How not to impress a girl (Video)

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I think learning guitar would be safer.

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  • Cavall

    Appropriate title.

  • Alexander Murcia

    what a piece of shit!!

    • Bobby Gosbee

      I don't think it makes him a piece of shit for trying to impress girls. He does look like a douche though, so im glad he planted.

    • Truth Hurts

      I think the politically correct term is 'Australian'

  • etcrr

    TFF hey watch this DERP.

  • SmoothMoveX-lax

    and not a fuck was gotten that day…

  • i heart boobs

    Aussie aussie aussie?

    • dvgw

      Oi Oi Oi

      • Phil

        looks like a douche, makes me embarrassed to be an aussie

  • bse35

    7.9 on the face plant scale

  • fcZczc

    I love how the cameraman starts laughing, HAHAHAHAHAA

    • ErnieDingo

      That's not the cameraman. It's a kookaburra. Kookaburras are like that cameraman, but not as stupid.

  • Black6dog

    Oh I get it, not being fat, right?

  • Jay T

    He's going to be forever lonely.

    • RobP

      Prob lubed the pole for him 1st.

  • Illicit-Weaponry

    did he die?…..Seriously

    • ROK247

      looked like he hit pretty hard – i'm going to guess broken collar bone at the very least, if he didnt break his neck.

    • phydor

      he did die. there was blood everywhere. and then his body exploded. the blood was like a fuse delaying the explosion of his body.

  • vsinertia

    at least he tried… well done from me… (flirting: when you stare a girl a long time , hoping she has more "balls" than you to come and talk to you)

  • Da Sandman

    why the hell try a wall flip on a thin pole like that? :s

    • Derp

      To get the Babes! Duh

    • cjuncosa

      thin [Slippery] pole

  • Dan


  • f'in yea

    actually, he failed at the flip, but he probably got a lot of attention from the girls when they got done laughing…

  • Sam Schepens

    OMFG… did you see those skirts?

    • r00s7a

      Gezzzz, I'm glad there is one other heterosexual in the room here. After three times watching, I finally saw the guy crash. I was too busy checkin out the school girl outfits. That's HOT!

    • dvgw

      That's the norm down under

  • Tom

    OMFG!!! LLLLLLLMMMMMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It couldnt have happened to a better DOUCHE!!!!

  • thedude325

    wtf did that guy say?

  • laser

    That in fact, was a Douche-plant!

  • misschris

    LoL What a tool

  • dave


    • CalculatedRisk

      More like Park-your… Park-your-face!

  • Yessirr

    Damn. I'd like to see what happened next.

  • trooperjoe

    Natural Selection at its finest!

  • Kasey

    Nah. He definitely got a pity fuck or two.

  • J-Live

    Judging from the noises, I am assuming the camera man is really a dolphin.

  • hadouKEN

    aussie pride ;) man that guy behind the camera is a bogan

    • goonertilidie

      The term bogan is Australian slang, usually pejorative or self-deprecating, for an individual who is recognised to be from a lower class background or someone whose limited education, speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplifies such a background.

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