud

eva longoria re-fitted by some blind nerd with hairy palms

El_Hefe

yup… Eva Longoria chopped like that gymnastics girl

Sean

MOAR please…… PLEASE!
R2GFan

That is an amazing profile. I'd love a 360 spin picture of that…just to make sure it is still great from every angle.

Lotus

Sorry to burst your bubble but obviously shopped. The guys runnin this site are pretty bad at telling what's actually real, bunch of "noobs".

whiteboyblackass

you should get out more often, there are tons of girls out there of all shapes in sizes. she is clearly not photoshopped, so i think you are the "noob"

Horseface

You're an idiot. It's Eva Longoria, and someone decided to quadruple her ass. The fact that you can't tell this makes you the "noob"

Real photo: http://cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/upl….

Now don't you feel like a dumbass?

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

better version of the original. http://cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com//pictures/20…

Lotus

Thanks for the life advice, but that ass is obiously fuzzy from being distorted. For a real ass that size on a somewhat normal sized girl look up Mal Malloy.

No You

#31 he's playing Skyrim women, leave him alone.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Hundreds of hours of studying for finals died a slow death this year
forestchiver

*woman

bumble

#3 Whoa….

Happy Thanksgiving Chivers..
G Monie

#3 Why I want to work for the TSA…

Woody

Totally shopped, idiot

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

original: http://cdn.idontlikeyouinthatway.com//pictures/20…

Smurf it up

#7
Paula is trying to make it with a smurf.
Dave

#16 Truth!!!!

BType13X2

Experiment treat Scumbag Girlfriend how she treats you, prediction relationship over in 2 weeks. You lose 120lbs of bitch and gain massive amounts of self respect.
Andrew

I want to see the rest of these!
vryedenker

It's called a shit test.

winfields

#17 how fucking cool is that! where can I get?

Michael JT Knox

Where's the original video?
http://mysite.du.edu/~cgarc149 CJ Garcia

Please tell me where I can find this.
gary

http://inhabitat.com/molo-softseating-expandable-…

http://mysite.du.edu/~cgarc149 CJ Garcia

Led me to this beautiful find.. .http://www.molostore.com/

mtpuckhead

Mind Blown!

chetvik

#4

DAAMMMNNNNNN!

SimonPhoenix

I believe this is off of the "Sexy/Hot How to Play Rugby"
R2GFan

Nice thighs.

Slick_Nick

Holy sweet mother of Jebus,Hump DAR is HERE!!!!and we need even moar of #27

dudari

couldnt agree moar

jdfish2279

#20 Challenge Accepted!

https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

I would if I wouldn't get saliva(and other, uh, "human fluids") all over my screen.

A.J.

Spelled Canadian wrong eh

weldsoft

True, but doesn't matter, Boobs!
VanIsleChiver

C eh? N eh? D eh?

Crammer

OH CANADA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE……. 0_0……..boobs
abc

Am I the only one who motorboated the air while looking at that?

TomTheCameraGuy

#44 But isn't it pronounced "Oh'n", not "On"?

https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

Depending on where you're from(like me, for instance), you pronounce "on" like "oh-n".

Davinport

Tobler oh'n ed!

VanIsleChiver

Toblerone was 3D first…………..

Dave

#22 He killed it last night

Jas

and he gets to see #49 on a daily basis. talk about lucky…
i like him even more now that i know he's "one of us"

SimonPhoenix

I dont' generally like Nicole . .BUT " OH My, Oh My!" congrats girl .. you look amazing!

ALSO .. Fuck yeah JOsh .. DUDE YOU ARE SERIOUSLY awesome. I HATE these shows .. but you being a Chiver.. I checked it out. I really enjoy listening to you now. I am sure THERE ARE TONS OF OTHER singers that are pleasant to listen to also .. but I wouldn't give them a chance .. but I gave you one .. and you are awesome. God Bless You, and God Bless your daughter and your first deep love!

Rock on Man!
P.S. SNAP A PHOTO OF her hump and you for a Hump Day one day! OR BETTER YET .. Make her a Chivette, dude! Come one … YOU CAN WIN HER OVER OT THE CHIVE SIDE!

?!?

dude, she is 13…

TheAndychrist

He's talking about Nicole

Leonel_LyL

He killed someone? Nahh, jk. I don't live in the states so I can't watch the show, but I hope he wins!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002528462383 Alja Ivanova

I live in a small place called Estonia, doesn't stop me from watching Josh kill it!

Shane

FTW Josh!!! I have a 3 year old daughter and this rocked me to my core.
xXbeermonkeyXx

hey look, its patty! hey patty, hows the diet going? you got whitney naked yet?

+_-=-

Almost. He's just gotta bag that head first….

drewplp

I would definitely buy an album from him, especially from the Chivery
RobK

Barring any catastrophic setbacks Josh has this one in the bag. He's the only contestant I've seen where the judges haven't said anything really negative outside of Simon's "Dracula and The Brides" comment (which I would have taken as a compliment). BTW, am I the only one who thinks Nicole Scherzinger wants some of that "Krajcik Magic"?

grunt87

#16 so true.
MylesofStyles

#21 I'm disgusted with society. This hydrant is dying a slow death and not one person is doing a thing about it.
jag

#49 She is doing it right.

http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

Agreed… now THAT is a gap. Legs crossed yet we still see the light.

etcrr

Dude that's gaptastic

AssClown

#7 Does this count as a bukake if I was the only one?

SimonPhoenix

No .. and you aren't the only one.
Dude myself and all my clown buddies were there. That is how we Clown Bukakeed her!

American girl!

#21
Jupp! It seems like a nice fit..

Guesty

this is how fattys stratch there ass as they cant reach there hand around.

sol

#16 one , does not simply text into mordor…..bring my belt ……..i foresee a thrashing.

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