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December 8, 2011 |
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One of the better job applications I’ve seen in a while….
Category: Awesome, Funny, High-Res, Interesting
a lot of work for 6.50 an hour
But a lot less work than signing up for welfare. More power to him for working, instead of sucking at the public teat.
You probably voted for that prick Perry, didn't you?
Chive, why can't I 'Like' texasaggie2005's comment more than once? Also, well done to the dude getting a job and not being OWS jerk-off.
Yah, statistically the majority of the OWS jerk offs are full-time employed, and the majority of those that aren't full time employed are part time employed. It's something around 13% of them aren't and the American unemployment rate is somewhere around 9%. But hey, thanks for perpetuating corporate stereotypes.
I'm with you man, I believe that American political policy should be overwhelmingly influenced by corporate money over democracy.
I would agree with so much more of what you say if you were not such a cunt. I know ad hominem, but it is the truth.
minimum wage is $7.25 in the United States…go back to Russia you commie!!!
$8.25 in CA, where i believe this place is located
minimum wage is $9.50 in Canada, get your facts straight
Ya might wanna look that one up bixby…There is no "Canadian minimum wage," it's done by province, and with my magical powers of deduction you are from either; BC, NB, or Sask….
And to all ya'll bitching about citation, here it is! http://canadaonline.about.com/od/labourstandards/…
Being that he’s a saints fan I ‘ll say its in LA
Then why is his Outlook set up for Eastern Standard Time???
yes because all people that live in CA are saints fans…. hmmmmmmm
No, I live in cali, I've only seen Five guys on east coast [VA and NY, GA, NC thats it] i don't know if they're in the midwest
There are 30 in the Southern California area. http://www.fiveguys.com/locations.aspx?fAddress=9…. Try googling it before you post.
they're in ohio
Good for you? (@sdago25)
Writing an email is a lot of work?
just push the button and the robots deliver their usual bullshit
I commend Five Guys for making a effort to at least hire someone fun…..
6.5/h is better than NO fifty an hour.
2 bad I can’t read Any of the text becAuse I can no longer make the screen bigger on the mobile site I guess it’s to strong-arm people to buy the app but not gonna happen chive you guys seem very money hungry and petty as of late
Cocaine and hookers aint cheap bro.
Why would you start an internet company? Hmmm? Why would you… oh, to make a shit ton of money!
it's called a business, they would be crazy to devote the time necessary to keep the site running and constantly adding new content if they weren't getting something out of it
Mastadon Kicks Ass!
That octopus has no friends.
The app is free dick-face.
Dude. . . It was like $1. You cheap bastard. Then again, I dunno how much meth $1 can buy. . .
yes, heaven forbid they make you shell our a whole $0.99 for the full version of an app they took the time, effort, and expense to design
Guess you should go join the "occupy" folks. Remember, profits are bad bad bad!
He IS occupy folks!
Here take some of these > , , , . .
God people like you suck at life. Its called making money and its the way of the world. If you dont like it then you are more than welcome to fuck off.
But, It just isn't fair! This poor F–K–R can afford a monthly phone bill, but can't buy an app to a website! Have some compassion for this dude! He is freezing his a$$ off in some tent in some park in some city for the Occupy cause! He should get a participation award for all his trouble! They are fighting for an internet tax so the government can subsidize Chive for those less fortunate, like this a$$douche!
I'm with you
Didn't find it that funny.
Agreed. He sounds like a dork.
agreed, wasn't funny at all.
I was gonna say maybe it was a lady, but he used the phrase "burger man"
The fact that his unfunniness (is that even close to being a real word) got him a job is really the only funny part.
Nope, still not funny.
let's face it, we can't all flip burgers
Whoa, you regurgitated a line from his resume. Chimpo gets a banana.
Whoa, you don't know the difference between a resume and an e-mail.
You should apply to be his manservant. By employing you, he could save thousands by correcting potentially costly mistakes like this.
Well deserved. More jobs should be hired on this basis. Personality goes a long way.
Yeah, thing is though, that people can be personable long enough to get through an interview and still be worthless. It's definitely worth looking over a resume carefully and calling references. Even if it is for a burger joint. Just sayin'.
Hmm don’t have to be that funny to work at five guys then
that was really funny
Five Guys is freakin amazing. Love that place. Love them even more now that I know they hire like this.
In N Out is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. Not even close.
Negative. In and out sucks. Jack in the crack is better than in and out. I never liked that place. Shitty little burgers and little piss ant fries. People only like that place because of the secret ordering system, which is cool, but it didn't win me over.
You guys! All fast food chains suck bacon greese! There are way too many ma and pa shops that run circles around any $7 burger at a fast food joint. Locally we've got Stellas, Tommy Collinas, and Dinkers! So next time your in town for some college baseball check them out! But I'm sure if you look hard enough, there is one in your hood too!
gusta pantalone ?????
THIS IS FUCKIN' AWESOME! Good job on getting the job and NOT taking welfare .. I sir, will be doing the opposite.
this is hilarious and I love it.
I was "meh" until I read, "My spaghetti sauce can also double as a fajita mix. Just so you know." I don't know why, but that line got me. I'll take a double bacon cheesburger with lettuce tomatoes, grilled onions, jalepeno peppers, and A1 sauce, please.
Oh, and some cajun fries.
spelled balogne wrong
Ha! So did I. …great times.
Spell Check this . . . . JACKASS!!
I really hope this was at my Five Guys in Baton Rouge seeing that he's a Saints fan and there are no Five Guys in NOLA.
Probably not, as the guy's Outlook is set for Eastern Standard Time.
His Outlook isn't set in EST, it's the time on the craigslist ad. Learn the game.
There is a Five Guys on the Northshore in Covington
Who cares if it's for a burger flipping job, this guy is the man.
wait for it… keep waiting… i hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is dairy
Thought this was funnier before i saw "WHO DAT"…forever scared by that as a Falcons fan…
Doesn't matter. Got job.
He should walk in during his first day of work dressed like a wigger…That would really blow the owners mind!
That's a great line. Had me right there.
You are now part of the 1%
5 Guys pays seven-figure salaries?
Yup! But like he said in his email: " we can't all flip burgers"
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