Friday Dopamine Dump (35 photos)

  • Ron Burgundy?

    Do you think it was Seinfeld trying to another Marble Rye? I hope so… #3

    • Ron Burgundy?

      *trying to steal another Marble Rye…damn it.

    • Buford_Justice

      give me that rye ya old bag!

    • SteelCoffin

      Only in Albuquerque!

      • Big McLarge Huge

        the 'Burque

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #32 is awesome if you look back and forth really fast

    • Underbaker

      It is also awesome because it is Jake from the Blues Brothers.
      We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, we are wearing sunglasses and its dark outside.
      Hit it.

      • huh

        misquotes hurt my brain

        "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark… and we're wearing sunglasses"
        "Hit It"


        • Underbaker

          Jake: Four fried chickens and a Pepsi.
          Elwood: And some dry wheat toast please.

          (going for an aneurism)

          • huh


            • Underbaker

              I don't care what everyone else say about you huh, your an alright guy.

    • Sarah

      its such a mind fuck.

    • amplidudes

      Use this: <img src=""&gt;

  • Christopher Muse

    3rd bitches

    • Duvel

      I'll allow it

  • chiverwriterina


    • Brutal Deluxe


    • Pel420


  • El_Hefe

    #21….. move your head dammit

    • Elisa Henderson Briceño

      down in front!

    • pjsupremex

      are those cookies good?

    • etcrr

      damn it HR it's only panties, why are you censoring panties for crying out loud

    • Dr_StrangePants

      oh chris hansen
      constantly encountering people thinking that if it's wrong, they don't want to be right

  • misschris

    #16 Pussy and money… Really, what more could want out of life? 😉

    • Shannon Coverdale

      A bj and a sammich?

    • Jason Ciotti

      Your awesomeness knows no ends does it, Miss Chris?

    • @pezatsea

      Once again misschris, you have saved the day.

    • strychnine

      marry me girl! ❤

    • Dr_StrangePants

      surprised that at that this rate,
      Few have forward to nominate Chris
      for Chivette of the Week

      • ling

        wow. you people are easily impressed by someone who tells what you want to hear. pedestrians: easily satisfied.

  • Brian


    Can't get here soon enough….

    • Charlie_Cheen

      So glad to see Chuck and JCVD in this one! Hopefully it doesn't get snubbed at Oscar time like EX1 did.

      • Tuff Guy

        Oscars?? I seriously hope you're joking.

        • Charlie_Cheen

          I seriously hope you are joking that you seriously hope I'm joking…

    • Firefighter23

      So America(sans arnold and li) it'll make you grow bald eagle tattoos.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Weeeellllllll, actually sans: Arnold, Li, JCVD, Lundgren, Statham, Hemsworth…

      • Brian

        Li and Arnold are Merican baby!

    • ThornyDevil

      I don't understand why Chuck needs all that support.

      • ROK247

        the others just follow behind, crack cheesy one-liners and clean up the mess.

      • Underbaker

        You got it backwards, Chuck is there to save all there sorry asses when they get in to deep.

      • Vlad

        In case Bruce Lee comes back from the dead and kicks his ass. It would be futile, however, since no man can defeat Bruce Lee.

    • Joe Schmo

      Chuck Norris doesn't need anybody's help to kill a bunch of bad guys.

    • holyshit

      I went to see the first one opening night and had to leave the theater shortly after the movie started because of the epicness of the movie. That, and I was blackout drunk and began throwing up all over the theater. I'm expecting a similar if not better performance out of myself for this one.

    • fibonacci5150

      omfg it is real, 'Merica thank you so much

    • What?!

      Why is Jet Li replaced with a woman in the poster?! Fail poster making!

    • Tito

      They filmed this in my country 🙂 I was awesome 🙂

      • Dr_StrangePants

        y dime Tito,
        cual pais seria eso?

    • switch_24

      what's with the chick on that poster version? i think this is the right one:

    • HannahR

      Hollywood can pretty much stop making movies after this one, 'cause they aren't going to top it.

    • Petey

      this cast and picture was so incredible i died from a heart attack of awesomeness only to be brought back to life by Bruce Lee who sent me back to tell all of those guys that he could singlehandedly kick all their asses

  • techno_viking

    #1 I love how they say they're "just" caffeine pills… Like caffeine pills are fucking Certs…

    • Brian

      Sure, they are. Certs for your heart.

    • Primer Gray

      He should of left the bottle open, and layed down on the floor with some of that caffeinated powder under his nose, and waited for her to walk in.

    • shittymix

      It's nice to see shitty booze (yes, Jim Beam is shitty) and poor-man coke doesn't affect ones ability to ferociously masterbate…look to the left.

      • its_forge

        Beam's better than some other crap you can get out there. Kicks the crap outta most vodka for sure. I drink Old Crow; they finally made a bottle that fits in my desk drawer and I ain't never changin'.

    • Craigery

      Reminds me of Miley Cyrus: "Oh, don't worry, I wasn't smoking pot. It was just salvia!"


      I fucking love coccai…wait…

  • Byrne0ut

    #24 we have the same thing on our bucket list

    • docfester


    • JDB


    • its_forge

      Every male on Earth and about half of the females I'd guess.

  • Long ass rice

    Duke Silver > Tom Haverford. But its close

  • Paul

    #26 I don't recognize that brand……

    • no one cares

      lol…too easy

    • Erich Backhus

      Looks like Trojan Magnums.

    • Mason420

      Those 2 guys will not use that many condoms in their entire lifetimes.

      • no one cares

        those guys wont use even on of those condoms

        • Brutal Deluxe

          And it doesn't matter what size they are, the condoms going to be too big

          • The Chivery

            Well they're Chivers, so obviously……..

            Chive on!

        • coulditbe

          why do you think they have so many? someone that needed that many would never have that many at and given time, because he actually uses them before accumulation

          • drui41

            Am I the only guy who noticed the girl in that pic or what?

            • ling

              believe it or not drui, most people know what a girl looks like(at least outside of the chive).


    Does any1 have #21 w/out chris hansons face in it? I need it for uh….scientific purposes

    • internet
    • golfer
    • no one cares

      full interview. 6:44 is the real show

    • Randall Gallegos
    • Tyrone

      Here's my genius idea for getting emma watson naked. Everyone stop watching any of her movies. Eventually, she'll go bankrupt and have to do porn.

      • ling

        who gives a shit? there are way hotter chicks out there(who have done porn)……

    • its_forge

      You should also search for the shot of her leaving the back of a vehicle on her 18th birthday in sheer satin-ribboned panties that clearly showed her divine little beaver.

  • Joe

    (And if she's 18, it does not matter when this picture was taken!)

    • Like, a lawyer

      I don't think that's how it works, dude. Like, you can't have naked picture of a 12-year-old even if the pictures were taken a decade ago and the girl/guy is now 22.

    • ROK247

      hello, joe. i'm chris hansen with dateline nbc. you can just have a seat over there. and if you're thinking about running, don't – they never make it out of the yard.

    • db3300

      Well, brother, prove everyone wrong and come back to tell us how much luck you have in finding a legal copy of any movie Traci Lords did when she was 15.

  • Mito

    #10 "I'm freakin' out, man!"

    • sir

      You are freaking out, man.

      • Ram

        You're freaking out? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn?

    • Charlie_Cheen

      I'm freakin' out that he gets to motorboat those tittays and I don't.

    • Dunny_

      "The snozberries taste like snozberries."

    • DrROBOTO

      you are freaking out….man

    • derbymon

      Hangin' out with Mom?

    • R2GFan

      I. Hate. Him. Lucky fucker.

    • its_forge

      See also Sacha Baron Cohen, and Zach Braff who has tasted the thighs of Sarah Chalke, Mandy Moore, Shiri Appleby, Emanuelle Chriqui, and Rachel Bilsson. !!!

  • tizsm

    #13 pimp

  • luckyB

    #21 damn you chris hanson

    • Tiiiilllll

      don't worry. you'll see one one day….

    • Christian Ellegaard

      Who the h*** is Chris Hanson anyway?

      • Timothy Wilkes

        Try to fuck a kid, and you may meet him. . . (I do not suggest this option)

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #14 and #16 Correct Bait

  • luvmybaby

    #35 funny


      Scrolls too fast. My drunk self can't read it fast enough.

    • SenorWilson

      Parks and Recreation. The best.

  • jared

    #29…and not a single hole was left unpenetrated.

    • dirtysteve99

      RUN GIRLS!

    • SimonPhoenix

      I recognize this .. it's from that porn site .. "Blacks on Blondes, right?"

      • Walter Sobchak

        "I would have sex with all this white girls….."

    • Mouchette

      Kanye and Jay Z should go away.

      • ling


  • SimonPhoenix

    #3 – GOOD job "Burque" – Damn it we ARE SOME ghetto ass people. Besides, i am curious how the fuck you ass holes in the southvalley could afford bread .. probably stole it.

    • Althing

      100% agree. It's only stories like this that make the news for our crappy town. Something insanely stupid or really fucked up. Thank God I'm not actually FROM NM.

      • SimonPhoenix

        "Thank God I'm not actually FROM NM. " — yeah me either .. wait a minute (hangs head down)

        • Zorro

          Pick that head up!
          505, Burque represent Martinez town!
          Fuck all you transplants anyways, that's why it sucks here now.
          Go back to California or Texass!

          • Althing

            Yeah places like Martinez town and the South Valley are full of you "locals" and they are what make Albuquerque a shitty ghetto. There's no pride in being ghetto trash. Simon is obviously the smarter one for trying to distance himself.

    • SteelCoffin

      Fuck all you transplants anyways, that's why it sucks here now.
      Go back to California or Texass!
      Fuck all you transplants anyways, that's why it sucks here now.
      Go back to California or Texass!
      Fuck all you transplants anyways, that's why it sucks here now.
      Go back to California or Texass!

      • Althing

        Ya see? This is what passes for intelligent conversation from NM "locals".

  • Haven


    I had always wondered what happened to the Bride of Frankenstein…now we all know!

    • Brutal Deluxe

      She ate Frankenstein?

      • DMH1218

        I thought she looked more like one of the aliens in Men in Black. Scary Fugly.

    • passwordistaco

      That kid is stoned out of his damned mind.

  • SolidusSnake420

    #1 of course its not really blow……there wouldnt be three fat rails left, unless you a bitch.

    • Tuff Guy

      No such thing as leftover cocaine.

  • spoon chest

    #35 Since I've seen this I have said appetizers or desserts…always apps and zerts

  • CalAb13

    #21 DOWN IN FRONT!

    • SimonPhoenix

      for just a split second . .there is a heaven!

      • Mrs.Phoenix

        Awwww, little Simon saw his first glimpse of vagina! How cute!

    • Jacob Marchlinski

      I know a picture that provides much more of a view of Emma's "Holiest of Holies"

  • Auz_E

    #4 And he never missed a single shot…

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