I hate my job (23 Photos)

  • Chive or die

    Fuck work! Nd first

  • doodles

    First sluts

    • Wet_tosti

      You probably wish you where this fast yesterday, when the shirts came on sale?

      • Vikrant

        He's only that fast with his hand.

    • Jackass

      Wouldn't they have to be at least second before they could be a slut? Wouldn't that make you "First no longer a virgin"?

      • DaddyD

        Maybe if we ignore them, they will go away?

  • John


  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000016163558 Wally Buschman

    nice i want to start wrapping my bosses shit up now

    • Vikrant

      Tell us when, so I can take your position.

    • Inigo

      really…how fucking fascinating.

  • Jay

    #22 is an AWESOME idea…

    • Jay

      except for those assholes that will still put trash on top of an already over flowing trash can….for that person i hope they burn in hell 🙂

    • Red

      Deal with that office assholes!

    • Dick

      Spell check is also a pretty good idea… "so I made I fake trash lid." lolz

      • Chris

        How would spell check help that?

    • john v.

      my co-worker puts her lunch trash in my trashcan because she knows I empty it everyday, but the reason I have to empty it everyday is because she puts her trash in there. I don't really mind that much though, she's cute and we normally end up talking for awhile. I wouldn't mind at all if she wasn't happily married.

  • Chive or die

    Sorry meant fuck work… chive first!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Cool move.

    • Sabot

      LOL, that's awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tim.posta Tim Posta

    uurrgh another I hate my job…..

    • Your Mother

      Tim, get the fuck back to looking for a job and stop complaining about the chive posts.

  • Woody

    #11 Keep Calm and get the fuck out of there!!!

    • jhubes

      peeps need to learn how to stack a pallet . . .

    • makenewboxes

      you guys should consider making a *******NORMAL****** box because idk what you guys do to make that box indestructible, i have to undo boxes and these types of boxes are the most annoying to undo because they just wont go down

  • McIver

    #22 Brilliant

  • Ian.

    so i'm not the only one who wants another release #9

    • bridgemaster

      i think i know someone who can help with that #17

  • 80's Baby

    #4 ooooo… I was Warehouse Manager for a Building Products Place… I have seen plenty of this in my day.

  • freshfraser

    I hate my job, my girlfriend at the office and me broke up and she's made a point of getting with the guy above my office. You guys help me keep calm and chive on! Thanks for the laughs, cheers!

    • drew

      Never screw the crew.

      • freshfraser

        It's worse, I got her the job. I screwed her before the crew and right into it

        • the other OTHER Jen

          never dip your pen in company ink.

          dont shit where you eat.

          i learned my lesson. however, it took about 6 or 7 guys to teach me. hey! there were 350 plus employees. dont judge me.

  • R2GFan

    #22 You win!

  • shaunvw

    #22 i know what im doing this afternoon

  • hMMMM

    #20 – LOL!!

  • Jamie


    Could you fit any more text into this picture? Also, would it be possible to make the text a color that is a little harder to read? Fail!

    • bridgemaster

      i think you might be slightly color blind

      • Jamie

        Thank your Dr. Douchebag! Don't be jealous that I am willing to say what everybody else is thinking.

        • bridgemaster

          Ah, ok well I'm not jealous. I was being honest because I don't find those colors hard to read in the least, some people really are mildly color blind. http://colorvisiontesting.com/ishihara.htm

          • Jamie

            I'm not colorblind in the least. If you think that all of those words are easy to read then you are just flat out lying. Why don't you just admit that I'm right (which I am) and we can get on with our lives.

            • Nick

              It actually wasn't that bad. Just saying.

            • bridgemaster

              I'm sorry Jamie. I'm afraid I can't do that

            • Brian

              Lighten up, Francis.

    • Vikrant

      Think it's just you with the problem jamie, either your colorblind or you need to lay off the jerk off's

  • http://twitter.com/trustnoone73 @trustnoone73

    #22 fucking genius!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hardcoredalcour Chris Dalcour

    #22 You should invest in this idea. I'm sure it will become popular very fast.

  • Rusty

    #3 No child labor laws?

    • Kaars

      I don't know why, but I'm just compelled to congratulate this kid on a job well done!

      • Rusty

        Oh he did a damn good job, just looks young. He can clean my desk next, it looks similar to the "Before" picture.

    • holyshit

      No! labor laws would hinder a jobs ability to be profitable and competative.

  • sshuggi

    #2 It's like the lottery… Maybe getting a bag of cheezits will make them fall.

    • BMerce33

      Exactly… it reminds me of that token game at the arcade where you drop a token into a pile of tokens on a moving ledge. If you are the lucky one you get ALL THE TOKENS.

  • http://twitter.com/Dave_Buxton Dave Buxton (@Dave_Buxton)

    #14 – this is in my home town, Bristol UK. Chive on from across the pond. (Wearing my BFM & feeling like a Boss!)

    • Jeffster

      Yeah I work at that office as well…I have to wait 6-8 weeks for a new computer thanks to that fucker.

  • jaime

    #3 You, sir, are a bad ass. You get shit done and no complaining.

    • etcrr

      kid rocks, that's what it is all about, work ethics, this kid has it in spades

    • dude

      management you are. see the force in this one you do?

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  • Tri140point6

    #2 Some may see a broken machine…I see potential JACKPOT

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