A history of Super Soakers from '91 -'11 (30 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #5 #15 #27 have the super soakers that work for me!

    • DereK 8 []

      #1 still is the best one ever made

  • silly

    i ran the block with the 96 super soaker good times

  • Alex

    Ahh….how I miss thee super soaker.

  • Dolfan0925

    A freckle bomb exploded close to #30 and I like it.

    • GIJ


      • SpacemanSpiff

        no! …you're gross

  • CeCe Peniston

    skeet skeet skeet!

  • whiteboyblackass

    i wanna super soakHer

    • schango

      ohh.. I get it

  • Warrick Dunn

    I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich

  • AstroMikeDexter

    Can't beat the original Super Soaker 50, that thing was badass.

    • Free

      The original Super Soaker 100 was better.
      Don't know why it's not in this post.

  • Qwixel

    #5 soooo hot. #18, #19 shouldn't she be using a cheezeburger instead of a cloth?

  • Charlie

    come on guys… i just saw the first soaker… and then I got lost… #1 the post is about just 1 super soaker!!

  • jgc

    I'd like to super soak her….

  • Sonnyboy

    I remember seeing #1 as a kid and thinking 'WAAAAAAANT!!!'. When i later got it, it was awesome! And yes, #15 is insanely hot…

    • Yun

      I thought the same thing. Now I'm thinking it about #11 and #30.

  • Harmonica

    please find #18

    • JTA

      Sara Jean Underwood

  • Jesse

    I'm having a waterfight with the kids in my neighbourhood right now. Just waiting for the kettle to boil then I will be right out.

  • http://www.dennispikephoto.com Dennis

    Super Soaker 50… greatest ever. My friends and I had some epic battles with that

  • max

    The 1996 model #7 sells for mega bucks on Internet auctions. Super Soakers Most Wanted.

    • BigHate

      I think because it was banned for being too powerful. I had one and maybe it was just my perspective as a kid but it shot a half inch stream of water with a buttload of force. The thing took forever to pump the gauge to 100% and only shot for a few seconds of sustained flow but you would get totally soaked with one hit.

    • Chode

      I'm pretty sure my sib's and I have three or four of those sitting around the rents place somewhere

  • soda pop

    #1 is still the best.

  • HUNK

    #10 That thing was the most reliable supersoaker for me . That thing would sting too if you super pumped it. Thanks for the memories Chive!

    • MattC

      dude, that thing hurt like a son of a bitch if you took it in the face when it was pumped hard.

      • Legion

        That's what she said.

    • Just Sayin'

      "HIT 'EM HARD.
      HIT 'EM FAST.
      XP110'S GOT THE BLAST!

      New supersoaker…WETTER. IS. BETTER."


  • Jamie


    I'm sorry, but after I saw this I lost all interest in the super soakers.

  • cels0_o

    Here's an Easter Egg I found on this post. If you look closely you'll actually find water guns.

  • #30 is a ShitFace

    #30 looks like some one shit on her face with explosive diarrhea

    • McChiver


    • KristaG

      Freckles are U G L Y. Especially when they look like diarrhea splatter.

    • Rick

      I'm calling time out…if this chicks that ugly, you'd throw-up out both ends if you saw some of the chicks I've woken up next to.

  • R2GFan

    #5 #15 #27 Yup…I'd soak those.

  • John

    #3 was by far the best, i remember rockin that one all the time!

    • George C

      "The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

    • Ron Karkovise

      I remember this one was like cheating. If you had this, you won, at everything. People would put their heads down when they saw you in the street, because they knew. They knew.

  • dagleja3

    #19 – A Slave Leia carwash, cool where do I find this? I've got something that's very dirty that I need her to wash!

  • Underbaker

    Yep those are the targets I would like to aim for with my Super Soaker. #5 #8 #15 #22 #27

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