The ‘unimpressed astronaut’ meme (20 Photos)

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  • Mack318

    Yet another 20 reasons to make me feel like ive done nothing productive with my life

    • Mr. H

      you should add some of the ones they make fun of such as skydiving, climbing the everest, etc… ain't that a bitch?

    • caleb

      Don't worry about it, your life's good. You'd have to be retarded if you actually thought they landed on the moon. Never happened, no way.

  • Madstone

    first goes to crazy people

    • Madstone

      first to respond to a thread?
      try first on the moon
      wow you thought you were going to be original

    • Bullwinkle

      Nope sloppy seconds, just like buzz aldrin.

  • The Foley

    For some reason all I can think of now is if my phone can somehow get me to the moon…

    • Tyler Hobbs

      There's an app for that.

    • wrangler86

      it cant

      • thedude325

        They said the same thing to Neil Armstrong….

    • coach

      I'm sure Branson's working on the app…

    • TiminPhx

      It can get you a pizza and you can watch porn on it. Screw the moon.

    • GernBlansten

      Well first you have to jailbreak/root it. Then you need to install the Saturn V Rocket app. You might also want to look in to an Otterbox Case.

      • @danieljillm

        Done…now what?

        • GernBlansten

          Well a link to a cracked version of the Saturn V app would be nice.

          Also, you will need about 5.92 million pounds of RP-1, LH2 and LOX. And a REALLY long stick lighter.

          • eff you

            You made that shit up

            • GernBlansten

              Of course you are right. You can't buy a stick lighter that long.

  • frankus

    #4 LOL owned

  • Moony


  • Quickr

    If only they landed on the moon :)

    • uncle fisty

      if only your dad pulled out….

      • Bruno

        +1 Internets for you sir!

      • Dick_Hammer


      • this guy...

        Or his mom swallowed him instead…

    • MattKL

      Not sure if trolling or fringe wacko.

  • quickdraw

    I wonder how many astronauts joined the 250,000 mile high club. It was an 8 day ride in a really small space after all

    • miles.v

      and you have to remember that all astronauts in the Apollo missions were men.

    • cheezman100

      Be careful with those kinds of accusations, Buzz Aldrin might sock you in the face.

    • Jackked

      0. remember they were hooked up to monitors the entire time. A rapid increase of heart rate would have been noticed immediately and questioned. Plus these dudes were MEN.

      • Craigery

        Oh, that's right! They were men, and men can't have sex with each other!

        • driz

          correction, men SHOULDNT have sex with each other. its wrong, YEP I SAID, ITS WRONG

      • ChipChiperson

        They put the 'astro' in astroglide.

        • Boom

          Well done… well done…

  • MigraineBoy


    • Slappy

      Agreed. I was tired of it by the 3rd one.

      • Tom

        3rded. when is the chive actually going to come up with something on their own?

    • mouchette


  • James Gibbins

    I laughed. Especially #10 and #16.

  • johnny blaze

    I went to the moon once…… than I took an arrow to the knee.

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  • Anonymous

    250000 mile high club eh?
    + three men in a capsule
    Umm I think I will pass on boldly going where no man has gone before

  • ...

    Hate to break it to you guys but you cant actually see the great wall of china from space. #12

    • Kaos

      yeah, that's what the "up close" in the meme means

    • wrangler86

      it can be seen from earth orbit, but not from the moon.

      • Nro87

        You can't see it clearly from orbit. The Great Wall is less wide than most highways on this planet, so it is very hard to discern from the rest of the terrain. Just look up a satellite view and you will see that it is almost impossible to find with the naked eye.

        • kyle ktown

          the great wall is visible but its not JUST the stone wall its on a strand of mountains. when they say they can see the great wall from space they arent actually referring to the 10 ft or whatever wide stone walkway

          • Bob25

            10' wide but looking at it from the side maybe with throwing a shadow, might look like a string from across the room.

        • Like you know.

          Spoken like a true astronaut.

    • pirateluke

      Maybe they had a telescope?

    • Commando00

      The last time I was in space I saw it pretty clearly…….

    • Colleen

      I think he was saying must have been cool to see the great wall up close . . . but probably not as cool as seeing the moon up close . . .

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Cause you've been to space right?

  • klutch touch

    Its not that I question whether man landed on the moon. I just don't think the moon is real.

    • Ratta

      That is just one step dumber.

    • Quickr

      Yup, just another theory that blind people won't consider. David Icke explained it well

      • LizardKing

        David Icke thinks the world is controlled by reptile people that can shape shift. Fuck off

    • jonathan

      i don't believe in the moon either, i think it's just the back of the sun.

      • knickerbocker

        yes yes yes yes scrubs

    • Herby Sagues

      Yes. All the sheeple think those cardboard pieces they put up in the sky are the real moon. Yankees mined all of the moon decades ago!

  • Cthulhu

    Seriously the best post in YEARS chive!

    • GTox

      Agree More Astronauts

  • torc

    #3 this reminded me of the time in physics class when i suddenly realised we were legitimately doing rocket science, as said that, and my mate next to me said "yea, but it aint brain surgery", and somewhere down the row we hear 'ROCKET SURGERY!!" and the whole class just cracks up, including the teacher… ahh, the memories…

    • HEAT

      … guess you had to be there


      ahaha yeah i remember, can u remember me? john? from math oh hai

    • Herp the Derp

      Cool story, bro.

    • Craigery

      I bet that story's a hit at parties.

    • HUH?

      tell it again…….

    • truth

      who says chivers aren't funny?

  • TommyB

    #5 lol. I'm starting to love these things.

  • B Line (@asylumstudio)

    How quaint…… Lol

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  • OHChivette

    #9 Really love these!

  • Craigery

    #2 Had gay sex on the moon?

    • DavidMJost

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • Brian

      Rule 34

  • Craigery

    #15. Maybe so, but I can fill up my tank at any corner gas station for $30. How 'bout you?

    • Endo

      Where you getting a full tank for $30. Take me there.

    • Primer Gray

      I doubt any astronaut paid anything for those tanks of gas.

      • Troll_the_World

        Some paid with their lives! Damn you …

    • ReallyStan?

      Thank you Captain Obvious

    • Nasa Fan

      lol you paid $30 for your tank, cool story. Your taxes paid for his.

  • JohnnyRugby

    #15. KM? This is a 'Merican space man. We aint got no KM's.

    • Thibault

      Nope. NASA is using the metric system like the rest of the world except USA and Liberia. American/ Imperial system is so confusing..
      "My car gets 40 rods to the hog's head, and that's the way I likes it!" WTF ?

      • JohnnyRugby

        I agree it's silly, but I figured the joke about using metric to begin with was better than pointing out how poorly the math was done. That is, unless they stopped to fill up a few times along the way.

  • Ryan

    #13 Claim to have been to the moon but don't know the difference in "then" and "than".

    • Ron

      Actually in anything medical or scientific (astronomy) they use metric. Americans too.

  • oliverklosov

    This is cool, we need posts more like this. Do one about our Veterans!!!

    • Craigery

      Ooh, ooh, do me next!

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