Anybody who says people are smart haven’t read these signs (30 Photos)

  • Mac

    you guys put this stuff up early

    • Matador

      you reply early

  • Graham Upshaw

    #7 that way you know who the sluts are.

  • Anonymous

    Crossman rules,

  • Alex

    #3 The correct spelling = Ringle All Ra Ray!

  • Josh Gorter

    #22 How dare you speak ill of the oatmeal.

    • Paul

      If you look close enough you will see the Bill !!

    • Turner L. Watson

      Hear, hear!

    • Handy

      yeah, weak sauce man.

  • David

    #1 Remember guys, 2 wrongs dont make right… but 3 rights make a left 🙂

  • Raymond

    I spy BFM

    • sultanofswing

      good eye.

  • TheJake

    #22 Bill F*cking Murray!!!

  • Adam

    #22 Bill Fucking Murry Photobombed it

  • maclean

    #15 welcome to Canada!

    • Wilmah

      specifically Saskatchewan

      • Guse

        Ridiculous. Nobody lives in Saskatchewan. That's clearly in MPH so you can leave as quickly as possible.

        • Chev

          Nobody lives in Saskatchewan? Sorry to burst your bubble Guse but Chivers come from EVERY part of the world! Even this nice cold province called Saskatchewan! And yes, our Igloos have WIFI.

          • AdamBaldick

            Crazy friggen melonheads live in Sask. Time for a Genocide

            • Mike

              When I saw this I tried to figure out what was wrong with it…. Man I love this province! Glad to see fellow Chivers from Sask!

              • NewtoSask

                Just moved out here. It's freaking cold.


    • tongystunter

      f'd me up the first drive into canada when i seen a similar sign lol

      • Bwana Clyde

        Not surprised, judging by your English skills.

  • bigred

    #22 Oatmeal is funny, BM is great #24 very unfortunate name for a shoe shop

    • hMMMM

      #24 – weren't these everywhere? I've bought a number of sneakers from Athlete's Foot growing up…

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Like several of these it's deliberate to be memorable, draw attention or in some cases just for fun. The best ones are done in ignorance

  • Simon Le Bronzé Varin

    #15 These are Km/h and not mph pretty common sign in Canada equal to about 60 mph nothing impressive about that 😉

    • yyc_sith

      even better are the ones that say maximum 110!!

      • Chase Patt

        even better is getting up to 88 mph and trying to find a time where you'd actually want to be in Canada.

        • kurndiggity

          once again, another self-absorbed American

        • cootsdaddy

          what's even better than that is going 150 km/h, and finding a time when you would actually want to go into the USA.

        • @trustnoone73

          Canadian highways are smoother and they don't take away your right to vote if you drive over 140. I don't get it.

    • @trustnoone73

      And you'll never get a ticket at 120 (unless you're in BC)

    • wogitalia

      I looked at that for so long trying to work out what is funny or wrong, like looking in the background for anything… I mean it doesn't even matter whether it's in mph or kmph its just a normal sign.

  • bkfrijoles

    #6 Poop jokes are great at 5am

  • dashete

    #12 Mother's milk

    • dumber than his kid

      Mudder's Milk.

  • Graham Upshaw

    #15 challenge accepted

    • Jessica Lynn Freeland

      Thats from canada, where our highway speed limits are between 90 kph and 110 kph 🙂

      • StrongAsMeat

        Where is it 110 km/h?

        • Dj

          All the double lane major highways in the western provinces.

        • John

          Nova Scotia

        • Dave


        • Crammer

          New Brunswick

        • Brutal Deluxe


        • hMMMM


          • Mr.Pinchy

            In Soviet Russia, speed limit exceeds you!

        • Canuck


        • MAX_POW

          Mordor….on a horse

        • fcs

          Alberta – but only in the slow lane

          • Alberta Girl

            LMFAO so true..

          • User name goes hear

            lol, on a slow day!

    • Tristlo

      Welcome to Canada, where speed limits are in kilometers per hour.

      • Guse

        The metric system!?! My car gets 40 rods to the hog's head and that's the way I likes it!

        • G.S

          We used to hang an onion from our belts, which was the style in those days….. of course you could only get the big yellow onions… because of the war…

          • Abe

            we had to use the word dickety cuz the kaiser stole our word for 20. I chased him for dickety two miles…

      • MontrealGuy

        In Quebec, speed limits are just a suggestion. and we may not be allowed to turn right on red, but tabarnack we can go right through them!

        • Alberta Girl

          and I believe that club super sex is an appropriate place for me and my wife to celebrate your anniversary, what the hell she goes on at 10 anyway.. AWESOME quote dude… that it the best of the I am canadian parodys..

      • Dirty Dingus

        I agree, it's most likely in Canada….but it's the whole rest of the world that uses the metric system…not just Canada. So the correct question Alex, is "Where is anywhere except the US?"

        • Underhill

          Belize uses Miles

    • Riley

      That's Canadian in KM/H

    • asdf

      even if it would be miles per hour. The poster clearly has never been to germany…

    • Bwana Clyde

      This isn't anything special. It's a sign from Canada or everywhere else in the world where they use kilometers per hour.

  • Tyler

    #18, grandparents live there, beautiful place.. Look it up, it’s in Newfoundland, Canada. Chive on.

    • StevieC

      And it's located between Heart's Desire and Heart's Content in Nfld.

      • Yes

        Oh the irony.

      • Ennis

        Not far from Come by Chance

    • JMS

      Near Spread Eagle, Newfoundland!!

  • etcrr

    #30 school kids and they don't know how to spell knowledgable

    • Unfkngblvbl

      neither do you

      • Pants


      • etcrr

        I do, mine are typos, not making signs wrong. but we all know you're perfect, right?

        • Sleep_Salone


    • ...

      what does knowledgeable have to do with it? obviously they were trying write "now legible".

  • Beavis

    #30 And you wonder why education in America stinks

    • Craigery

      You don't understand the concept of "cause and effect," do you?

      • feh


    • Grizzlet

      No, the sign is "Now Ledgable"

    • caleb

      #2 Refer to #2 for a quick synopsis.

  • etcrr

    #6 is pretty funny "we are # 1 in the # 2 business" Surrender the Poo!

    • Sleep_Salone

      Is that the truck you used to drive, Stan?

    • Craigery

      Thank you for explaining joke.

  • Dale

    Is the pathetic attempt at English in the title done ironically?

    • Nro87

      I'm glad someone else notice that.

      • Nro87


    • G.S

      People in general are smart….. Americans on the other hand…… eh.

  • jayne cobb

    #12 Mudder's Milk, not Mother's Milk.

    • Turner L. Watson

      Gorram right.

  • Turner L. Watson

    #1 brought to you by Fox News!

  • Ceige

    #22 The Oatmeal is my cookie after my Chive breakfast.

    • RonnieBurgandy

      If only The Oatmeal would post more than once every forever…

  • Auz_E

    #22 Loving the sneaky Bill Fucking Murray shirt there 🙂

  • Xan

    couldn't #15 be in KM/H?

    • Rondo

      Yup, Canada. Most highways are 100 kph.

    • newscot

      Yes, it's a Canadian sign. Bob has obviously never been here.

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