A high-res look at the new Mars rover ‘Curiosity’ (18 HQ Photos)

NASA recently launched the new Mars Science Laboratory, which holds a car-sized rover named Curiosity. The rover should land on Mars sometime mid August 2012 and comes equipped with four 7" DVD screens, two 15" bose subwoofers, 30" chrome spinner rims and a rear spoiler. It will search the red planet for babes and beach parties because Mars is now part of America.

  • humblemonkey42


    • Sal


    • fritz müller


  • http://www.facebook.com/meganlfarr Megan Farr

    #17 What ninjas? They're so stealthy.

    • ROK247

      and in this case, germ free. which is nice.

    • https://www.facebook.com/AJ.Yuen Andrew Yuen

      storm shadow's dream when evading the gi joes

  • http://www.facebook.com/meganlfarr Megan Farr

    #15 "We heard you like bitches… So we built you a spaceship WITHIN a spaceship, that goes into space, to find said bitches."

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      If you were a guy you would have gotten the thumbs down.

      • The_Dood

        My thoughts exactly.

      • douche

        yea that was awful

        • Lobo

          i still gave her the thumbs down.

    • SimonPhoenix

      NO WAY .. I laughed. You are hot ..


  • zam zue!


    • Lawndart13

      Ha! Maybe that's what happened to the other rover "Spirit"!

  • TheRealSnowman

    #3 They see me rollin…..


    We built this to start on our border fence up there right?

  • Eric


    • ROK247

      those rims are pretty pimpin'…

  • Fish

    So this rover is meant to withstand the harsh Martian climate – yet they need dustproof suits around it?


    • Yan

      You troll? I think that's so they don't accidentally contaminate it with spores and shit otherwise they might give E.Coli to the martians.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        I'm sure germs are part of it as they are trying to search for signs of native microbes, and ours would screw the thing. But sometimes electronics work can require a clean room and then the equipment is sealed against dust. I really don't think they went to all that bother every time they entered and exited and the expense for nothing. I think they know their jobs better than we do.

    • Brian

      Really? Indeed.

    • andfukyamoms

      yea i'm pretty sure these genius scientist know much more than some ignorant dude on the internet

    • Walker

      Static Free, it can fuck up the electronics. And that something you do not want to do when sending out a multimillion dollar rover.

    • Richy

      Top right above is that a trash can in the "Clean Room"? #5

      • Aeroeng

        That pic is a subsystems test room, which is clean, but not quite ISO 100,000 level.

  • Stodmy

    #14 They secured the babe-seeking rocket with silly string.

  • Sir-Dicks

    #6 WALL-E has a rocket boner

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Thats not WALL-E…That's Johnny 5!

      Number 5 is alive!

  • David

    #3 I'm glad NASA provided him with a camera. Now if they only provided a mirror so he could take a 'Curiosity/My-Abs" shot for his tumblr.

  • cubssuck

    Wow that’s what happened to Johnny #5! NASA kidnapped him and has been pumping full of steroids. If she doesn’t know who johnny #5 then she is too young.

    • ROK247

      not shit – energy!

    • Kay2

      Thumb-up for the name

  • Cal1

    Why the tv’s? Whose on mars to look at them?

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    Hope this one doesnt lose connection….

  • crayzins

    Hmmm… 2.5 BILLLION?!? Aren't we in a depression?

    • float

      jesus, you are so fucking dumb

      • Dick_Hammer

        Well said

  • gregorije1

    if "Curiosity" finds a race of cats on Mars , is it going to kill them all?

  • Matt


  • ROK247

    the flying saucer looking part is going to hover just off the surface and then lower the rover on wires like a big flying crane from another planet. pretty sweet.

    • passwordistaco

      Won't it actually be a big flying crane from another planet?

      • ROK247

        you are right it will actually be a big flying crane from another planet.

    • somebloke

      Its going to be interesting to see if it works – it looks awfully complicated and unstable..

      Good luck Curiosity!

  • MattKL

    #6 Oh man, they only gave WALL-E one eye!

  • AstroMikeDexter

    Man, I miss Lego.

  • etcrr

    take bitches 6-wheelin, Bitches love 6-wheelin

  • Anonymous

    What a colossal waste of money!!!

  • Per

    This is why we can forgive America for atrocities like Octomom and The Jersey Shore.

  • soda pop

    " It will search the red planet for babes and beach parties because Mars is now part of America." LMAO……well done sir, well done.

  • Lisa


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