Let’s have a post for the douchebags (29 Photos)

  • Funk Monkey

    Who the hell let the douchebags in?

  • Nick

    will it ever stop

  • peterjames

    #17 RIP Mask, definitely not a douchebag.

    • Craigery

      If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

      • Dick_Hammer

        or if it looks like shit and smells like shit…..

  • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

    ahh douche bags and the women who love them

  • Berto

    #25 just order coffee, men have drank it for years!!! WTH is so hard about being a man and drinking something that has a bitter flavor and bite

  • jamie

    #25 just order a fucking regular coffee, douche

  • Anonymous

    Agree with peter. A little odd, but 17 was a cool dude

  • MigraineBoy


    If you're a real guy, you drink coffee. Not that gay starbucks crap.

    • Exploratree

      Or a cuppa tea

    • JAFitC

      And if you're a real guy with a sense of humor, you order "Just a small black cup of coffee" for the reaction you get.

      • Rahm Emanuel

        racist retard!!!

    • josh

      i don't know….Starbuck's coffee is pretty strong

      • B.F.M.

        Well looks like you need a dose of man the f up.

      • Starbucks Sucks

        ……………………………………………………………………….get the fuck out. NOW!

    • Brian

      Large black coffee works for me. But that's only when Starbucks is the only coffee around.

      • rabble

        I hate them also, but the worst part is how long you have to wait for a black coffee. Even if there are only 3 people in front of you in line it will take more than 5 minutes due to their "iced whatchamadiggers".

        • wantomas

          Grandpa? What are you doing here?

    • bbqboobs

      I always order a small, medium, or large. Then they usually come out with their "Did you mean Venti?" crap, whatever the f*ck that means. And then I'm all like, what the f*ck is a venti? This is America speak American.

      • Underbaker

        Just say you're welcome and let them figure it out.

      • chickendinner

        Did you mean grande? Is that the size in the middle? Yes. Then you knew what the fuck I was talking about didn't you.

    • oliverklosov

      Hahaha..I was just gonna say the same thing..well put!

    • Craigery

      Starbucks is really strong. If you drink something weaker, maybe YOU'RE gay?

    • ImpressMe

      If you're a real guy you don't care what people think about what kind of coffee you drink…..or refer to things as "gay" that you don't like.

      • thedude325


        • the other OTHER Jen

          you're all gay and you all like your coffee like you like your men, dark and STRONG

          • Dick_Hammer

            You forgot BIG

            • the other OTHER Jen

              exactly. i hate men with big penises, which is probably why i find you so attractive.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      "I like my coffee like i like my women, hot and without a penis."

      • AnthonySyl

        i was thinking in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey

      • Buzlll

        Hot,sweet and blonde,Without a penis.

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 1, Coffee

      There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.

      White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.

      If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.

    • Itsgoodbut

      I just order a large coffee, When they say,Oh,you mean Vente or some shit,I say,Whatever,Just give me a large coffee for fucks sake.

    • Andrew

      which starbucks has so your logic is flawed

    • MattKL

      If I have to get coffee from Starbucks, I always order "Small coffee, black" then laugh at the confused look on their faces.

    • 4millionbillion


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506382745 Matthew Cornell

      If your a real man you drink what ever the hell you want to drink.

  • passwordistaco

    #2 and #4, Glamour Shots for douchebags?

  • Dan

    #18 How Fucking Dare You!
    #22 That's girls underwear, my girlfriend has the exact same pair.

  • That Guy

    #16 not a douche. Just an average looking guy smoking a cigar. Something I frequent as well.

    • CarnivorouZ

      Agreed, he's a friend of mine from the Army. That was taken while deployed to Mosul, Iraq.

    • BaseballRube

      You can't dis on Dirtbag's. I was at UofAZ for buisness trip and stopped there for a burger at lunch $2 beer and one of the best burgers I have ever had. Great deal and good food, nothing better.

  • ndnbarn

    #25 Medium-Bold-Coffee and done.

  • 817-chivette

    There all GAY!!! Asshole mania…

  • Bryan

    Forgot to put a pic of lmfao in there!

  • Derp

    #25… try ordering a "coffee"

  • Herp Derp

    #7 3rd from the right… is that Liono?

  • misschris

    #24 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I hope this fool makes this his Christmas card.

  • Randy

    Half these guys are just fags lol. And half the douches are somewhat faggy

  • crimtide

    #25 and that's a very good reason to never use starbucks again

  • Kate

    #15 DICKTOWEL.COM! ahhhh Yesssssss [before Mac got fat..]

  • nomoreporkers

    haha douchebag #23 has like 260 bucks is that really worth taking a douchbag picture over

  • EeeK

    Wow that dudes got like $200!!!! hes a high roller…

  • Anonymous

    #17 – poor form chive…love the shite outta ya’ll…but poor form…

  • http://gravatar.com/allbetzroff allbetzroff

    #2 “come at me bro”

  • Anonymous

    I agree with trainer. Tapout crew is definitely not douchbags. They are game changers and pioneers of mma.

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