Go ahead, play with your food (26 Photos)

  • DanielB

    #1 The mushroom part is soooo gonna go first

    • Dave R.

      clever troll is clever.

    • Underbaker

      Done very stylishly, I applaud you Sir.
      The red looks like Bell Pepper, think I would have used Pepperoni instead. (unless it is meant to be a complete veggie style pizza)

      • DanielB

        Im so glad people noticed xD

  • Papa Christmas


    • jay

      cool story….

  • PapaChristmas

    Dammit DanielB

    • JHL1

      Not only a duchebag, but a sore loser as well.
      -Sigh- Kids these days…

  • ijjhg

    #1 Angry Vegtable

  • etcrr

    #16 is great, a lot of work went into that, good job

  • Papa John

    #8 I heart vegetables

    • chiver

      is peperoni salami easy to find the us?

      • Underbaker

        It is the meat of choice on our pizza's and yes it is found in every food store, usually presliced and ready to put on a pizza.

    • hMMMM

      that garlic sauce and the peppercorniccis are the only things worthwhile at Papa John's. Their pizza straight blows…crust is always way too thick, undercooked and the cheese is never melted properly. Can never go wrong with a Pizza Hut pie for $10…

      • Underbaker

        I find that Papa John's pizza's taste sweet and I am with you I like them savory. Ever tried a whole deluxe pizza from Sam's Club snack bar, they are great and only 8.90 for what other places call an extra large.

        • JHL1

          I agree with both,except the part about pizza hut – they suck too.
          I find Saylor's Pizza pretty good, but usually the small Italian owned pizzeria that nobody has heard of 20 miles away is usually some of the best pizza, at least compared to the chain restaurants.

  • 111

    #26 looks like poop to me

    • It's420Somewhere

      agreed. That's disgusting

    • JHL1

      That's because only cool people know how awesome lasagna is.
      btw, it'll look a lot more like poop in about 24 hours.

  • Mad Hittman

    #25 Vitamin Bomb

    • tlil


      • random_username

        Cave Johnson here. You don't have the license for manufacturing combustible lemons. I'm sending a turret over to your place discuss this. It'll have 2 modes: bullet mode and negotiation mode (now with 60% more bullets). Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #20 🙂

  • MattKL

    #13 How did they get the dog to keep from eating it long enough to take the pic?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I think the dog might be shopped, if they aren't all shopped.

    • JHL1

      It's very easy to train a dog if you have a small amount of patience.
      Most people don't have even a small amount though.

  • Neko

    #25 "Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

    Life will rue the day it gave me lemons!

    • JDB

      Cave Johnson approves.

  • Jay T

    Ohh the memories…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I'm hungry hungry

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #11 penises – funny – because ? Think they are so awesome you want to turn everything into one? Sill not comfortable with your body? I'm not trying to put anyone down I'm seriously lost here guys I've never understood this.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      your other pole might find this hilarious

    • hMMMM

      go suck on a cock.

  • Alex

    Bloody Hell Chive, You made me hungry! AGAIN!
    No food and no money for take out, I'd even eat goats balls I'm that hungry!

  • Bing

    #12 MADNESS!

    • Underbaker

      This is what happens when Pi is divided by 0.

      • JHL1

        No it isn't.
        Not even close.

    • Choo

      Its a friggen TRI-PIE!! AMAZING.

    • JHL1

      Bing, you spelled "awesome" wrong.

  • Do0zer

    #20 Awesome Very Hungry Caterpillar reference! Props to you.

  • P90

    #13 Weirdest gang interview ever.

    • SimonPhoenix

      On this episode of Gangland …

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #10 needs more bacon

  • Rosco Clibbins

    #13 this is creepier than those kids in the Wall movie….

  • spoon chest

    #25 Don't worry, it's not gonna blow. It's a lemon

    • shoop de doop

      I see what you did there

  • Mito

    I didn't know the actual version of #6 had boobs.

  • amandajean

    #25.. when life gives you lemons.

  • j22

    #1 Enough w/ the Angry Birds. It effing sux and i'm tired of seeing it everywhere

    • It's420Somewhere

      Cry us a river. Wanker

  • mik

    #23 just fukn awesome

  • tylrd67

    Fat cop? Of course he had boobs…

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