First grade problems (20 Photos)

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  • Chicken

    Had all these growing up!

  • Hayden Rivers


  • jasonsapunka

    #9 dontpickme dontpickme dontpickme

    • asdf

      isn't he sad because he didn't get picked?

      • jasonsapunka

        I don't know… all I know is that I did not want to be the goose.

        • TomTheCameraGuy

          That's crazy man. ALL I wanted to do in first grade was run around.

        • sad panda

          By being the fat kid that never wanted to get picked, you were instantly the most likely to get picked. It was a vicious cycle.

          • jasonsapunka

            …. I was the skinniest kid in class and I still didn't want to.

            I guess I never really liked that game. Too much sitting and running combined.

            Tag, on the other hand, I fully supported.

            • The Goose

              Aw man, I thought EVERYONE wanted to be the Goose in that game.

              What I wouldn't give to run around like an idiot and nail the person who picked me. Sitting back down in my place like 'Yeah, I'm the man'

  • Unfkngblvbl

    sausage mcmuffin……………way better than egg mcmuffin

    • bob

      only if you like sausage, dude

    • Herp Derp

      that shit's gonna kill you some day!
      don't eat that crap.

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #20 I feel bad for you son.

  • slosh

    lmfao! milk came out my nose!

  • TWON925

    #5 that was the worst!

    • Plurp

      I loved indoor recess when we had to have it. The teachers would take out those square 4 caster scooters and we would zoom all around the gym.

      • Pfffft

        We got to play kickball in the cafeteria. Boom Boom Out Go The Lights!

    • Ash

      Epic EPIC fail.

  • Hi Suckit

    FIRST…. Grade Problems is a creative thread.

  • razzah

    my biggest problem:
    Want to stay in the class at the break…..TEACHER THROWS ME OUT

    • asdf

      forever alone

  • tydred

    #11 wait…What?!!

    • Si1entStatic

      same could be said about the Tooth Fairy.

      • Jacko50

        The tooth fairy as well?

    • Just some dude

      oh shit, what now, the easter bunny? please not the easter bunny

  • echogeo


    • Sean

      One time, in first grade, my mom was my teacher. 0_0

    • Si1entStatic

      second part should have been "teacher is a guy"

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    The ruiner of days

    • James

      Happened to me today actually, and I'm 21.

      • Ezzy

        Sorry, needed the straw to do a line.

  • @mkingscott


    Wait, what?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Santa boned his mom. Do I have to draw a diagram?

  • Brett


    Bring on Heads Up Seven Up!

    • Sheldon

      I forgot all about that!!! Good times.

    • DMAC

      heh…i just asked my daughter this weekend if they play that in her school. She said no. I got very serious and told her to demand it first thing today.

    • aem

      Always cheated by hanging my head off desk and looking at their shoes. Everyone just thought I was really good

    • ConstableDubs

      Everyone cheated like a mofo in heads up seven up. You look at the person's shoes, it's that easy.

  • Hi Suckit

    Best part of first grade: My small hands made my dick look huge!

    • micheal scott

      You were pretty phallic focused in the first grade. Normally that leads to a closet and stepping out of it about 12 years later.

    • joel

      that's just uncalled for, man.

    • zowie

      My huge dick made my hands look small!

  • Commando00


    Most of us guys have been there……

  • murphmurph

    #10 I feel your pain..

  • Maytrix

    I kept reading this thinking the funny one must be next.. but then I ran out of pictures.

    Cue sums it up, that's about all..

  • Joe


  • mike

    is this kid related to the guys who run the site? looks just like them

  • The_Dood

    #8 As if kids have any idea what pogs are/were.

    • fresh

      I'm sure they do not! lol

      • tooCurious9

        pogs were the shit

  • ifuckinlovecigs

    worst problem of all = at school. gotta poo. haven't quite mastered wiping ass.

  • Kaiwatha

    I'm a big fan of this new meme

  • beat rice

    Many of these still seem to trouble me

  • Jamie

    This was pretty lame.

    • McG


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