Oh shit! (31 photos)

  • john


    • Crobli1


    • Pepermunt9

      sad people still exist…

  • misschris

    #15 Bill fuckin Murray – sexy beast

    • Aykroyd is better

      The whole Bill Murray thing is overplayed and isn't funny. Get a life you dumb hipsters.

      • Tuff Guy

        How can you compare Aykroyd to Murray? Filmmakers still want to work with Murray. Nobody wants Aykroyd or Chevy Chase's fat ass anymore. Just compare apples to apples with their films. No comparison. No Oscar noms for Aykroyd. And his fucking name is hard to remember to spell.

        Oh, and hipsters and Bill Murray have have ZERO relation.

        • Joe

          Let's see…
          "What About Bob" vs "Doctor Detroit"

          They are both great at playing idiots because it's not a stretch for either.

        • The_Dood

          Unless they knew him before he was famous…

        • RandalGabesters

          Don't talk shit about Chevy Chase, he's still hilarious in the Community

          • Fred

          • Guest

            You forgot a word, I think you meant "Don't talk shit about Chevy Chase, he's still hilarious in the Community THEATER"

        • VanIsleChiver

          You're both fucked! Neither Akroyd or Murray came close to John Candy !

      • Brian

        Lighten up, Francis.

        • passwordistaco

          Ha Ha!

        • Laurent

          Nice work.

      • deeznuts

        I agree. Please let go of your man crush.

    • Tyler G.

      I could recognize that smile anywhere! 😀

      • misschris

        You mean my smile, or Bill's? 😉

        • Tyler G.

          I'll leave that up to you, Darling. 😉

          • Bill Murray


    • Dalton

      one movie title to end all doubts about Bill Murray and hipsters, Where the Buffalo Roam…. gg

    • JDW

      Marry me! (not bfm, misschris)

  • Rodd Hungwell

    #2 needs a date

    • Spaz

      Needs to check out the sexy chivers…

      • Zoophilia

        I have the weirdest boner.

    • thom

      The way he is eyeing the person taking this picture, I would say he has found one.

    • thewiz


    • Underbaker

      So how many people started hearing AC/DC sing Big Balls in their heads as soon as they saw this pic? #2

    • Biggus Diccus

      Andrew Zimmern would love to take a bite out of those

  • Rob

    #15 Bill "F"ing Murry

  • mike

    i guarantee #14 chases me in a dream tonight.

    • beasty

      Thats Gary Busey's daughter

      • VJ_1

        Amazing. Well done, sir.

    • thrillho

      she sure looks happy

    • hMMMM

      looks like she has some kind of mental retardation. Way to go, Chive.

    • funkrushing

      Looks like it's related to #9

    • DerJöe

      she eats souls

    • Hungryhippo

      It's Yolandi

      • samcro

        she is your butterfly

      • VanIsleChiver

        it's … PAULA!!

    • Makes No Excuses

      kill it… kill it with fire

    • r00s7a

      That's what all children look like to me…

  • Tyler Durden

    You ever notice that those chicks from theBERRY adds look like whores?

    • billy


    • oiueg

      i agree.

  • sdago25

    I really want a Dr. pepper 10 calorie for guys now….

    • JAFitC

      I've had one. Meh.

    • Billy

      Phenylalanine is a hidden danger to anyone consuming aspartame. FDA is feeding us this shit in everything so they can keep making new drugs to fix the problems the other drugs are causing. Fucking brilliant. Useless idiots.

      • Craigery

        It's all tied to 9/11 and the Elders of Zion.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #30 #31
    This will be milked for the next fifty years.

    • SDC

      fuck off

      • CDS

        …said the dickhead.

    • toph

      no doubt. eff those kids.

  • Bud

    So in 2030 are these two still going to be putting their fingers in each others mouths? At what point does it get creepy? #31

    • Del

      Anytime after "now" is when it will start to get creepy.

    • Joey


    • ned kelly

      It`s gonna get creepy when they go out to chat up women and start to use this as a pick up line..!!!!

  • wells11490

    #20 now cut out steve irwin and bring him back to life

    • hMMMM

      that is actually a freshwater sting ray which was caught somewhere in SE Asia. Dude's name is Zeb Hogan…he travels the world to find local fisherman and takes pictures with their catches. He's definitely no Jakub Vagner or Jeremy Wade (I'm into fishing)

      • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

        so he just shows up and takes the photo like he did something?….Shits weak dude

    • ROK247

      i don't think the sting ray ate steve though…

      • Vitali

        It stung me in the heart when he died.

      • ReallyStan?

        You really dont get humor do you Stands_Dalone

    • samcro

      chive find her (the video of steve irwin)

  • C-DERP

    #22 Detroit vending machines

    • Chivacy Please


      • VanIsleChiver

        any/all States?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Meanwhile, in Chernobyl…

    • Hunter X

      he's not THAT tall. standard doorway is 6'8. there's 4 maybe 5 inches above that…shoes with heels. He's 7', 7'-1" tops. Low ceiling. Nothing more.

      • travis

        I am 7'1'' barefooted

  • The Truth

    #27 – looks like a trippy sex toy

    • Ron Jeremy

      Nature's 'Shocker'

  • Jack

    I dont get it. Bieber is only a mildly okay looking chick, why does everyone like her so much?

  • stickeys

    #25 Damn It, I'll fap in the sink then.

    • thangers

      University of St. Andrews knows the target audience.

      • bodhi1990

        wow, Can't believe my university made it on the Chive again. St. Andrews is also the place where you get a free shot of whiskey with a haircut.
        (This is fake btw)

    • Master-B

      #25 because we all masterbate when were bored!

    • Johnny doogood

      and commit a health code violation?

    • Hunter X

      University of Michigan had something similar posted that went around the 'net a year or so back….

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      They should change their motto to "From first to forearm"

  • The Truth

    #2 – He was originally casted for Van Wilder but they felt the dog was a better fit

    • Backwards Bandit

      @The Truth

      that bull really needs to get laid or rock'n'roll BALLS TO THE WALL AC/DC ha ha ha

  • awsome-o

    We really do love chicken nuggets in Pittsburgh.

    • a black guy

      that was in NY u fucking retard

    • Darkside

      I had a feeling this was the Burgh. Thats why I eat my chicken nuggets on Carson.

  • not important

    #30 and #31 mind blown

    • welshist

      Really? 4 years on and the children have fucking grown? OMG OMG

    • UR dumb & here's why

      So does your mind get blown also when you watch harry potter 7 right after you watch harry potter 6?

    • swenka

      What is this from? I guess I don't get it… >.>

    • truth

      typical dumbass chiver.

  • Parkourdd

    #1 thats what happens when you eat tooooooo much spices

    • Radam

      I think that was over in detroit a few years back. If it was the one I'm thinking of, it melted the bridge!

    • Underbaker

      And this is what happens when you eat the Naga Viper. #18

  • dr313

    #3 and #4
    Photoshop much?

    • heywoodjablowme

      wow… fucking brilliant observation.

    • Marcelo

      It is fun to see #4 blinking! Trying to spot just one of them

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #20 I miss the Crocodile Hunter

  • dr313

    make that # 14

  • Lannister

    Stare at #19 too long, then the ray in #20 moves

  • Thomas

    yo! stare at #19 for a couple of seconds then scroll back up to #18. it's pretty cool

    • awsome-o


    • Chris_Mason

      On WEED!

      • Spiccoli

        seriously dudes…you DO understand that some of us show up to work high, yes?

        now i can't get any work done because i'm staring at 19

    • maxpain

      on jeffrey !!!!

  • Pat

    #14 is my girlfriend and I promise that she has grown into her teeth. And definitely looks got in yoga pants.

    • Pat


    • Dorkfish


    • Christy

      Tell her to send in a recent picture!

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