A low down dirty good time (30 Photos)

  • max

    #15 why not?

    • http://suckit.com You

      Shut up fatty

  • b money

    First post. Go me.

    • Inigo

      No you're sloppy seconds.

  • big red

    #17 censored?

    • sparky

      It's from Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship: sesame street edition.

  • kyle


  • Chicken



    • Yo Mamma

      What does it say?

      • cjuncosa

        Yer a wizzard Harry

        • gdsa

          its fukin Hagrid

    • TheMoose03

      Lol.. this is hella fucked up, but I can't help but laugh.

  • Allie H

    #4 Seriously..what the hell is that smell?

    • DixieNormous


  • etcrr

    #17 well mommy does it for the neighbor. why can't I do it to Grover

  • Jay T

    My eyessssss!!!

    • JOHN

      Certainly ruins my feelings on tits for the day.

    • R2GFan

      I have the strangest boner right now.

      • eddy


    • JohnyEnglish

      Are they as sore as my penis?

  • dashete

    #22 There's a station wagon.
    Fun for the whole family, I guess.

    • Big_Curt

      decisions decisions

  • bse35

    #4 I don't think she'll want to use that phone now.

  • sparky

    #25 She got that tattoo from her bf, who found out that she was cheating on her with his best friend. Don't piss off a tattoo artist!

    • sparky

      …cheating on "him" with…..

    • hMMMM


      "She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it." – HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!

    • john v.

      I've seen this picture before, but never knew the story. I just thought she was stupid. That's messed up.

      • ChucklesTheClown

        Story is Bullshit. Didn't happen. Check Smoking Gun.

  • I Like Turtles

    Got a HD pic of this? Something bigger? 😀


    • Kenny

      Yeah. It's called "going out and getting a girlfriend". Or so I'm told.

      • Mason420

        or a "fleshlight"

  • etcrr

    #1 the next Bill Gates?

  • Otto

    #25 that’s how we get even in Dayton haha!

    • tara

      how stupid you never cheat on a tattoo artist

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #9 No no no no no!

  • Inigo

    Has been on news this morning and is all over my facebook homepage
    Short Story, went to get a tattoo, her ex boyfriend is the artist, she wanted tattoo from the narnia trilogy, he tattoo'd that because he found out she cheated on him, she tried to have him arrested for assault, but she signed a consent form agreeing the design was the artists discretion.
    Plus drank some tequilia beforehand and was passed out for good part of it.

    So all in all it is her fault.

    • Karl

      Anyone care to explain why you'd let your ex tattoo you?

      • Karl

        Wait….tequila…that's it..

      • Shinanigins

        I don't believe he was her ex at the time. I think that came after.

    • BPD exFiles

      Didn't happen, not the true story behind the tat. Was made up later and then went viral

  • Anjin-San

    #7 It's raining sluts, hallelujah…

    • The Chivery

      I think you mean ".Chivettes".

      Chive on!

  • HectorGum

    #2 "Monica! Get back to the group, please!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/meganlfarr Megan Farr

    #11 Meat Curtains? I see what you did there. 🙂

    • Dick Salad

      Sadly a chick noticed this before the rest of us… failing at our own games /facepalm

    • Six

      Ohh Megan, you look pretty damn hot in that red bikini and thoose freckles…
      Go check her out, I aprove.

      • http://www.facebook.com/meganlfarr Megan Farr

        Hahaha! I didn't realize you could see all my pics without being a friend! Thanks for noting the security breach! Hahahaha!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #9 It looks like Sid got to Woody! Way to go Sid! ^5

  • JOHN

    I think that whore in #29 is my cousin

    • JAFitC

      Sounds like you're looking forward to the next family reunion.

      • JOHN

        Nicely played, and no.

    • Rebecca

      1. Not a whore
      2. I don't have any cousins named John.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #17 made my day, LMAO, so wrong…. 🙂


    • hMMMM

      Haven't seen you in a while….recovering from your big tattoo job? #25

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Recovering from the fact that LG left. Gimme a hug hMMMM?


        • hMMMM

          You're now above -100 for your rating. Your whole world is falling apart, hMMMM? AWEOWEOWEOWEOWEOA

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Yeah,OMG OMG, look at how I'm… not melting!
            Hug! Meow!


            • Adam_R

              Paula — you're stuck on a deserted island and you can only take one of these items with you:

              a.) hugs
              b.) down votes

              …which do you choose?

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                c.) LG ❤


                • Adam_R

                  Good choice 😉

  • Chubby

    #4 lol (twice)

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #11 bahahaha!!!

  • gus

    18 is my absolute favorite post ever. I laughed so hard.

    • Lawndart13


      • Lawndart13

        (it was easier than scrolling up to find it again)

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