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That’s one way to land a job (1 HQ Photo)

December 8, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, High-Res, Interesting

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One of the better job applications I’ve seen in a while….

Category: Awesome, Funny, High-Res, Interesting

DrROBOTO

a lot of work for 6.50 an hour

texasaggie2005

But a lot less work than signing up for welfare. More power to him for working, instead of sucking at the public teat.

H-town

You probably voted for that prick Perry, didn't you?

The Big Machine

Chive, why can't I 'Like' texasaggie2005's comment more than once? Also, well done to the dude getting a job and not being OWS jerk-off.

http://www.fifthonthefloor.com Tar Tarlton

Yah, statistically the majority of the OWS jerk offs are full-time employed, and the majority of those that aren't full time employed are part time employed. It's something around 13% of them aren't and the American unemployment rate is somewhere around 9%. But hey, thanks for perpetuating corporate stereotypes.
I'm with you man, I believe that American political policy should be overwhelmingly influenced by corporate money over democracy.

rabble

I would agree with so much more of what you say if you were not such a cunt. I know ad hominem, but it is the truth.

03_SE_XTERRA

minimum wage is $7.25 in the United States…go back to Russia you commie!!!

Savage

$8.25 in CA, where i believe this place is located

bixby

minimum wage is $9.50 in Canada, get your facts straight

Pop Tart

Ya might wanna look that one up bixby…There is no "Canadian minimum wage," it's done by province, and with my magical powers of deduction you are from either; BC, NB, or Sask….

And to all ya'll bitching about citation, here it is! http://canadaonline.about.com/od/labourstandards/…

Anonymous

Being that he’s a saints fan I ‘ll say its in LA
Glenn

Then why is his Outlook set up for Eastern Standard Time???
Herp McDerp

yes because all people that live in CA are saints fans…. hmmmmmmm
Theo

No, I live in cali, I've only seen Five guys on east coast [VA and NY, GA, NC thats it] i don't know if they're in the midwest

El Sancho

There are 30 in the Southern California area. http://www.fiveguys.com/locations.aspx?fAddress=9…. Try googling it before you post.
lala

they're in ohio

sdago25

Nissans suck!

Alpha0010

Good for you? (@sdago25)

Craigery

Writing an email is a lot of work?
guest

Lol,
just push the button and the robots deliver their usual bullshit
phdonme

I commend Five Guys for making a effort to at least hire someone fun…..
Obama

6.5/h is better than NO fifty an hour.
Daniel

MERCIA

All methed up

2 bad I can’t read Any of the text becAuse I can no longer make the screen bigger on the mobile site I guess it’s to strong-arm people to buy the app but not gonna happen chive you guys seem very money hungry and petty as of late

Nerfherder

Cocaine and hookers aint cheap bro.
okayawesome

Why would you start an internet company? Hmmm? Why would you… oh, to make a shit ton of money!
Jack_LeMac

it's called a business, they would be crazy to devote the time necessary to keep the site running and constantly adding new content if they weren't getting something out of it

The Dude

Mastadon Kicks Ass!
Merde

That octopus has no friends.

Todd McAwesome

The app is free dick-face.
http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

Dude. . . It was like $1. You cheap bastard. Then again, I dunno how much meth $1 can buy. . .
CactusJack

yes, heaven forbid they make you shell our a whole $0.99 for the full version of an app they took the time, effort, and expense to design
asdf

Guess you should go join the "occupy" folks. Remember, profits are bad bad bad!

Smitty

He IS occupy folks!

Legitjoe

Here take some of these > , , , . .
Craigery

First-world problems.
bMoles

God people like you suck at life. Its called making money and its the way of the world. If you dont like it then you are more than welcome to fuck off.

Smitty

But, It just isn't fair! This poor F–K–R can afford a monthly phone bill, but can't buy an app to a website! Have some compassion for this dude! He is freezing his a$$ off in some tent in some park in some city for the Occupy cause! He should get a participation award for all his trouble! They are fighting for an internet tax so the government can subsidize Chive for those less fortunate, like this a$$douche!

poop face

I'm with you

http://twitter.com/MissRachelJane @MissRachelJane

Congrats
KyleGoldstein

FTW
Chris

Didn't find it that funny.

skittles

Agreed. He sounds like a dork.

thechevron

agreed, wasn't funny at all.
Jack_LeMac

I was gonna say maybe it was a lady, but he used the phrase "burger man"

ssstoopid

The fact that his unfunniness (is that even close to being a real word) got him a job is really the only funny part.

TheGrkMan

Nope, still not funny.

johnny chimpo

let's face it, we can't all flip burgers

cocksucker

Whoa, you regurgitated a line from his resume. Chimpo gets a banana.

Pablo

Whoa, you don't know the difference between a resume and an e-mail.

jimbojones

You should apply to be his manservant. By employing you, he could save thousands by correcting potentially costly mistakes like this.

Ian

Well deserved. More jobs should be hired on this basis. Personality goes a long way.

The Big Machine

Yeah, thing is though, that people can be personable long enough to get through an interview and still be worthless. It's definitely worth looking over a resume carefully and calling references. Even if it is for a burger joint. Just sayin'.

cenzo

Hmm don’t have to be that funny to work at five guys then
b0ils

8th!
taylor

that was really funny
http://www.facebook.com/mcprice83 Michael Price

Who Dat?……Priceless
http://twitter.com/Briggy81 @Briggy81

Five Guys is freakin amazing. Love that place. Love them even more now that I know they hire like this.

Whiskey Pete

In N Out is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. Not even close.

http://twitter.com/Briggy81 @Briggy81

Negative. In and out sucks. Jack in the crack is better than in and out. I never liked that place. Shitty little burgers and little piss ant fries. People only like that place because of the secret ordering system, which is cool, but it didn't win me over.

Smitty

You guys! All fast food chains suck bacon greese! There are way too many ma and pa shops that run circles around any $7 burger at a fast food joint. Locally we've got Stellas, Tommy Collinas, and Dinkers! So next time your in town for some college baseball check them out! But I'm sure if you look hard enough, there is one in your hood too!

transvestite

gusta pantalone ?????
http://www.tube8.com Ass_Face_Fart

THIS IS FUCKIN' AWESOME! Good job on getting the job and NOT taking welfare .. I sir, will be doing the opposite.
lovebeingachivette

this is hilarious and I love it.
http://theflintskinny.blogspot.com/ TheFlintSkinny

I was "meh" until I read, "My spaghetti sauce can also double as a fajita mix. Just so you know." I don't know why, but that line got me. I'll take a double bacon cheesburger with lettuce tomatoes, grilled onions, jalepeno peppers, and A1 sauce, please.

http://theflintskinny.blogspot.com/ TheFlintSkinny

Oh, and some cajun fries.

Tom

spelled balogne wrong

Tom

Ha! So did I. …great times.
Chris

Spell Check this . . . . JACKASS!!

http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos

I really hope this was at my Five Guys in Baton Rouge seeing that he's a Saints fan and there are no Five Guys in NOLA.

Glenn

Probably not, as the guy's Outlook is set for Eastern Standard Time.

Slappy McGee

His Outlook isn't set in EST, it's the time on the craigslist ad. Learn the game.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=40802718 Scott Stewart

There is a Five Guys on the Northshore in Covington

Matt

Who cares if it's for a burger flipping job, this guy is the man.
Shane

LEGEND

ben

wait for it… keep waiting… i hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is dairy

http://twitter.com/MattMC53 @MattMC53

Thought this was funnier before i saw "WHO DAT"…forever scared by that as a Falcons fan…
KyleGamgee

Doesn't matter. Got job.
LOL

He should walk in during his first day of work dressed like a wigger…That would really blow the owners mind!
Yak Surfer

That's a great line. Had me right there.
MacNCheesePro

You are now part of the 1%

Craigery

5 Guys pays seven-figure salaries?

MacNCheesePro

Yup! But like he said in his email: " we can't all flip burgers"

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