Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • First

    First bithces!

    • guest17

      i hate you

      • GG Allen

        i hate cunts like you who whine about it more.

    • Mister

      can't even spell bitches right.

      • __of__

        I think he was typing to quickly to be first to worry about spelling

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      REDDIT

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

        stay on reddit then.

    • tara

      I'm so happy for you. You finally made the first comment. You are the most amazing person in the world now!!

    • Jimbo

      Great, now you can try to lose your virginity…

  • James

    #20 me too!

    • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

      Just lick? Set your sights a bit higher man, it's your Bucket List for fuck-sake! Bang Olivia Wilde.

      • Billy

        If at the very least I could lick her, as weird as that is, I could die happy.

      • SWa

        gotta start somewhere…

        • ROK247

          it might end up getting your foot in the door, so to speak…

    • Pants

      Just put a bag over her head and I'd be set.

      • jimbojones

        I guess it would help if she couldn't see you.

    • Jacob

      stolen from collegehumor.com… LIKE ALMOST ALL OF THEIR PICTURES

      • its_forge

        I hope you realize we couldn't possibly give less of a fuck where they came from even if we cared enough to try, which we really totally don't. If the images came from somewhere else and you like that place better, stay there and don't come here. If you like this site better, stay here and you'll see all the pictures you liked from that other site anyway. Win/win.

      • SWa

        I don't get people who always said OH MY GAWD THEY GOT THIS FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE

        like seriously, what do people actually hope to accomplish by doing this?

  • Scotty

    Thank you for posting stuff while I am on the graveyard shift.

  • blub_glub

    #22 dayyyumnn dude!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      He needs to be signed immediately if he already isn't.

      • Blayde

        looks like Bam, acts like Bam, so I'm gonna say it's Bam

        • meh

          Peter Raffin, one of San Jose's finest

  • Todd_A

    #24 – Asshole. I love you…….. Asshole…….

    • OhOkayThen

      you've said too much

    • Jed

      "It wasn't me! It was a one-armed man!"

  • Bexter

    #24 I’d beat the shit out of that little asshole! #just sayin

    • Mister

      and then you would be infamous on the internet

    • An Average Chiver

      fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • Ima Dick

      Please never get a pet

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        fuck that. i've broke brooms over my pitbull's heads when they deserved it. those dogs know their damn places and wouldn't think of doing anything to anything or anyone.

        • McBeastie

          I hope they get startled one day and latch their jaws onto your balls with a death grip. You'll deserve it.

          • Active Hunter

            And someone should then take a pic and send it to the chive!!

        • JDB

          And people like you are the ones who shouldn't own a pitbull. It doesn't matter if they can take it. That's what makes them aggressive.

        • __of__

          You are one crazy fucking bastard for doing that! I hope one day soon someone breaks a broom on your fucking head.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Meh. I'd just zip it up in the pillowcase for a few minutes…..

  • kingsfan34

    #24 Why? 'Cause fuck you, that's why!

  • Whosthatguy

    #13 zooming in, you're doing it right

    • tbone

      you should see the full video, epic

      • tbone
  • ChiveNation

    #18 well that's not very nice! Who will pay for his new balls?

    • dashete

      This seems like the apex of nutcracker pranking. Although I personally hope it never stops evolving.

    • BType13X2

      If your a guy and your dumb enough to let your guy friends blind fold you for any reason you deserve to have your nuts shattered.

      • drew

        This is true……….once again another case of natural selection.

      • lonin

        Why does that look like a kid getting that done to him by an adult though?

        I keep rooting for him to toss that brick just a bit farther than expected…

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #23 #25

    Smart and awesome there…

  • Todd_A

    #6 – Proof that the duckface is even more evil than any other power….. So….. STOP IT!!!

    • cheddarz

      somebody needs to bitchslap the duckface off of em

    • The_Stif

      This literally made me throw up.

    • Psymon Gallows

      What's worse is the one in the middle could be pretty. Potentially.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=733645894 Lance Nyffeler

    #22 like a boss

  • OhOkayThen

    #19 darth vader is driving

  • freedocgooden

    today the wife told me that I let the quality of DMA and DAR affect my mood, I asked her why there were dishes in the sink

    • pablo_v




      appropriate response to when she doesnt do dishes

  • maclean

    #20 that kid has his priorities straight!

    • Mister

      not really, he only wants to lick her, aim higher and bang her instead

  • Rollout25

    #4 "Everyone gets one" says Spiderman

    • Spiderman

      fuck Family Guy

      • anon

        The newer shows feel a little desperate to me…

  • Mossy

    #9

    Theres on epic senior prank

    • OhOkayThen

      occupy the spaces between buildings with things that are productive

  • dashete

    #21 Roy Batty Ice Creams

    • Phil

      I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

    • KyleGamgee

      That's real?? I assumed it was a photoshop.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #20 Godspeed sir.

  • DUHH!

    #9 Chairs? FUCK chairs!

    • guest

      Hey, you're both funny and original quoting Dane Cook like that. Good work. You're awesome!

      • its_forge

        Hehe admitting you recognize a Dane Cook line is pretty bad too. I'm fortunate, I heard a few of his jokes *once,* didn't laugh even the tiniest bit at any of them, and promptly forgot them, and him.

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #7 Ah, memories. Awesome costume too

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Costume? Fuck, I was hoping my childhood toys had come to life.

  • Tom

    Is #3 the velocity at flamingoland england ?

    • Mister

      No.

      • Misses

        And no one cares.

  • DOC

    #9. Not my chair, not my problem.

    • dominantone

      that's what I say.

    • tara

      who put that god damb chair here

  • StormChaser

    #25 Holy shit!

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      This is incredible! I had to do some research after seeing it, and apparently it's over 15 feet tall and there are a series of mirrors within it to create the endless effect.
      The pictures of it from the outside are awesome!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      this is the perfect metaphor for Finals Week

    • cjuncosa

      No human being would stack books like this …

    • its_forge

      Too bad they're all in Czech… sigh… all that knowledge wasted on people who are already 400% smarter than Americans on average…

      • Guest

        Indeed…Czech it out!

  • Billy

    #20 Agreed (while I stare off into space for a few minutes)

    • ROK247

      i would give her the best 18 seconds of my life!

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