Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

    First! (I know, I'm pathetic.)

    • The Bandit

      …if you aware of that then maybe you shouldn't have posted it….

      • DaddyD

        His inability to control his actions is the major sign of his disease.

    • Beavis

      Don't care, I'm not going to jump on the band wagon and demean you for it.

      • the other Jen

        2nded. the losers that bitch and whine are even more pathetic.

    • SOD

      bill ivory u old coffin dodger……FUCK OFF

    • MylesofStyles

      Knowing is half the battle.

  • hater

    #15. Fish sticks anyone?

    • The_Dood

      Just get it man…Come'on man, just… get. it.

    • KyleGamgee

      I wonder if the guy in the powder blue coat is bummed he didn't make the episode.

      • RJ Plissken

        I bet he is, he'll probably just go even more overboard into the douchey hipster look…and yellow shoes, really?

  • Robozombiejesus

    #12 apparently enjoyed Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

    • da2conan

      Nope, that's impossible

      • ThatGuy

        HABEEB IT!

    • Spocker

      I was thinking more of Aliens.

      • FC112

        or Coneheads

    • chivacy please

      Getting ready for her shift at Hot Dog on a Stick.

    • Kenny

      Made me think of the "alien" that killed Martin Short in "Mars Attacks"

      • GI Joe

        You consume mass quantities and I'll get the rings……

  • Bexter

    #18 FTW! Too hungry to get in the car dude! Lol

    • dumber than his kid

      No honey, I'm not cheating on my diet, how could I get arby's while mowing the lawn?

    • DeuceBrew

      5th DUI? I'll just drive my lawnmower. Suckers!

  • big red

    #26 Best movie ever. #12 Weird as

    • woolanoow

      what movie is that?

      • Anonymous

        Have you never seen the princess bride?!?!?!

      • Vikrant

        The six fingered man is disappointed in this.

        • kate_the_gate

          The Princess Bride is my most favourite movie of all time! Big Red or Anonymous – will you marry me??!

          • Big Red Anonymous

            As you wish.

        • Steven

          It saddens me that he would not like to have a peanut.

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      Weird as what? You're not Aussie are you?

      • plumberjohn


  • Him.

    #10 "Omg…shoes"

    • Franklin1138

      And Stephen Hawking.

  • Robozombiejesus

    #3 Obama is not as black as the dude on the right

    • Guse

      How do older people sit like that? My junk gets all in the way…

      • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

        You answered your own question.
        There is no junk there to get in the way.
        She looka lika mon.

    • pdiddily420

      Obama is not as black as the dude in the glasses sitting behind his wife.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #17 I must find this shirt.

    • 6655321

      Hell yeah.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        Hell yeah to your name brother. You are a very oonmy malchick

        • kbusick

          Sold at West Virginia University's SandwhichU

          • Andrew Wiggin

            Also at Are U Hungry at Penn State. They're sandwiches.

    • Sonny
    • Craigery

      Does it say "I'm a douche" on the back? It should.

  • Sean Micheal

    Not enough hot chicks for the morning viewers

  • Me.

    #1 I'd like to sling shot his head at some rocks and pigs..

    • Spocker

      This looks shopped.

  • zgriffin22

    Awesome, DMA is up, now I can go to bed.

  • beat rice

    I thought this was some kind of joke when I first saw it

    • Vikrant

      Yeah Kanye saw the southpark episode and thought damn that's a good look to have.

    • V4Vendetta14

      I'm so sure that Kanye carries his own luggage. What exactly do they need brief cases for? Let me guess… Kanye has the sandwiches and the other guys have the glass bongs and weed.

    • RJ Plissken

      Yes Kanye West and his hipster/douche entourage are a joke.

  • Fawkes

    Saw #25- "Hope they do that in HQ"

    Then saw #26- "YESSSSSSS"

  • DaveK

    Chive doing it right

  • Dude

    #14 I would run. I would f#*king run.

    • theyellowfever

      You would try.

    • http://www.facebook.com/zac.judkins Zac Judkins

      You are alive today only because Chuck Norris allows it!

      • Vikrant

        Zac, you ruined it.

  • FU KB

    #12. Your hair has a boner.

    • Craigery

      No, that's not a beehive hairdo.

    • Sleep_Salone

      Stan, quit being a stupid fuck.

  • mike

    #21 It's too damn hot out for a polar bear to be just eating at a picnic table

    • tralfaz

      Welcome to the Himalayas!

    • Radam

      and wearing ski boots……..

      • MacNCheesePro

        Sweater and ski boots. Totally overdressed!

    • Janelle

      I guess im more concerned about his boots!!

  • Kris

    #9 Ah, the pool at the Golden Nugget. I love me some Las Vegas!

    • Underbaker

      Remember this from that CSI episode where a shark got in the swimming part.

    • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

      always good times in vegas!

  • Paul

    #3 Michelle, "So I was giving Clinton a hand job…"

  • DagNastyEvil

    #26 made me make an account just to say that it is one of the greatest movies ever and I appreciate it being there.

    Long time Chiver, brand new poster. Chive on.

    • Underbaker

      I will give you a thumb up for that, welcome to the wonderful world of thinking "WTF why did they thumb me down?"

  • https://www.facebook.com/vjhughes Vincent Hughes

    Does the DMA go up just after midnight there? I'm in Ottawa and it usually comes up around 3-4am which is perfect after a long bar night.

  • DanielB

    #14 Chuck Norris deleted the recycle bin.

    • Bazz

      Chuck Norris leaves messages BEFORE the beep.

      • Chris

        Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.

        • Underbaker

          Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's.

    • dumber than his kid

      Chuck Norris doesn't get an answering machine, it forwards to whoever he called. And it doesn't ring, it connects immediately.

  • DanielB

    #16 Pizza is now a veggie, black friday and that cop pepper spraying the UC students. Its been a fun couple of weeks to be on the internet.

    • Woody

      Now serving vegetables….AKA people who are brain dead.

    • Jim

      Actually congress never declared pizza a vegetable, they declared the amount of tomato paste that is used in one slice of pizza to be equal to 1/2 serving of veggies.

      • Markus

        But the tomato is not a vegetable…

  • dashete

    #16 That's ridiculous!

    Vegetables can't eat pizza.

    • Kenny

      Hey! Vegetables are people too… or at least they will be, if congress has anything to do with it.

      • DeuceBrew

        Vegetables, Inc?

    • Lev


  • OneEndedStick

    #3 No honey that is the HOOP…

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