Would you pay $40,000 a month for this? (20 Photos)

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This Russian Minx has created an entire online promotion attempting to lure a man. There's one catch, you have to be absurdly wealthy. Her ad reads as folllows:

"I love to mountain ski, speak two languages and do not smoke or take any drugs. I am looking for a serious relationship with a man for $40,000 per month. P.S. I adore turtles from the Indian Ocean, sharks in the Gulf of Oman and the exquisite Parus Hotel. I look forward to meeting a man who appreciates the value of my company."

Is she worth it?

  • Bro-meo

    Elbows too pointy

    • Dr.Quizmas


    • Jimmy the Hat

      I see the DR. understand SARCASM! DAMN some people are DUMB!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      I agree .. knock of $5,000 a month just for the pointy elbows.

      • Chiver In Bio

        Quite the bargain…….only $55 an hour. Better looking then most of the chivettes.

        • 0--=0

          agreed. and she probably doesn't attention whore as much.

    • isawoj


    • Mason

      Yeah… better not have an air mattress or a waterbed… (but then again who has a water bed any more?)

    • ros


      Gary Shteyngart – "The Russian Debutante's Handbook". pp 371 – 374.

      Beginning at "So how did you two meet?"

      Ending at "Bozhe moi! Bozhe moi! Oh my God! Russian Beauty! I am getting down on my foot and I give her flower and Mozart ball."

  • passwordistaco

    Hell No!

    • Dave

      Does she swallow?

    • f'in yea

      Hell No seconded, and passed.
      If you had money to afford that…you'd have them crawling over you at the PROSPECT of money.

    • McG

      For $40,000/month you can get yourself MANY Chivettes that are as hot, or hotter than her. I'm sorry, but she ain't worth it. Now that I mention it, where's the hot Chivette galleries…

      • http://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

        saying you can buy chivettes?

    • MAX_POW

      If you have in mind that $40.000 a month for a very rich person is like $40 a month for us (regular poor people)…i would, definitely . But, if with $40.000 a month you can get 40 different girls at $1.000 rate (and i am positive you can get pretty girls with that amount), i would'n, definitely not

      • hMMMM

        $40k is still $40k, I don't care how rich you are.

    • mouchette

      Emphatic hell no

    • glitched

      she should just eat a sandwich and cut out the fucking duck face.

      • glitched

        my bad her lips are just horrendous

    • nope

      Not only no but, Fuck No

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      I'd pay $40,000 just to give her a pink sock on video and post it for all my Chivers to enjoy.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Not one pic of her in the kitchen? No, not worth it.

    • J.D.

      I'm getting so tired of this joke, I'm sorry. But any post on theChive with a woman in it, that joke somehow has to be made.

      I think it's a funny line and all, but it's just so overused.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        It's theChive comment section….don't think too hard!

      • f'in yea

        Somewhat tired too, but very appropo here.

      • mick0311

        Shut up bitch…..and get back to the kitchen. 😉

      • BasementDweller

        What annoys me is that these fucking braindead chivers are actually thumbing it up because they it makes them feel like they belong to a secret clique with inside jokes

        • The Chivery

          We do. "Virgins with Unwarranted Self-Importance" is a very exclusive club.

          Chive on!

          • truthserum


      • 0-90-43

        THANK YOU!

    • Norman

      Touche my friend

    • Mike St. Jacques


    • SockMoney17

      She doesn't even have that much in parts….

    • _maxPain_

      Her ultimate goal is to get pregnant,Dump the Sugar Daddy,send him a 5mill$ lawsuit,and leave with,,
      The House,,,
      The Condo's,,,
      The M-Benz,,,
      The Monet collection,,,
      The Driver !!

      • Patricio

        That's why you have a prenup.

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Epic response! I happen to agree as well. Kitchen shots please!! Otherwise she has to pay ME $40k per month

    • mcsgwigga

      Highest "thumbs up" score ever, you have my vote.

    • http://www.facebook.com/larry.molano Larry Julian Molano

      ^ this

    • whiteboyblackass

      Agreed. For 40k a month, bitch better be getting creative with her sandwich making

    • Alex

      DUCK FACE!

  • Trey

    HELL NO!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

      I concur.

    • yep

      So $40k for 30 days = $1333 per day. In other words, she's an average whore.

    • scribbly

      Know how I know you're gay.

  • Ragu

    First! Shes probly this loose! (………………………) but id still get that!

  • Joel


    • oh my

      not for .40!

  • Sisco

    Bitch is crazy, does she any idea how much Russian girls one can get for 40k a month?

    • Waylon

      I'd rather have 10 "eights" for 40 grand a month than one "nine" for the same price.

      • f'in yea

        Shit. You can have 10 "eights" for a one-time fee of 40 grand. (mail order)

    • steve

      hahaha, so True, I married one and she was a hell ov a lot cheaper than that.

    • sito1002

      And your just talking about russian ones, lets take that into dollars ore even better, dominican pesos here were I live. You will have like the entire island for you.

  • Dan

    No. That is all.

  • Jake

    She's creative, she's turned prostitution into a monthly rental instead of hourly.

    • ROK247


      you could put yourself up in a nice hotel in vegas and have a different one every night for that much!

    • Crack

      Actually no…. it breaks down to $54.79 an hour. She's not even a high priced call girl!!!!

    • Dick

      LG should take some lessons skank 2 skank.

  • TheHypnotizer

    To many zeros. How about $40 a month?

    • Rob

      Still too much.

    • Steven

      Ill take her for 40 a month, cheaper then my wife

      • You suck at words

        Grammar, changing the meaning of sentences since the beginning of time.

        • Avery

          History, showing us that grammar wasn't there at the beginning of time…

          • http://twitter.com/therealcolbert @therealcolbert

            $40 is cheaper than my wife, my mom, and my grammar.

  • uninterpreted

    know why she charging 40k / month? that's how much her plastic surgeon is charging her for all the work she has had done.

    • JT $

      What happened to her lips, It looks like she got punched in the face before the photo shoot

      • http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

        That's the worst part. They just look so fake. I don't imagine that they are actually moveable apart from opening and closing. Be prepared to over pay for the most expensive terrible BJ ever

      • real talk

        i bet she has fake teeth too.. pop those things out before she gives head

        • rabble

          That might be nice….

      • Six

        Maybe she dated Chris Brown?

    • Dirty Dingus

      No kidding. Six months with a sugar daddy and this skank will look like Bruce Jenner.

  • Lowrent75


  • banzia

    Her skin would make a nice seat cover.

    • what

      WHAT?! How does this comment have so many likes…..

      • Heisenberg

        leathery skin joke – not a nazi quip

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    F NO!

  • Holy Hell

    What was the Question, again ?

  • Hey Now!

    She'll need that much just for her lip injections.

  • http://www.brettadamsga.com BrettAdamsGA

    I am not willing to pay for the company of any woman. I may not be very good looking, but if a woman can't be with me for my other traits, then I don't need her.

    • Dirty Dingus
    • guest

      you have a dream

    • iloveserjtankian

      Good for you! Just remember that when you're super wealthy & bimbos are throwing themselves at you. Not all girls are money grubbing whores!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517855709 Tim Gorveatt

    looks like she has a perma-duckface… definitely not worth it

  • passwordistaco

    For that much I'd trade in for a new model every month, and each would be hotter than this train wreck.

  • Brian

    Lets see….

    Fake hair? Check

    Fake skin? Check

    Fake tits? Check

    Fake lips? Check

    The only thing real about this one is the over inflated sense of self. I can get a girl like that with $ 40.00 worth of GTL.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      She probably needs to charge $40k/month to pay off her plastic surgery bill.

  • Jason


  • emini

    women are like cars. they depreciate as time passes. think of it as a 2 or 3yr lease at most and then swap for something young and new

    • http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

      I think that the $40k is for money that she plans on spending on restoration. She's already done some restoration work on her lips, boobs, probably a little under the back bumper…

  • Teófilo Athos Brauns

    Errr? Maybe $70 / h ?

    • pboucher

      She's definitely not worth more than 40K/month – That 70$/hr would be 51100$/month.

      • Klaus Von Strousen

        He meant an average whore price, not 70/h every day….

        You pay 70 to play her for one hour than kick her ass out until next month

        • ROR

          Holy shit, shut the fuck up, we get it.

    • Kyle

      that is actually more that $40,000/month. Just so ya know…

    • Underbaker

      My math works it out to $55.55 an hour for a 30 day month.

  • Arthur

    If i wanted to fuck plastic i would pull the doll out of the closet

    • jay


    • JoshQuatch

      You have a doll in the closet?

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    She can speak (2) languages but cant spell Paris correctly?
    How about $40 a month? Still overvalued, so consider the extra $10 a tip.

    • Slappyd
      • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

        My bad.
        Still way overvalued at $40 a month.

      • zigi

        this is what was meant. in russian sail is parus. translation error. None of russians would ever dream of any russian chain hotel, which is none..
        there is too much pathos in people these days in Moscow.
        this girl is junk..

    • Chris

      Parus is apparently a hotel chain in Russia.. or something like that based on my 5 seconds of Google searching.

      • haba-haba

        Parus means sail in Russian, that is how Burj Al Arab hotel is called in Russia.

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