Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)


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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    #29 is pretty bitchin

    • JROC

      dude i can't 'thumbs' up this enough

    • smartguy47

      I was worried for a second that it was going to say "facilities for obese people."

    • Christian Lander

      #15 Stuff White People Like # 152, Ugly Sweater Parties.

      Over the course of a calendar year, white people have ample opportunities for themed parties and drinking: Halloween, St. Patrick’s Day, and Cinco De Mayo are the most popular officially sanctioned holidays. But that does not mean that white people shy away from creating their own impromptu themes for parties and evenings- mustache party! ’90s prom! Designing Women!

      During the month of December, white people face an especially difficult challenge. This is the time of year when parties and drinking are most appropriate, but the most obvious theme of Christmas must be avoided. This is because Christmas forces Christianity upon others, and though their ancestors had no problem with this activity, modern white people are quite disgusted by the idea. Hanukkah parties are fun, but a bit too exclusive, and a Kwanzaa Party requires an enormous amount of physical, mental, and ironic labor that can only be done by the most elite of white people.

      White people needed to find a party that was completely without religious affiliations, but still connected enough to the idea of Christmas that they could serve eggnog and hot toddies. The answer: ugly sweater parties.

      These parties feature festive drinks, Christmas music by Sufjan Stevens, and most importantly, intentionally hideous sweaters. These ugly sweaters provide white people with an invisible shield that protects them from any criticism that might emerge if any Christianity accidentally slips into the evening.

      “Hey man, I love that Burl Ives song, but um, you let Silent Night slip into the mix. That’s kind of awkward because, you know, the Crusades?”
      White person points to sweater and makes a funny face.
      Order is restored.

      If you find yourself invited to one of these parties, you must begin your preparations immediately. Craftier white people have been searching used clothing stores since last Christmas, and so you should not expect to find anything of significant ironic value. Instead, your best hope is to see if any of your family members have an old sweater lying around.

      “Hey man, nice sweater. It’s so ugly.”
      “Yeah, when my family first got to this country we had to shop at Goodwill, this is the first one my father bought to get him through his first winter here. Good thing they didn’t have these parties back then, right? He would have died.”
      “Geez, man, I’m sorry, you can cut in line for egg nog.”

    • bob

      so good… its so easy to take things like walking up stairs for granted

  • Pete

    I agree

    • Alex

      Im taking this dumb post to say that #33 made me laugh, I was doing the same damn pose.

  • Dan

    #2 Chive, you're doing it wrong

    • sexyback

      doin it quite well akshuly.

    • LukeSkywalker

      If this is on its way on, then you're doin' it wrong.

      On the other hand, if it's on its way off, you're doin' it right. =)

  • theonehodge

    #13 He's just chilling for now…Santa's got a big month ahead of him!!

    • BaseballRube

      You shall not pass… without giving me a quarter.

    • GPrime

      Santa?! Please, this guy needed to be at the doors of Best Buy on Friday saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

    • joeoby78

      Is that the blind wizard from Krull?

      • Colwyn

        wow, now that was an impressive reference.

    • bilbo

      Gandalf!

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      I don't care what anyone says, this is a sad picture. Totally buzz-killed my dar.

    • whiteboyblackass

      Gandalf with the ghost of Gimli in front of him

    • gotti420

      no that's gandolf lol

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #35 And your hands can now make me a sandwich…

    • DrROBOTO

      shouldnt be a problem since she can rest that bs sign on her fake tits

    • TiminPhx

      Well played sir, well played….

    • The Great Bambino

      ….and having big titties like that doesn't hurt.

    • Eddie

      I remember this from Tumblr somewhere.

      17 year old Canadian chick.

    • Eddie
    • Smitty

      So says the chick with the low single digit dress size and the huge rack.

      Lot harder for the ladies with larger frames and esteem issues.

    • Stephen

      Here is her Model Mayhem picture set
      http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1925933/view

    • gilles

      Wasn't looking at the sign at first

    • RealityCheck

      Your tits make you bearable. Barely.

  • Captlazarus

    I stopped on #49 too long otherwise I'd be first. Thanks for that

    • glitched

      the perfect ass

      • Gwilly

        What a marvelous little bum.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000036746346 Cody Symes

          I've never seen something that perfect…

      • mtpuckhead

        Exactly what I was gonna say!

    • coolhand

      GAAAAAAAAWD DAMNNNNN!!!!!!!

    • maboze1x

      MOAR!!!!

    • Erik

      Hypnotizing…I want to meet her and probably marry her 🙂

    • nope

      Might be Dylan

    • obi

      dear lord…..

  • Bryan

    I like #49, and #45.

    Find her?

    • LLD

      Oh yes, me too… me toooo…. me toooooooooo!!!!! Are they the same girl?? Somehow, the face doesn't really even matter?

    • 16inchzipper

      Or if they are 2 different people: MAKE HER!

    • http://twitter.com/NickClark360 @NickClark360

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Chivacy Please

      Dylan?

    • TBT

      Tinyeye search reveals Russian source. Maybe a Russian chiver can explain if there is more to be found.

    • Birdhaus32

      "OH GOD! WOW!" True story

    • mrme

      the pattern almost looks photoshopped on her skin.
      mesmerizing.

    • zeke

      http://ikaym.tumblr.com/tagged/personal

      #49 personal tumbler

      you're welcome

      • Amazing

        You, sir, are amazing!

    • Ninja47

      These two…. MY GOD

    • fdubzou

      WIIIIIIINNNNNNN

    • https://www.facebook.com/chwex Carlos Baudelio Valdez Salazar

      #45 this is the sexiest photo i have seen so far at theChive….

      • Big JR

        Picture of the year!!!!!

      • It's420Somewhere

        I saved it for later

    • Mikerhinos

      Those 2 gave me a heart attack…because no more blood in it….lol

    • Friend

      I know who #49 is. She is 16 and from Canada.

  • TheBAMFinater

    So much happiness!!

    • TheBAMFinater's BF

      Don't get too excited there honey, Christmas is right around the corner. and you still haven't recovered from Halloween's "all night dicking session".

      • TheBAMFinater

        Yeah, my own personal troll is back!!
        Quick say something witty!

  • YEM

    #14

    Don't tip the bartender. Every drink is watered down.

    • Steamboat Willie

    • Brian

      Way to be funnier than the original post.

  • BaseballRube

    #49 Simple, yet great (rear) end to the DAR.

    • etcrr

      doesn't get any better than that

  • SAM

    #49 YES

    • Rudy Ruettiger

      also #26, I want ALL that…

  • john

    #22 Definitely!!
    and another fit girls

    • Krod

      LEGS!

    • drewscriver

      Absolutely agree john. #22 and many more like her!

    • myself

      Agreed

    • nick

      #22 YES YES YES YES YES YES
      PLEASE

    • project_2501

      …but not too* fit…

    • thedude325

      That chicks gotta be atleast 8 feet tall

    • thighhigh sock day.

      should be a regular thing really…

    • jnfiv

      YES PLEASE A LEGS POST!!!!!!!!!! and another fit girls would be nice. #22 amazing, and #49 you have got to be kidding me… stop all other activities and FIND HER IMMEDIATELY!

    • trez

      Legs and feet!

  • Dflow

    What's a Pirate's favorite letter??? DARRRRRRRRR

    • bridgemaster

      you would think it was the dar but 'twas the C

  • hMMMM

    #25 – awesome

    • Jules-CO

      Lol, I was just by Chalk Lake this last weekend:)

  • HUBERT

    #45 FTW

    • Red

      No kidding, that is just epic.

    • mrb

      bewb

    • TBT

      Tinyeye search reveals a 2010 Russian source. Any Russian Chivers care to explain is there is more to this??

      • MEEEE

        I second what TBT said….

    • its_forge

      Mouthwatering.

    • VJ_1

      That has got to be the most boob you can possibly see without actually seeing nip. Amazing!

  • Dalton144

    44 I’ve got the same girlfriend

    • Mr Sir

      #44

  • John Daniel

    #7 What a DoucheFag

    • Batman264

      Just because he pulls more girls than you ever could or will dont hate

      • etcrr

        Fact: gay guys have way more girls around them than straight guys, because they are safe

        • myself

          Fact: All the girls around NPH aren't there because he's safe. They are there just in case he decided to give chicks a go. Because he is that awesome.

          • Christian Lander

            Stuff White People Like # 220, Neil Patrick Harris.

            • Vikrant

              Stuff Black people like #341 commenting on what stuff white people like

              • Christian Lander

                *I'm White*

    • Giraffe

      You sir, must not be a man then, but some lonely creature in the basement of his moms house.

      • Jesse

        Barney is a legend but so is Neil Patrick Harris. I will hear no bad word said about this man. Who cares he's gay? Haven't you seen him in Harold and Kumar?!!!

        • Brian

          You must not have seen the new Harold & Kumar, otherwise you'd know the truth about NPH.

    • Smitty

      LOL, You mad bro?

    • Jules

      The hell is this, why can't being gay make you a role model?!

      • gman

        Because The Chive's biggest fault is their occasional blatant homophobia. Remember all that "I have bad news for you" stuff? Haha, it really sucks if you/your friend/your child is gay! Just kill them!

        Not funny, just mean. I lovelovelove The Chive, but there is no need for this hurtful ignorance.

        • Cass

          Perhaps. But it seemed to me that it was in reference to the character Barney and the fact that he was a role model for picking up women, not just in general. That's why they said "in real life" and not just "is gay".

          • the other Jen

            still doesn't change the fact the chivers sound like a bunch of homophobic basement dwellers.

    • Ramrod

      Very clever

  • tralfaz

    #5
    Quick get in the truck we'll explain later!

  • Adrianna

    #49 – i'm more of a boobs fan myself..but your buns are just perfect. 🙂

    • etcrr

      I, like you was into breasts and thighs. That was till Chive came along and Wed hump day now i'm an ass man too WEG

  • Mike

    #26 MOAR!!!

    • Mario

      Fuck yeah! Super Nintendo bitches!

      • project_2501

        I wonder what game it is…

        • TinMan83c

          I'm more curious about the gamer.. X )

    • ROK247

      BEST. SLEEPOVER. EVAR.

      • 007

        Terrible…There's only one controller!

        • zowie

          Don't worry, there are other buttons to push.

          • 0=-]p

            christ, you all talk like a bunch of damn virgins……

    • teh dude

      http://marigraciolli.tumblr.com/

      thank me later bitches

      • Aaron

        i just came back to thank you. Thanks.

        one of yo bitches!

      • TinMan83c

        awesome

      • its_forge

        Fuck, she's fucking gorgeous. Thanking you NOW.

    • Smitty

      I dunno… I have mixed feelings about this picture. She looks like she just finished playing a marathon session of her game ad is now too tired for 'other things.'

  • Tillman

    #49 Fixed a really lousy Monday for me – Thank you, Chive

  • theonehodge

    #35 …and your breasts make you desirable

    • Underhill

      Tits are for babies. Legs are for men

      • TheAutomaticMan

        says the guy who's never laid his hog between a huge rack

        • Yun

          Anything more than a handful is wasted.

          • huge rack fan

            incorrect

    • DudeBro

      I didn't even know she was holding a sign for over a minute.

  • anon

    #8 I don't know what this thing is, but I want one!

    • Ron Burgundy?

      The program's called Photoshop. You can pick it up almost anywhere, but it's pretty expensive.

    • Mason K

      Horned Frog, all over north Texas

      • Meat

        Has a long tail for a frog.

        • the other Jen

          christ, you people are dumb.

      • JAFitC

        Let me call your attention to the wings. . . .

  • SOD

    #49 fraggol thats tidy

  • winfields

    #11 Chive on from PA

    • aaron

      And Ohio now

    • MarcsRice

      Hell YEAH!!! Yuengling is a GREAT beer! I'll never understand why it's only in the North East

      • Sweetwater

        It's all over Atlanta

        • dorothy

          and Florida….Im drinking one as we speak…Chive on!

      • 340Swinger

        I've only been able to find it in Tennessee. But why no Kentucky?

      • Hah

        I had several last night on tap at Beef's in Myrtle Beach.

    • nwest

      noone has heard of it because it is shit…

    • Guthrie

      Always make sure to grab some when I'm in PA. Is there a better beer flavor to price ratio out there?

      • The_Dood

        That's it exactly! I wouldn't call it a great beer. But it's not expensive either. I'll usually have a craft beer first and then start in with the Yuenglings

    • Kratzervilles

      Winfields…as in you live in winfield PA…like ME?!!!

    • Gary

      Best beer in PA, or pretty much anywhere as a matter of fact.

    • Blaq ND

      great beer but what do you know abou Stoney's? now thats a PA beer.

    • Tim

      This beer is downright awful, it's all over PA and it's an insult to beer. Why is it invading other states?

      • ImpressMe

        You…have NO taste in beer. You probably eat your steaks well done too. Douchebag.

        • Dave R.

          when in pa. all you have to ask for is lager, because there is only one. it's also america's oldest brewery!

    • ImpressMe

      Yeungling Porter is better. Yeungling Porter and a steak, I will die happy. Oh..and #49…sweet Jesus.

    • chivette

      hell yes! best beer ever…chive on from pittsburgh

      • http://twitter.com/keithschon @keithschon

        Logged in for the first time specifically to thumbs up and agree with the "Chive on from Pittsburgh" call

    • http://www.facebook.com/yinglingjason Jason Yingling

      This beer is relevant because it is my namesake. And it has finally made its way down here to VA. I used to have to grab some when I visited my friends in PA.

    • august west

      its kind of hard to shit on the oldest family owned brewing in the country. Its not bad, but realistically its pretty run of the mill.

    • pokeman169

      Yuengling is Awesome! Chive in from MD!

      • Cate

        Love it so much ❤ Chive on from Lancaster!

        • Dunny_

          I was insulted when some waiter in Baltimore claimed they had a "local" beer on tap called Yuengling. … Chive on from Lebanon, Cate!

        • 1C451

          Have to cart it back out west when I'm home visiting. Chive on from Berks!

    • Kyle

      Couldn't agree more!

    • techgeek

      My go to beer. This and a cheesesteak from Chink's and I am set… oh and I am fat.

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