Would you pay $40,000 a month for this? (20 Photos)

This Russian Minx has created an entire online promotion attempting to lure a man. There's one catch, you have to be absurdly wealthy. Her ad reads as folllows:

"I love to mountain ski, speak two languages and do not smoke or take any drugs. I am looking for a serious relationship with a man for $40,000 per month. P.S. I adore turtles from the Indian Ocean, sharks in the Gulf of Oman and the exquisite Parus Hotel. I look forward to meeting a man who appreciates the value of my company."

Is she worth it?

  • Bro-meo

    Elbows too pointy

    • Dr.Quizmas


    • Jimmy the Hat

      I see the DR. understand SARCASM! DAMN some people are DUMB!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      I agree .. knock of $5,000 a month just for the pointy elbows.

      • Chiver In Bio

        Quite the bargain…….only $55 an hour. Better looking then most of the chivettes.

        • 0--=0

          agreed. and she probably doesn't attention whore as much.

    • isawoj


    • Mason

      Yeah… better not have an air mattress or a waterbed… (but then again who has a water bed any more?)

    • ros


      Gary Shteyngart – "The Russian Debutante's Handbook". pp 371 – 374.

      Beginning at "So how did you two meet?"

      Ending at "Bozhe moi! Bozhe moi! Oh my God! Russian Beauty! I am getting down on my foot and I give her flower and Mozart ball."

  • passwordistaco

    Hell No!

    • Dave

      Does she swallow?

    • f'in yea

      Hell No seconded, and passed.
      If you had money to afford that…you'd have them crawling over you at the PROSPECT of money.

    • McG

      For $40,000/month you can get yourself MANY Chivettes that are as hot, or hotter than her. I'm sorry, but she ain't worth it. Now that I mention it, where's the hot Chivette galleries…

      • http://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

        saying you can buy chivettes?

    • MAX_POW

      If you have in mind that $40.000 a month for a very rich person is like $40 a month for us (regular poor people)…i would, definitely . But, if with $40.000 a month you can get 40 different girls at $1.000 rate (and i am positive you can get pretty girls with that amount), i would'n, definitely not

      • hMMMM

        $40k is still $40k, I don't care how rich you are.

    • mouchette

      Emphatic hell no

    • glitched

      she should just eat a sandwich and cut out the fucking duck face.

      • glitched

        my bad her lips are just horrendous

    • nope

      Not only no but, Fuck No

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      I'd pay $40,000 just to give her a pink sock on video and post it for all my Chivers to enjoy.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Not one pic of her in the kitchen? No, not worth it.

    • J.D.

      I'm getting so tired of this joke, I'm sorry. But any post on theChive with a woman in it, that joke somehow has to be made.

      I think it's a funny line and all, but it's just so overused.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        It's theChive comment section….don't think too hard!

      • f'in yea

        Somewhat tired too, but very appropo here.

      • mick0311

        Shut up bitch…..and get back to the kitchen. 😉

      • BasementDweller

        What annoys me is that these fucking braindead chivers are actually thumbing it up because they it makes them feel like they belong to a secret clique with inside jokes

        • The Chivery

          We do. "Virgins with Unwarranted Self-Importance" is a very exclusive club.

          Chive on!

          • truthserum


      • 0-90-43

        THANK YOU!

    • Norman

      Touche my friend

    • Mike St. Jacques


    • SockMoney17

      She doesn't even have that much in parts….

    • _maxPain_

      Her ultimate goal is to get pregnant,Dump the Sugar Daddy,send him a 5mill$ lawsuit,and leave with,,
      The House,,,
      The Condo's,,,
      The M-Benz,,,
      The Monet collection,,,
      The Driver !!

      • Patricio

        That's why you have a prenup.

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Epic response! I happen to agree as well. Kitchen shots please!! Otherwise she has to pay ME $40k per month

    • mcsgwigga

      Highest "thumbs up" score ever, you have my vote.

    • http://www.facebook.com/larry.molano Larry Julian Molano

      ^ this

    • whiteboyblackass

      Agreed. For 40k a month, bitch better be getting creative with her sandwich making

    • Alex

      DUCK FACE!

  • Trey

    HELL NO!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

      I concur.

    • yep

      So $40k for 30 days = $1333 per day. In other words, she's an average whore.

    • scribbly

      Know how I know you're gay.

  • Ragu

    First! Shes probly this loose! (………………………) but id still get that!

  • Joel


    • oh my

      not for .40!

  • Sisco

    Bitch is crazy, does she any idea how much Russian girls one can get for 40k a month?

    • Waylon

      I'd rather have 10 "eights" for 40 grand a month than one "nine" for the same price.

      • f'in yea

        Shit. You can have 10 "eights" for a one-time fee of 40 grand. (mail order)

    • steve

      hahaha, so True, I married one and she was a hell ov a lot cheaper than that.

    • sito1002

      And your just talking about russian ones, lets take that into dollars ore even better, dominican pesos here were I live. You will have like the entire island for you.

  • Dan

    No. That is all.

  • Jake

    She's creative, she's turned prostitution into a monthly rental instead of hourly.

    • ROK247


      you could put yourself up in a nice hotel in vegas and have a different one every night for that much!

    • Crack

      Actually no…. it breaks down to $54.79 an hour. She's not even a high priced call girl!!!!

    • Dick

      LG should take some lessons skank 2 skank.

  • TheHypnotizer

    To many zeros. How about $40 a month?

    • Rob

      Still too much.

    • Steven

      Ill take her for 40 a month, cheaper then my wife

      • You suck at words

        Grammar, changing the meaning of sentences since the beginning of time.

        • Avery

          History, showing us that grammar wasn't there at the beginning of time…

          • http://twitter.com/therealcolbert @therealcolbert

            $40 is cheaper than my wife, my mom, and my grammar.

  • uninterpreted

    know why she charging 40k / month? that's how much her plastic surgeon is charging her for all the work she has had done.

    • JT $

      What happened to her lips, It looks like she got punched in the face before the photo shoot

      • http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

        That's the worst part. They just look so fake. I don't imagine that they are actually moveable apart from opening and closing. Be prepared to over pay for the most expensive terrible BJ ever

      • real talk

        i bet she has fake teeth too.. pop those things out before she gives head

        • rabble

          That might be nice….

      • Six

        Maybe she dated Chris Brown?

    • Dirty Dingus

      No kidding. Six months with a sugar daddy and this skank will look like Bruce Jenner.

  • Lowrent75


  • banzia

    Her skin would make a nice seat cover.

    • what

      WHAT?! How does this comment have so many likes…..

      • Heisenberg

        leathery skin joke – not a nazi quip

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    F NO!

  • Holy Hell

    What was the Question, again ?

  • Hey Now!

    She'll need that much just for her lip injections.

  • http://www.brettadamsga.com BrettAdamsGA

    I am not willing to pay for the company of any woman. I may not be very good looking, but if a woman can't be with me for my other traits, then I don't need her.

    • Dirty Dingus
    • guest

      you have a dream

    • iloveserjtankian

      Good for you! Just remember that when you're super wealthy & bimbos are throwing themselves at you. Not all girls are money grubbing whores!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517855709 Tim Gorveatt

    looks like she has a perma-duckface… definitely not worth it

  • passwordistaco

    For that much I'd trade in for a new model every month, and each would be hotter than this train wreck.

  • Brian

    Lets see….

    Fake hair? Check

    Fake skin? Check

    Fake tits? Check

    Fake lips? Check

    The only thing real about this one is the over inflated sense of self. I can get a girl like that with $ 40.00 worth of GTL.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      She probably needs to charge $40k/month to pay off her plastic surgery bill.

  • Jason


  • emini

    women are like cars. they depreciate as time passes. think of it as a 2 or 3yr lease at most and then swap for something young and new

    • http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

      I think that the $40k is for money that she plans on spending on restoration. She's already done some restoration work on her lips, boobs, probably a little under the back bumper…

  • Teófilo Athos Brauns

    Errr? Maybe $70 / h ?

    • pboucher

      She's definitely not worth more than 40K/month – That 70$/hr would be 51100$/month.

      • Klaus Von Strousen

        He meant an average whore price, not 70/h every day….

        You pay 70 to play her for one hour than kick her ass out until next month

        • ROR

          Holy shit, shut the fuck up, we get it.

    • Kyle

      that is actually more that $40,000/month. Just so ya know…

    • Underbaker

      My math works it out to $55.55 an hour for a 30 day month.

  • Arthur

    If i wanted to fuck plastic i would pull the doll out of the closet

    • jay


    • JoshQuatch

      You have a doll in the closet?

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    She can speak (2) languages but cant spell Paris correctly?
    How about $40 a month? Still overvalued, so consider the extra $10 a tip.

    • Slappyd
      • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

        My bad.
        Still way overvalued at $40 a month.

    • Chris

      Parus is apparently a hotel chain in Russia.. or something like that based on my 5 seconds of Google searching.

      • haba-haba

        Parus means sail in Russian, that is how Burj Al Arab hotel is called in Russia.

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