Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Goooooooood morning my dear minions and other asshats! Fill in the blanks! FI…!

    #25 Meh, not a redhead.

    – She's GONE MacReady!

  • Me.

    #2 Door shaped like a vagina leads to the kitchen..fits

    • dadad

      it's a Portal, dude.

      • Me.

        #2 Portal shaped like a vagina leads to the kitchen..fits*

        • dashete

          As in 'Portal' the game. It's a reference. Not a vagina. Repeat: not a vagina.

          • Me.

            Vagina in game replacing lack of vagina in real life.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          It's just a hole in the wall, dude. No door, no portal.


          • Mike.

            like the hole in your uterine wall…gaping festering hole so putrid and awful smelling.

          • Headfade

            The vagina is a lie..

        • Kyle

          If you see vaginas that are shaped like that then you need t stop hanging out with loose sluts.

          • Jay

            If you go down on a girl and find a stove… you need to re-evaluate your choice of women.

    • Anon

      how many vaginas have you seen that are perfectly round?

      • dashete

        Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

    • wrb222

      Woman hater making terrible joke…fits

      • Me. (loves women)

        Woman hater? i love bitches! no jk it was just that, a joke… relax..

    • ROK247

      i was told there would be cake…

      • jimmie

        more like muffins…

    • Craigery

      You don't know what a vagina looks like, do you?

      • Kyle

        a sidewise smile?

    • http://www.facebook.com/porterol Raliegh Porter

      Theres something wrong with that picture…… (thinks for a moment)

      Oh, i see, theres no lady in the kitchen!!!

      and to that, shes not making me a cake!!!

      • Fred Brocaa

        C'mon, a whole cake? Greedy much? A sandwich should suffice. She should know how to make one of those by now. :0)

    • etcrr

      It's a porn movie set

  • firstName

    First! Awesome

    • I Like Turtles

      Fail! Awesome

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're my bitch. Join the club.


  • mike


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're my bitch too. I like having lots of bitches.


      • Bill57

        Where's your bitch Stan?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          He had to go; but he died for a good cause: target practice.


          • Sleep_Salone

            He changed his profile to etcrr.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #1 OOOH if I push forward I will go down. Well that just seems backwards to me.

    • Wet_tosti

      Quick! Do a barrel role!

      • Testa

        Roll, dumbshit, roll

  • Art

    #16 Ha!!

    • Anonymous

      Lmfao at that one

    • Lisa


  • Marc

    #8 paranormal activity 4

    • Imagination ^_^

      i pictured an invisible office chair…

    • Jedi

      Sandusky know how to use the force?

      • pete

        Too soon, dude….too soon.

        • Yoda

          Never too soon it is.

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    #10 Forever Arone ….

    • I Like Turtles

      Raugh Out Roud!

    • Kyle

      forever adrown

      • Kylie

        Forever you suck.

  • Anonymous

    #10 ring ring, herro?

  • Dickleg

    #25 somewhere Squints just jizzed in his pants.

  • Wisc and Mich St

    #1 and not a single fuck was given that day

    • Marc


      • Steve

        That is an Eagle yes.

        • Eagle

          No it isn't.

          • don't care

            Warplanes. Herp.

            • Tom

              That's an F14, I was in that squadron.

              • Eagle

                Thanks for your service. I was simply explaining that it's not an eagle. I should know, I'm an eagle. (Yes, typing is a bitch).

  • Him.

    #10 Umbrella while waist deep in water…

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  • dashete

    #5 Poor never-nudes.

    It's a real condition!

    • el yeti

      haha. tobias funke in gangster mode.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      He's at the airport. Probably just trying to save on checked baggage fees.

    • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/daily-morning-awesomeness-154.jpg Boomer

      There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

      • Phillip

        I didn't see you at the conference in Chicago.

        • Boomer

          I was the naked guy.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        There are two members of the German Bundestag who are Never-Nudes

    • ezwelchman

      i tried to thumbs up your comment 5 times….but it didn't work =(

  • http://www.facebook.com/steffonh Steffon Coda Hobbs Jr.

    There will be cake

    • Underbaker

      OK Woman, go through there and get me a sandwich now!

  • Melesomancer

    #5 Nevernude?!?

    • thisIsMyComment

      hahahaha! Took the words out of my mouth!

    • Maureen

      AHAHA That's what i was going to post!!

    • two_thumbs

      lol exactly what i was thinking

  • JshWGrdn

    #18 No, Kitty. This is my pot pie…

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      Congrats! First thing that made me LOL this morning. Even said it in Cartman voice outloud!

    • http://www.facebook.com/meganlfarr Megan Farr

      Thanks for the literal LOL. ❤

  • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

    #23 that's pretty lazy…

    • wikisaurus

      promoting synergy

    • derbymon

      No…that's how you shovel gravel for a 14-hour day for weeks. One job to the next.
      I saw this in Europe. Can get-er-done in 1/3 the time.

      • Smitty

        I saw it in Korea too. Right after the '98 monsoon flood. The guys I saw using it were pulling it off like a boss. Put these guys to shame. They were heaving 50+ pound clods of river silt 30-40 feet.

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

        ahh ok gotcha! thought it was lazy, but if it works man hey! im for it! cheers

  • Guest

    #21 The only way to stop ceiling cat from watching you masturbate.

  • hybridqube

    I would fake drowning for that. #25

    • Wood


    • BSmike

      FYI she's Marley Shelton. She was pretty sexy in Grindhouse.

    • Tuff Guy

      Always thought that was Heather Graham….

    • yoselahonda

      Not bad after 9 kids with Squints

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      O man he's in deep shit!
      yaya he looks like dead fish

    • KyleGamgee

      I recognize her from Bubble Boy. ❤

  • Anonymous

    #5 I think they meant conservative fag.

  • Ceige

    #16 made me lol so hard

    • Kodos

      i laughed evilly

    • ThatGuy

      Not cool, brah, not cool.

  • Anonymous

    Minge kitchen

    That is all

  • Poopstains

    #19 is actually way cooler in person. It’s in a suburb of rochester ny. My gf refers to it as the star wars house. They live there year round snow and all

  • Steve

    #14 Love Gaudi's architecture.

    • http://twitter.com/mizdictator @mizdictator

      Me too. He's a crazy son of a bitch.

      • Booger

        Can I move into your nose? It looks nice and roomy.

        • Nose-Hair

          Room for one more?

          • Cocaine

            Hey guys, I brought you a house warming gift.

          • Booger

            Are you kidding me? You could fit all of Lady Gaga's wigs in there…c'mon in…and bring your friends.

      • Steve

        Mad as a box of frogs.Saw that building (Casa Batlló) a few years ago. La Sagrada Família is absolutely bonkers.

    • The_Dood

      Where is this?

      • rgr


    • Underbaker

      Looks like a Sleestak shrine from The Land of the Lost.

  • C-DURP

    #25 Lotioning Oiling Oiling Lotioning… smiling. I CAN'T TAKE THIS NO MORE!!!!

    • AyJay

      She don't know whats she's doin'

      • yoselahonda

        Yes she does. She knows exactly what she's doin'.

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