Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

    First! (Had to do it!)

    • That Guy...

      changed the profile pic I see. nice throw off.

      • Eh.

        a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do….

    • Bullwinkle

      No you didn't. You could have said something witty and funny instead, but no you didn't.

      • truth

        man, you're the WROOONG site….

  • Rollout25

    #20 I will do whatever the boobs tell me to do

  • Jason

    cannot resists… urge… to FIRST

    • Jason

      FUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • http://tagnbag.org ImAwesome

      Ah but you're not first, so your last.

      • Ratta

        He's not even that, he's just lame, like your face.

      • UrNotAwesome

        You fucked up the second "you're"? Really?

    • Sluttypanda

      If you even get an urge in the first place, that should probably tell you, "hey, there's a good chance I'm an attention-seeking tool"

      • The Chivery

        He's a Chivette?

        Chive on!

  • Fizzel

    SO much for being first for my b-day wish

    • SammyBoy

      Thats what you wished for…….?

    • Ratta

      Of all things to wish for, you wished for that…that is why you do not get nice things.

    • etcrr

      first of all happy B-day, second you need to change your priorities

      • Sleep_Salone

        First of all, fuck you Stan. Second, you need to change your name again.

      • ReallyStan?

        Thirdly you need to change your diaper and maybe try some adult ones next time

      • Forever Alone, Stan?

        Fourthly, fuck off Stan.

  • James

    #25 "the fuck is this!"

    • caleb

      haha, stupid little dog is stupid.

  • hater

    #7. I would devour that.

    • Me :)

      and then if i was hungry i'd eat the food…

    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      Sweet! Fish and Tits…err I mean fish and chips.

    • lulz

      I would drench that in tartar sauce

    • Seen It before

      Fingerlickin gooooood

  • beat rice

    #13 "wait for it, wait for it, now-oh shit!"

  • Rollout25

    #14 They are Preeetaaay good at comedy

  • Me.

    #4 "white people crazy"

    • etcrr

      NO, that's crazy people, all different kinds of people do this type of shit

      • ReallyStan?

        Wow you missed that joke completely didnt you

      • 4joeri

        especially white people. it's no coincidence all the people on jackass are white, and the guy that died by planking from a high-rise apartment was BIG SURPRISE…..white.

    • hMMMM

      is that a ninja cooking???

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1306794685 Michael McCloskey

      that shit cray

    • Jules-CO

      Stangely every time I see this photo I can't stop thinking how cute those shoes are….At least he has good taste in shoes! Lol

    • Miso

      oh the extent…..

  • Hilife

    Boner Alert! #20

  • Robozombiejesus

    #10 Hopefully this man keeps cyanide tablets in his beard

  • MattKL

    #23 Is it just me or does that look like Tom Hanks?

    • Robozombiejesus

      The Sig is Hanksy

    • stumeister

      Was going to paste the same thing! Explain what Tom Hanks has to do with it?

      • MattKL

        Just looked like him to me. Also, I don't know who Hansky is.

    • Just sayin

      looks like a young Bob Hope to me

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "We have very weak trees"

  • Ghost

    #1 was taken in Annapolis, MD it made the front page of the newspaper a few days ago.

  • Too Blunt?

    #10 I'd like to think this is how she would look if she took my penis down…

    • Ratta

      so she'd be biting it….

    • Guse

      Really? I've never heard anyone express any sort of sexual desire at Ke$ha before.

      If dirty girls with frumpy butts are your thing, man, more power to ya!

      • JT Mo-Nay

        doesn't matter. had sex.

      • 0-34

        she's straight up built like a man. nasty.

    • sparky

      So…your penis hangs from your chin like a beard?

    • KindOfLikeDickCheney

      I was implying that she'd have a mouthful of bush -_-

  • IAmADolphin!

    #19 WANT!

  • Sean

    #17 Calvin would be proud

    • MigraineBoy

      This one is from an animated short by Don Hertzfeld. Funniest cartoons ever!

      • Pokepoke

        For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeeediiiiiing

        • pen15

          I am a ba-na-na!

      • Zaedrus

        Wondered if anyone else would recognize this gem! LOVE the snowman version!

  • Rollout25

    #3 Wait they give out trophies for 4th place?

    • Ratta

      Yeah the kid that came fifth must be really pissed off

      • Derpking

        Think about it dude, if there's a 1st, a 2nd and a 4th, there has to be a 3rd and a 5th. I didn't realize symmetry was a hard concept.

        • KingDerp

          Think about it dude, the kid that came fifth has got to be feeling more gutted than the kid in fourth.

          Didn't realise simple logic was a hard concept.

          • lonin

            Think about it. Most races only have 5 people in them. Everyone got a trophy. At least this kid realizes that it's bullshit.

            • Jordan

              everybody getting a trophy…. thats whats wrong with MMERICAA!!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      It's the "everybody is a winner" generation. Same reason all the OWS people feel they are entitled to stuff.

  • Dantheloser

    #5 Is that for the zombie apocalypse?

    • Wet_tosti

      Every day i'm shuffeling!!

    • Fizzel

      It's a makeshift snowplow….

      seriously not everything created is for the fictional zombie apocalypse.

      • Dantheloser

        Oh, yes it is!

        • SoCal Val

          Okay…how is a dildo used against the incoming zombie apocalypse?

          • flosen_one

            easy, just sharpen it up and then replace it with a minigun…

          • Dantheloser

            Well, as a club, obviously. Have you not seen Saints row 3? If it can be used against whores, it can be used against zombies.

            • The_Dood

              The double header was in GTA : SA

          • sadman

            Insert dildo in zombies mouth and since they lack the self awareness to pull it out, you now have a non-biting zombie. Ball gags work better, but are harder to apply. None of this was inspired by my wife finding my chest of dildos and ball gags.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      Judging by the snow in the background of the picture, I'm going to say no.

      • SoCal Val

        Have you not seen Dead Snow…there be nazi zombies in there.

        • Dantheloser

          Huh, there actually is a movie called Dead snow… I thought you were making that up.

        • Mmm_Ciao

          No, I have not. I just used Occam's razor and came to the conclusion that it's more likely that person made that to help with the snow and not zombies.

  • SNoopKeed

    #19 reminded me of south park when randy turned into a dolphin

    • Benny

      It was't Randy. It was Kyle's dad, Gerald.

  • sshuggi

    #7
    10 minutes later… Oh look, fries.

    • lonin

      I know, I couldn't take my eyes off that luscious, golden mass of fried fish either.

  • n word jim

    #12 must resist over used penn state joke

    • roclawzi

      The original exchange on 8 out of 10 cats that this was stolen from was hilarious

  • Whosthatguy

    #6 I think he missed the Hogwarts Express

  • moar boar

    Nice to see she's getting omega oils into her diet 😛

  • drewsmalley24

    #7 so much right with this photo I can't stand it

    • Guse

      You've got to be English.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        fish n tits?

        • pojm

          already done.

  • Eh.

    #5 meanwhile in Alberta…

    • http://www.tsn.ca/ CalAb13

      LOL coulda used that guy over the weekend

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