Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Drew

    F1R5T

    • therealguy

      LOSERS post "first"

      • DaddyD

        Ignore them, and maybe they will go away.

      • drew

        Winners apparently post "F 1 R 5 T"

    • loldicks69

      Fuck you drew.

      • Drew

        and fuck you too.

        • drew

          Stop belittling my good name.

  • mark

    #38

    Love me some Pinky

    • SimonPhoenix

      R2 – GIRL!!

      SO GLAD YOU have your tumblr sight ..

      • jjj

        link?

        • SimonPhoenix

          I left out the link, I apologize — I thought it was well known.
          http://www.halfapinky.tumblr.com

          • C3PO'd

            Just found out R2 is NOT in the Chive calendar. Not cool, Chive.

            • Brian

              Still waiting for mine to arrive. Way to go spoiler.

              • http://www.tube8.com Troll_Your_Cunt

                Hey Brian, you want to know a trick for getting it to arrive sooner?

                BITCHING! Yep.. that's right .. bitching about it, in particular bitching and posting a bitching ass whiney complaint about it online .. TOTALLY SPEEDS up the Calendar's arrival time
                FYI — give it a try sometime, oh wait a …..

            • knotmee

              Do you think maybe its because she's fucking ugly as hell?
              Just guessing.

              • -9-9-9

                agreed. chick's got a face like a 50 year old midwesterner.

                • http://www.fark.com APBTFan

                  Obviously you haven't banged many 50 year old midwesterners. I've had three and although they love to please their beauty can't even compare to her. The last one was in her sixties and I'd had more than my fair share of Jack Daniels celebrating a successful javelina hunt. She was a great kisser! If I buy into the "midwesterner" crap you're slinging and have to deal with breath of Schlitz and Canadian Club I'd gladly accept it from my dear Pinky.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

                  You know how I can tell you both are gay? How bout you post a photo of your g/f and let us compare. She is hot

                  • shannonisagirlname

                    You saw them at the club while you were butt-fucking your boyfriend?

            • http://www.tube8.com Troll_Your_Cunt

              WHOA! Are you fucking kidding me .. that is lame as shit! Considering she was a sexy SCOW AND made me fall in love with thigh highs again — which she basically started rockin' and bring back to style on the chive, ESPECIALLY with that booty of hers THAT'S almost as good as my GFs ..

              Yeah ..well The Chive ISN'T ALWAYS known for great decisions .. Maybe I'll ask her to make a special shot for me for my birthday month!

          • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

            Thanks for luring me into tumblr damnit. Too much to be seen on there. Somehow I went from Pinky to Dylan to the more provacative sites.

            • http://halfapinky.tumblr.com/ R2_Pinky

              Yeah, you gotta be careful… Dylan and I are just gateway tumblrs! lol

    • HerpDerper

      Someone somewhere is fapping to your picture now.

    • Elcastino

      Yeah, Pinky (aka R2 Girl) not being in the calendar is total BS. Chive blew it on that call, and for that reason I and I'm sure several others will NOT be buying one. And for the losers trying to dis Pinky, you know you couldn't get a girl half as hot as her. You're angry at women because they won't give you the time of day in the real world, so you come hear to get your jollies and then try to feel superior to women who you know would never F**K you.

      • knotmee

        are you serious? Its because I'm angry at women? Its because I couldn't get a woman half as hot as her? That's a deep and very complex psychological explanation for referring to this person as ugly, but, unfortunately, I must refer you to Occam's Razor. I am saying she is ugly because she is ugly, not due to a more complex reason. Newsflash, "half as hot as her" is like a decaying corpse. She's butt ugly. there are all kinds of beautiful women on this site, can you not tell the difference between them and this troll?

        • Elcastino

          Dude, I guarantee that YOU are butt ass ugly, and even worse, you have no personality to speak of and have been rejected by women that could not even hold a candle to Pinky. That makes you angry at the world, and you take it out on women that you think should be in your league but simply aren't. You are a little loser who sits in his dark depressing room all day staring at chicks on the internet that you could never have and then rags on them so you can feel better about yourself. Your a coward and an angry little man, and you make no positive contribution to life at all.

        • Halfasandwich

          Wow, could you possibly be a more rude douchebag? Seriously, she submitted to the site. They have the final say with what gets posted. If you don't like it, move te fuck on. Why do people on this site have such a problem with then idea of everyone having different tastes? I've been here for a couple of years, but the site has been degaraded to the level of a bunch of spoiler middle schoolers.

  • http://twitter.com/MissRachelJane @MissRachelJane

    Finally, mah favorite part of my day..the DAR 😀

  • nate

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhh. Powerline sucks.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #22
    I hope he falls.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I hate planking, but that's a planking win in my book.

    • Hack

      I think he should declared the winner of planking and everyone else can quit.

      • http://www.tube8.com Troll_Your_Cunt

        AS LONG AS THE PLANKING STOPS AFTER THIS ..

    • amplidudes

      Planking – SKILL: Master

  • George P. Burdell

    #2
    Goo Celtics!!!

    • Steve

      Go whoever is playing Boston in any sport!

    • boston

      yeeeeaaaa BOSTON WOOOOOO

    • Orlovsky

      Fuck Boston…the Colts are going to kick the Patriots ass on Sunday.

      • MattC

        no, we need that perfect 0-16 to pick up luck.

        • Orlovsky

          Luck is a pussy. I'm the Colts franchise quarterback.

  • taylor

    #49

    That is a voluptuous ass(es)

    #38

    • sdago25

      Yes, yes they are!

    • USC

      Those* are*

    • MOAR

      FIND THEM AND POST MORE OF THEM!

  • https://www.facebook.com/svp318 Simon Vega

    you look at the toilet paper after you wipe…

    • Itsa me

      Wiping is a lot like driving.

      Be sure to stop on red.

    • ???

      how do blind people know when to stop wiping?

      • Itsa me

        Braille?

        • http://www.Jackelmoto.com Jackelone

          lolz!

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

          FUCKING LOL!!! I laughed so hard I woke up my GF!!! XD

          • Frog

            You don't have a girlfriend…you're a fag…a queer…a cock smoker.

  • disturbed

    #5 It's a late Hump DAR!

    • nope

      Great Dylan ass….

  • gary

    #5 DIBSSS

  • learn a lesson

    #5 #18 #29 #30 perfect ending for the day

    • Mr.Party

      29+30 = Kayden Faye ?

    • Sluttypanda

      18 the top image is hot…the fact that someone spent a considerable amount of time drawing the body of a person he's never met is a little creepy for my tastes

      • Dave R.

        plus he sucks and he made her fat.

      • artist

        That's an awful fucking drawing…horrible…that wouldn't even get a participation ribbon in a special ed art show.

  • RatedR401

    #3 OUCH!

    • Me.

      Preparing for highschool.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        i lol'd

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    I wonder how long it takes HER to get into skinny jeans … and if there is video. #49

    • YUP

      Chive, you best be putting a name and face to that ass FIND HER

    • ArktikCheats

      A few people have said it before and I didn't believe them at first, but I started watching your comments and I agree, your comments (sorry to say) really aren"t anything special. At least nothing to warrant your astonishing ability to amass such high scores for some really lame comments. They're rarely funny or poignant, yet you always accumulate several hundred thumbs up. but the really interesting part is you seem to be able to do it in an extremely short amount of time!

      How so?

      Everyone, visit his profile and you will see he's only made a total of 34 comments. Read the comments and you'll see they're nothing special. For a score like he has, you'd think he was a freakin' comedian, but his comments are, for the most part, pretty lame. But still he has hundreds – HUNDREDS of thumbs up on nearly every single comment!

      Dude, I agree with the others – I really do believe you've got some way you're cheating the system.
      I plan to thumb you down every comment you make.

      • Elcastino

        Dude! Who gives a f**k! Get a life.

      • Seriously?

        Who, besides you, gives a shit what his 'intense debate' score is? Is he able to redeem his points for cool prizes somewhere? Does his high score get him laid at Chive parties?

        • Seriously!

          Only fags get laid at Chive parties.

      • YUP

        You sir, are a cunt.

  • JROC

    #49 wow hall of fame winner? yup

  • p1babyarm

    #5 Scrumptious hump is scrumptious

    • Yousuck

      Over used comment is over used.

  • hitman219

    #49=day complete. I'm out!

    • ssstoopid

      LoL my jaw actually popped when I dropped it.

    • sod

      1leters dnt describe that but. really juicy

      • frank

        learn to spell

    • Ryan

      I wouldn't last 10 seconds.

    • SimonPhoenix
      • DrROBOTO

        man you got my hopes up so much…

  • Anonymous

    #5 hypnotizingly Magnificent

  • bbqboobs

    #33 I'm not a religious guy, but isn't he actually the son of the guys name your girl/wife would be screaming out?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1470318988 Aaron Wine

      depends on which religion you believe in

      • bbqboobs

        none?

    • SimonPhoenix

      SLUTS …

    • MAX_POW

      Yeah, but some religions consider him as God in the Flesh, or something like that….Anyway, i think you are right. BTW, his name is jesus

      • manamana

        so is my yard guy.

    • SmokeyMcBear

      nope, its actually one in the same… son of god.. god.. basically the same thing actually.

      • bbqboobs

        Makes no sense, fits perfectly in with religion.

    • disturbed

      Even worse… "Your girl screams out my Dads name when you have sex".

    • Dan

      Jesus is also God (That doesn't have to make sense). Also they mean she was screaming Jesus over and over…. Retard.

    • bbqboobs

      I don't know, "Oh Jesus"? I've heard "Oh God", but never "Oh Jesus." That stuff's garbage, God doesn't exist anyway.

      • Ron Jeremy

        You're doing it wrong.

      • ssstoopid

        According to the parrot in the movie "Bio-Dome", you are wrong. "Brrrraaaack! I am god!"

    • TiminPhx

      It doesn't matter really. Chive won't let you ding another certain religious figure. Somehow that's sacred or more so, because they are worried about someone wanting to saw off a head or something.

      But feel free to ding Christians, they are soft targets…and besides, it so gosh darn chic.

    • Jackass

      Ah, another excuse for a few amateurs to take their shots.
      But repeating the same thing is weak and most ignore you.
      Leave the trolling to people like Paula because you failed.
      There's no need to post a reply, it won't be worth reading.

      • Brother M.

        get your head out of your ass.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #8
    When she wakes up friend her on Facebook…

  • parker

    #39 looked a lot like my graduation present only mine was no job

    • Kevin

      unlike a dog, a job won't come looking for you.

      • awsome-o

        Best comment of the day

    • Ezee

      Liberal studies, or poly sci?

  • csor1120

    #49 is wonderful

  • Guest

    #30 Poop Factory

    • Mr.Party

      kayden faye??? porn? anyone???

      • rabble

        I don't think so…

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #44 How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, 'tackle the gazelle.' And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, 'tackle drunk bitches.'"

    • thepoopsmith

      Fitting quote from a fitting movie for the guy who posted this.

      • Jeffrey Lebowski

        It was the shoes that keyed this quote in my head! Made her seem like someone that would be targeted for tackling.

  • p1babyarm

    #14 Lenny Kravitz powered by douche…only thing he ever did was make a hot daughter

    • SimonPhoenix

      REALLY? Who's his daugter?

      • Bucky Jones

        Zoe Kravitz

        • http://www.tube8.com Troll_Your_Cunt

          She is SEXY!!

    • Cinna

      Hate much?

      • Jen

        what's wrong with calling a douche a douche?

    • ,,,

      Mega Douche 4G LTE

    • j22

      I dont care what any of ya'll say. That phone is badass..

      • Ed Wood

        the handpiece is bigger than the actual phone(so he can't even fit it in his pocket). that's RETARDED hipster bullshit. just saying.

    • DodgerDawg

      'douche' could bed your woman faster than you could say 'where the fuck are YOU going?'.

      • p1babyarm

        Cool story bro

  • ProudMerrill

    #23

    That guy has iron balls

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