Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Grant

    #20 get it

    • me.

      well played young man.

      • SnotBubbler

        Raising Hope… very good show. Catch it on hulu.

  • hater

    #17. It feels like we all won.

    • MLDM

      I almost had a seizure watching this. I couldn't look away, but it hurt my brain so bad.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Shees, male Chivers seriously need to get laid. It's just a jumping girl, never seen one IRL?

        – She's GONE MacReady!

        • Bob

          Men are programmed to like boobs and bouncing boobs even more. Deal with it girl.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            OMG there isn't even so much to bounce in the first place…


            • El_Hefe

              more than what you have monkey troll face!!!!

          • hMMMM

            too distracted by the perfect ass to notice boobs

        • zzzzz

          And this coming from someone who creepily obsessed with LG

    • Bouncy Fan

      For the love of all things bouncy, where is this from?!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001658538377 Bruno R Brasil Machado

        Brazilian Tv Show "Panico"

    • Auz_E

      He is trying his hardest not to get a rager in those tights…

  • Ander

    #17 More effective than hypno-toad

    • Inigo

      Surely not, I mean just lo…All Hail things that bounce.

  • http://enkerrro.fi JONI


    • theDayner

      I don't get it

  • SACK House

    #2 nice getting a good laugh to start my day, tip of the hat to you chive…

    • ROK247

      OM NOM NOM

  • maclean

    #26 shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

    • Anon
      • I Like Turtles


        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          What the fuck is wrong with your Caps Lock key? Asshole.


          • Trr

            Your face.

          • misschris

            I wish I could give you 2 very enthusiastic thumbs up for that Paula. You gave me a good laugh 😀

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Ooohh….. it's the cute redhead… ❤
              Can I cry on your lap a bit? It might help me get over the fact that LG left…


              • WhyVess

                I must have missed that. What fool played a role in that?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        HELL to the NO!

        • iwanttolive

          what an asshole

        • 007

          Is that Michael Bolton?

        • Matt S.

          Amazing…. hey if he ever dies at least he died doing something he loved right

    • f'in yea

      Chuck Norris doesn't use a parachute- a parachute uses Chuck Norris.

  • abc

    #25 I'd beg to differ.

    • bob lee swagger

      That's because you're an idiot.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        pugs are awesome. I wish someone would get me that same present for christmas!

        • ThatGuy

          The point abc is making is that pets make bad gifts because its so much responsibility that the recipient should make the decision.

          I volunteer at a shelter and dogs given as gifts often end up being left there. That being said we have almost no context to this picture. The recipient may have been involved in the selection but as a general rule dogs should not be given as presents.

          • http://www.facebook.com/MisterMcGiggles Mark McGinnis

            Cool story, brah.

          • final

            I interpreted it as pugs are not real dogs. Guess we all see it differently.
            I am getting a full Caucasian Shepherd when I get into the phd program. 🙂 now that's a dog.

            • Jack_LeMac

              Awesome dog, but good luck with all that poop

  • well hung over

    #26 And that is why I say “fuck skydiving”

  • Me Gusta Mucho.

    #17 Me Gusta (:T )

  • http://www.facebook.com/ALEXANDERMURCIA9 Alexander Murcia

    #17 trying not to look is fruitless brha,

  • Chivette11

    #26 like I needed any more reason to NEVER EVER sky dive. Jesus.

  • etcrr

    was a stunt for a movie #26

  • R.K.

    Is #27 the answer to the question, "Did the lady in #26 survive?"

    • JTA

      It's Chuck Testa

    • Craigery

      The answer is "Yes" and "it's a dude".

  • bse35

    #16 catering to your client's desires is more the point

    • I Like Turtles

      That's no beach. That's burning man! Happiest place I've ever been!

      • therealguy

        Until they made ticket purchase a lottery, to try and limit scalpers

      • Martin

        Best place to fly your freak flag. Anything goes, no one is judged. Greatest week I ever had.

      • HydrogenBond

        …and the exchange of $$ there is highly frowned upon. Whoever made the caption is a liar who doesn't know what they're talking about.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      This is so fucking pointless. Who'd want a warm drink?


    • Underbaker

      I just love the "Hurry up asshole" look on her face.

    • Chicago

      You'd be surprised what you see at the burning man events

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    #17 I think Im in love

    • Marvin Martian

      Yes, he is a good looking man, is he not?

  • http://www.socialhangover.com mrahel

    #9 I have one of these in my car right now!

  • Steve

    #26 WTF????

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #22 Oh yeah, THEY fucked up the economy…and now there's nothing you can do but crawl into the fetal position and scream about the "cheaters" who are successful. You wanna give yourself a shot at your very own place and job after college? 1) Stop whining. 2) No, really, STOP WHINING! 3) Work hard. You don't have to kill yourself. It's amazing what happens when you work just a little harder than the next guy/gal. 4) Rinse and repeat.

    • Robozombiejesus

      Please sir, no yelling on the internets.

    • Black6dog

      You go to Mines Brah?

    • Jack Rack

      I'm pretty familiar with life, so Im pretty sure that working hard won't do shit for you if you don't have metric fucktons of luck in pretty much everything that is good in life

      • Dick_Hammer

        You……..are a moron!

    • http://www.facebook.com/yinglingjason Jason Yingling

      Or don't get a worthless fucking degree like English or history. As for me, I served in the Navy for 8 years and now work at a power plant. No college but I am doing extremely well.

      • Matt

        History is extremely important, I won't argue English though. However any job I get will either be government or academic.
        When the world is all engineers there are gong to be a lot of wars.

        • Thror

          …and hospitals full of life-saving medical equipment. And sweet-ass cars. And the computer in front of you (or phone or whatever). Don't be hatin' on engineers. We contribute to the GDP.

          There is a place in the world for history, English, or art majors, I agree. The problems is that there aren't many places. I got a degree in something that plenty of employers will pay me to do. It's not always easy, but I can always get back into the game.

    • Kodos

      I blame Obama..

      • bodhi1990

        Or, you know, you could look at this picture and think, 'this is a joke' and enjoy it and not worry about what a picture on the internet is saying. Just a thought.

        • Guse

          You! Take your damn logic and reasoning to someplace else! This here is a flame war, mate!

      • boobman

        Don't just blame Obama, blame all the idiots who voted him into office.

    • Jay

      Trollin the interwebs

    • Hurricane

      So says the Asshat who was born with a silver spoon shoved up your Ass! Sorry to bust your ivy league, hamptons attitude, but not all of the people out there were given everything to them. A lot of us have done that hard work, depended on ourselves and still find that fucks like you are stealing and taking everything that they can before the collapse and not giving a shit for their fellow man who may not be in your favorable position.

      • linecook

        Ah yes all those hard working people who were too lazy to read the fine print on the mortgage loans when buying the house they couldn't afford. But its those bastard financial institutions!

        I'm sorry but some of us who weren't born with silver spoons up our ass and worked our ass off, think the rest who are supposedly "like us" need to shut up and take…gasp…. personal responsibility. I know that's a concept that isn't popular these days. Everyone is responsible for this crisis. Land of Opportunity, my ass. Its now the Land of I Deserve.

        • derbymon

          OK…my turn….
          Yeh, went to college; I learned how to learn. Apply my attention. I've started and succeeded in two business that I run myself. Have achieved all goals…. the dream house in the country, blah-blah-blah.
          Bottom line; get off yer ass and do something before noon. Gee, well look at that.

    • Pants

      I was wondering where the stupid argument between strangers over stupid bullshit would be.

    • Buford_Justice

      But the guy next to me worked so hard he nearly killed himself….

  • Mouchette

    #7 laughed out loud

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      "Stay on target…stay on target!!"

      • pooper

        nope. its porkins

  • Dantheloser

    #15 They spelled "penis" wrong.

    • learn a lesson

      spelled crotch rot wrong

    • thisIsMyComment

      It says "Pants to Poverty".. it is right.

      • Dantheloser

        It's good to see my joke works…

  • bse35

    #25 is a pretty cool present

    • schmielllssson


    • http://www.facebook.com/treyajohnson Trey Johnson

      That is a pretty sweet balloon.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      You're right, that balloon is awesome! There's a worthless pug attached to it though.

  • theyellowfever

    #16 If I were a cartoon, I'd have a thought bubble with a question mark in it. Above my penis.

    • Oolon Colluphid

      That picture is at Burning Man. Not some beach. That woman is not selling anything, she's giving it away. That's the spirit of BM.

  • Robozombiejesus

    #12 …Fucking Hipsters

    • Black6dog

      Come on now, that's badass

    • Inigo

      You only say that because you can't grow facial hair

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      They're no longer hipsters, they're douchebags meow. Try to keep up with current events.

      – She's GONE MacReady!

    • ROK247


    • 340Swinger

      You're only upset because you will never be 3 mustache cool. On a side note, he's definitely a douche.

  • etcrr

    #5 get on the green you go to heaven, miss and you go to hell

    • BloodScrubber

      The drop zone must be a real bitch. :S

  • anonymous

    #27 Chuck Testa

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