Let’s have a post for the douchebags (29 Photos)

  • ShakeyTheMoyle

    Thanks…off to work with visions of aholes in my head 😦

  • zoo

    douchebags got all the hots girls

    • Mr. H

      Well Sir, if that is your mind, then you've miserably failed in life….

    • 4536

      not the chivers…..

  • tralfaz

    #12 I think that's the Mom & Dad in the middle.

    • dano

      Hell, I want to be in that family then…

      • An Average Chiver

        you've never tried incest? i highly recommend it. especially if you're mom is old enough not to get her period anymore

    • Anderson

      her in the middle, find.

      • Phil

        I dunno, did you look at her arms

        • Anderson

          christ i didnt. I still would mind you.

          • Forrest Gump

            desperate is as desperate does.

      • asdf

        im leaning towards the one on the right… find her instead… or find both, what do i care

        • bob dole

          no hover hands for the guy next to her though

    • Gijs

      You sure that's not dad & dad? She could beat the crap out of that guy on the right.

    • LordPemington

      That's not the dad, but that is mom and daughter (middle and our right).

  • Flow

    Some of the ***** shit I've ever seen. Especially #26. (#10 & #27 just seem like doods having fun to me, though)

    • Nattyprom

      doods just rallyin up

    • bbqboobs

      The faces automatically qualify for douche status. It's like duckface, for men.

    • FJCruise

      I think the word you are looking for is "dudes"

  • JTA

    This thread makes me incredibly mad

  • Anonymous

    Number 22 looks like he’s gonna break his phone

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    These clowns really don't even deserve a post…

  • Ghost in the Machine

    Every time I see a douchebag or hipster, I wonder how as a species we've managed to survive, you'd think natural selection would've wiped them all out by now. They should create a douchebag hunting season, like with deer and hand out trophies.

    • Underbaker

      But then wouldn't the ones that win the trophies be at the top of the list for the next hunting season?

    • Reverend E

      You need to watch Idiocracy. It will explain it all.

      • jjboydy

        up arrow. That's what I would've said. One of the most underrated movies ever.

        • Craigery

          i don't know. people don't shut the fuck up about it enough……

  • sgwgk5t

    Charles Mask Lewis was not a douche bag! He has inspired millions of people and helped the careers of thousands of MMA fighters. Shame on you for including him on this list. Show some respect his corpse is still fleshy.

    • Craigery

      "His corpse is still fleshy"? Show some respect for the King of the Douchebags!

  • Retoñao

    it makes me mad also but we have to remember guys douche bags are people also, but yeah fuck them

    • l[pl

      chivers too.

  • BAM!

    ok so going down through this thread i got to #3 which looks identical to a douche bage that i went to school with…back then i wanted to punch him in the face….back then i GOT to punch him in the face….And NOW I want to punch him in the face agian….thank you chive for bringing up past memories…. CHIVE THE FUCK ON DOUCHEBAGS!!

    • douchefart jones

      cool story bro, you should tell it at parties

    • Craigery

      Bragging about punching someone in the face is a douchebag thing to do.

      • AsciiAdam

        Only if it is out of context. In the comments of a douchebag post it is legal.

  • Kevin

    let's hope some day soon they get it and look in the mirror and say, "Damn I look stupid!"

  • GERD

    #15…is actually pretty awesome IMO.

    • some name

      yea come on, dicktowel is the shit!

      • Justin

        But he's making a BJ duckface

    • bbqboobs

      You know how I know you're gay?

      Yeah, I know it's old, but it applies here godammit.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        im gonna get one for my boyfriend for xmas.

    • schmielllssson

      I agree. Dicktowel is hilarious

    • Smeg

      The Dicktowel is awesome, only thing that would make this better is if he had a cat with kitten mittens on!

      • Still creepy

        you all just want to stare at images of dicks. fags.

  • Helmet4

    #9 I'm ok with this

    • Craigery

      If you're OK with this, then you just might be a douchebag yourself.

      • Helmet4

        I agree that I can be a douchebag and I'll even throw in asshole too. But I'm a douchebag because I'm an asshole. Unlike these guys that go out of their way to show off their douchbaggery.

    • Flow

      I'm ok with 1/3~2/3 of this.

      • MJM

        Was/were 1/3-2/3 born male?

    • whiteboyblackass

      i like boobs

  • mipo2010

    I think we can give the guys from TapouT a pass from this list…RIP Mask…#17

    • AKBAR

      nah, great business sense but they're pretty douchebaggery

    • Craigery

      No one gets a pass.

    • Capt Obvious

      Tapout IS part of the problem.

      • Craigery

        True. As creators of douchebag fashion, they deserve to be at the TOP of this list.

        • Screwhead317

          No Affliction is a douchebag fashion…

    • Badaboom

      Nope, king of the douchebags. Couldn't even handle driving his expensive car – got what he deserved. Just lucky he didn't kill anyone else.

      • generic dude

        Dude, he was hit by a drunk driver while in his expensive car.

        • Craigery

          A Ferrari and a Porsche, driving at high speeds right next to each other. And we're supposed to believe they weren't racing? C'mon, get real.

      • Samsquanch

        Go fuck your mother and die while doing so. How was him getting hit his fault, you fucking faggot!!

        • Craigery

          Woah, calm down there, Roid Rage. He was street racing in a Ferrari. Easily avoidable.

    • hyuui

      Agreed they did great things for MMA

      • MMA is gay

        Mixed Martial Arts aka MMA is a sport in which competitors try to force submission or knock out their opponent. It was originally invented so big bar brawlers could beat the shit out of karate kid nerds who think 45 minutes a week of calisthenics from their fat, ponytail-wearing sensei in a mall will give them uber ninja skillz.
        Fortunately rules have been added to increase the amount of hugging and testicles to the face, since the only people who watch are closet footfags. The typical MMA fighter wanted to be a professional football player but wasn't good enough so used his high school wrestling background and a bunch of steroids to become a "fighter."

        • MMA

          Just from your comment alone you should take a picture of yourself at put it at the top of this list. I guarentee your fucking loser thats a whopping 90 lbs. sits in his moms basement playing cod just to take breaks to masturbate to pictures of freddy mercury and cry about how much you hate your dad for calling you a disappointment. Choke on a dick and die faggot, do the world a favour and drown in a toilet like the piece of shit you are.

          • Craigery

            You're part of the reason MMA fighters get a bad rap. Stop juicing and get some therapy for your anger management issues. Work on your self-image and maybe you won't feel the need to act like a tough guy all the time.

      • MMA is gay

        Ugly Fags Cuddling, or UFC, is the biggest and best MMA organization in the world. The UFC has adopted rules which maximize the man-love and has the best dry-humpers in the world, like Jon Fitch and Gray Maynard. Fighters in the UFC are so shitty that a former pro wrestler who couldn't make it in the NFL became their heavyweight champion in only four fights. John McCain trolled them by banning them from 36 states and getting their TV deal yanked.

    • http://www.tube8.com Ass_Face_Fart

      RIP – Brother man!

      God Bless YOU!

    • Samsquanch

      I couldn't agree with the op more!! RIP Mask!!

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    • Guest

      Fact: Mask, Skyscrape and Punkass had a vision and started selling clothing out of a van for a sport that was widely ridiculed and had a grim future. Before Mask died he and his boys filmed a reality show of them going around the country to support and inspire young amature fighters for no other reason than to help less fortunate kids get out of a bad situation. Their intentions were pure in supporting a sport they loved that blew the fuck up. They were pioneers, visionaries and appeared to be cool people to hang with. The entire MMA career lost a great man when Mask died. For anyone to comment negative things about them or the sport is clearly a case of a keyboard toughguy. Yea you can call MMA fighters gay and taunt the fans of the sport by spewing words that you think makes you look tough. In reality you know that you'd either run or tap out as soon as a fighter lays a hand on you.

  • friendo

    The guy in this picture is dead. Not cool Chive.

    • rabble

      Thumb down, because I do not care. Douche is douche even in death.

      • grave shitter

        when you die im going to take a shit on your grave, because your a douchebag

        • Ultraman

          pics or it doesn't happen

          • Average Chiver

            you can use shit for lube when jerking off. true story.

    • Craigery

      Maybe some of the people in the other pics have died since those pics were taken. So what? Does the Chive need to research everyone in every pic they post to make sure they're still alive?

      • http://www.facebook.com/thejameshicks James Hicks

        No, but when they public figures maybe they should be a little more careful. Mask's death was a pretty publicized event at the time. These guys started Tapout, but its not their fault d-bags everywhere started wearing their clothes to pretend to be hardcore.

        • Still creepy

          so? THEY still looked like douchebags….

      • bro

        can be considered public defamation of character given the circumstances

        • Lobo

          calling a douche a douche is punishable by law? fuck that shit. then i'm serving several life sentences.

        • Craigery

          OK, Lionel Hutz.

        • mothers milk

          lawyer terms make you a douche.

    • crackerjack

      Totally cool. He died cause he was dumb racing on public streets. Should have his face posted more. Want to race. Take it to a track.

      • _-_-_

        hit by drunk driver, not racing according to police report

        • Craigery

          It's not like he was driving his Toyota to the grocery store and got t-boned by a drunk driver. He was driving a racing version of a Ferrari. The other driver was driving a Porsche. They were both going very fast, and driving next to each other. You honestly don't think they were racing? You honestly think it was just a random accident and that his actions had nothing to do with it? Get real.

    • Idiot

      how bout a dead-douch post?

      • Bill Murray

        Hold on, I have to kill myself first….

    • deathtron3000

      Was it a douche overdose?

    • MonkeyMadness

      They shouldn't post pictures of Elvis, Marilyn, or Einstein either. They're dead too.

  • mtella88

    #5 – I miss some good hover hand pics!!!

  • psully23

    #15 is the dick towel. Hilarious. And #12, I'll be a douche to be at that party

    • you are right

      ooohh pasties!! #12

  • Pip

    I think you should only call someone a douche by the way they act, not they way they look. A bunch of my friends look like these people like #10 and #16. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

    • Detoxyn

      Maybe you sir a douchebag, might I suggest a 12 step program to help you with that. Or at the very least put on your big girl panties and grow the fuck up.

      • Pip

        I'm guessing you got picked on in school? I sense hostility.

    • Craigery

      Or maybe your friends are douchebags.

      • 09438u

        the irony of this post is that most of the people scrolling it are huge douches. there's nothing douchy about wearing a site's logo like a walking billboard, and spouting "chive on" like you've got a case of tourettes syndrome, amirite?

  • hank jackman

    #7 Good god look at the female douche in the middle

    • bbqboobs

      I'm pretty sure that's John Travolta from battlefield earth.

    • smh

      from left… Disaster with pickle jar: Snooki wannabe, Douche with headphones and spikey hair: Pauly D wannabe, Douche who thinks he has big muscles: Ron wannabe… everyone wants to be a jersey shore train wreck

  • Hymen Vagistein

    False, it's not impossible at all. You just say, "One large coffee please." If you're ordering a mocha nut chai latte…well, friend, I have bad news. It's not the saying the order aloud that's making you a douche bag, it's wanting it in the first place.

    • SumCat

      Yup. I just say "I want a large black coffee" they tell me that's a Venti, and I say okay. Pretty simple.

      • rabble

        They gimme that crap also. Just like when ordering a burger at a fast food place and telling them "No mayo, please" and they reply "It don't come with mayo," then terrific, I don't have time to memorize what comes on each combo at different places.

    • steveholt007

      you beat me to it. I too refuse to play the made up size game. men don't order skinny soy vanilla mochalattes

    • nathan

      Couldn't have said it better

  • soda pop

    I think guys that wear scarfs look like douchebags……

    • tater

      and pussies

    • Andy

      False. I wear a scarf in the winter because Chicago is cold as fuck and waiting for a bus can be torture at 7 a.m.

      • dooosh

        the line between douche and manly all comes down to functionality

        • 098J

          pretty much this. that's why people that have hand-set attachments for their smartphones that are actually BIGGER than the phone are huge douches(see Lenny Kravitz).

    • 3564

      like John. you don't get any douchier than wearing a t-shirt and a scarf. like john. he looks like a douche, is what i'm implying.

  • Bexter

    Oh god!!! These people exist!!! God help us all!!

  • Anonymous

    They’re probably related to the situation. They should all have their asses kicked!!

  • etcrr

    #14 #24 the ultimate in douchebags

    • dooosh

      #24 you're skinnyfat bro

    • Sleep_Salone

      Stan_Dalone…the authority in douchebagery.

    • A Vet

      Don't be so modest Stan. You're the biggest douche on here since HHNF/ Beau Young.

    • ReallyStan?

      You calling someone a douchebag, thats funny Stands_Dalone

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