You sir, have been owned (30 photos)

  • The Dude


    • Benny

      You Sir, just got owned.

    • Stop being pointless


    • ned kelly

      no one gives a shit… wanker!!!

  • Kelowna Chiver

    Bahahahaha #30 is priceless

    • Jimmy & Timmy

      I think she died!

      • thangers

        physics: not even once

    • ROK247

      so was the hospital bill for stitching her skull back together.

    • BentWrenches

      Did I just watch someone die 15,16,17 times?

    • andyp311

      i love how the ball comes back to roll over her to add insult to injury

      • DrROBOTO

        lol right? ive never seen a ball patronize sum1 b4

      • Bon_nie

        Was the best part for sure!

    • windowlicker

      Knocked the fuck out!!

      • Master_Rahl

        my thoughts exactly! so funny, I wish I could give more thumbs up!

    • Waylon

      …Dear diary,

      Best day ever

    • monkey sampan

      When it comes to balls, it's a man's game, sweetheart….lesson learned.

  • BostonChiver

    #13 LMAO

    • Frédéric Purenne

      That one was the best of them all!

    • Allie Howard

      Definitely a win

  • spoon chest

    #6 Nice view

    • SpacemanSpiff

      if he wasn't passed out

    • Matty Rochelle

      i think she was prob actually having a piss :/

      • Gordan Shower

        so what your saying is, even nicer view. I gotcha

    • Franklin1138

      If she didn't look so much like a cartoon character, this might be hotter.

    • Craigery

      Nice wig.

  • Yessirr

    #30 playing with your balls has never ended so wrong.

    • Paul

      BOOM head shot

  • Yessirr

    #6 takes a classy chick to fart in somebody's mouth with her pants down. ah wth, MOAR.

    • KILROY

      girls dont fart. your argument is invalid

      • Yessirr

        haha! Fine point, sir. I stand humbly corrected.

    • John

      Also – what is she going to use for toilet paper? (notice the empty spindle by his absorbent hair). Now I remember why I don't drink.

    • ThatGuy

      If she was a guy she would be awesome. As it stands now she is just gross.

      • GI Joe

        Closest he's ever gonna get to a piece of ass……Forever alone…..

      • 8989


      • Yessirr

        Meh, I think she just has a good sense of humor. Probably be a lot of fun to hang out with.

  • Big James

    #17 tons of hands and feet in that image sticking out of that cloud of birds. I wonder what the hell got them all together.

    • Craigery

      Having seen a few 'shops in my day…

  • ifuckinlovecigs


    open up your eyes bro! trust me.

  • that_dude_b

    bet that dude was highly upset that he was passed out once he saw that picture

    • Mandalor

      unless was taking a dump, then i guess not

  • oliverklosov

    #13 is Awesome!!!

  • bob

    #11 OMEGLE!!! FTW!!!!

    • chappy

      that might be one of the best expressions in the 2nd last pic EVAR!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      almost worth traversing the Masturbatory Jungle

    • Herp Derp

      brothers be happy.

  • NFL

    Go Steelers!!!

    • Juka

      go back to pittsburgh faggot.

      • hgfjhgf

        fuck you juka you fucking butt pirate. I hope your mother dies in a car crash and her corpse is raped while you watch, shortly before your tiny penis is lopped off and you bleed to death. Fucking faggot ass mother fucker must be from that shithole baltimore or that bigger shit hole shitcinati.

        • YTom Williams

          pussies like you who say this shit over the internet always make me lol.

  • Bob

    #13 lol, owned by his own dad ha ha ha

  • Eddy?

    #7 He is taking it like we all know he likes it.. Nothing strange..

    • Alberta Driver +1

      Someone needs to throw a PedoBear in there somewhere…

    • Ron Jeremy

      Still not as gay as Twilight.

      • Newiu

        these three comments epitomize chive humor: stale, unoriginal, and just downright stupid.

  • BrettAdamsGA

    #11 is awesome, definitely something to try
    feel bad for the guy in #6, too bad he was knocked out.

  • Gee 2

    #30 "And the agony of defeat…"

  • rodrigo

    #10 like a boss

  • Dan

    #7 That explains so much.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #21 #7 Found him

  • Takingbackcider

    Don't know which is more disturbing #6 or #7

    • The_Dood

      Definitely the hair on #6.

  • tooCurious9

    #8 Ceremonial Rat Bat…

  • duh_jones

    what an amazing post. my monday just got so much better.

  • ronnieblaze


    thats your fault you should have looked at the files in the torrent

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #5 Maybe you should've pulled your fucking pants up!

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #14 My favorite episode out of any show…..ever

    And pad slap!

    • thangers

      #18 totally deserved it

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