Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (40 Photos)

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  • riley

    #25

    Honestly, I wouldn't do it. That dollar amount hasn't been invented.

    • Whiskyb

      Not that I would be scared, I just prefer a 5*

    • Brother Maynard

      You'd be fine, a few shots of 151 and sweet dreams.

    • ===D~~

      Where and when bro?!?!

    • CHiver

      Pussy

    • Jesse

      Challenge accepted. Give me the address and a dollar amount.

    • JOHN

      fuck that i'd do it for free as long as someone took care of the transportation costs

      • JOHN

        i kind of want to buy it and refurbish it. Where is this? (providing it stays vacant until i get enough money about 20 years)

      • truth

        x2. Looks like it would be worth it just to say I did it. Where is this place…urban exploration is needed.

      • John

        Ditto. Sounds like fun.

    • MattKL

      I'd do it. Slept in worse and scarier places.

      • JamesBoned

        I slept with Paula too

    • fourbeermilky

      Where the hell is this place? That looks like it used to be one awesome house.

    • Jag

      Boom! Old abandoned school located in Irvington, NY. Chive meet up tomorrow night.
      http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2011/12/bennett-sch

      • Jag

        Scratch that, Millbrook, NY. http://www.opacity.us/site11_bennett_school_for_g

        • fourbeermilky

          The time period definitely explains the awesomeness.

        • Ken

          Cool website. Of course, the town wants to tear it down to promote condominium development.

    • hayden

      i'm so down, i wanna explore!!!

    • Peggz

      Stay in it!!! I wanna fucking own it!!

    • Dude

      This place is creepier and actually haunted http://www.forgottenusa.com/haunts/NY/9257 plus it's not much further from the Millbrook place.

    • naluukti

      looks like it's right next to the golf course…sounds like fun!

    • Please

      One night? Fuck that. I want to buy it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174890319 Matt Moore

      LETS SET UP A CHIVE PARTY THERE!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174890319 Matt Moore

        Where You Fall will play there and get as many bands to play there as well!!

    • SJay

      Weapons, holy water, a Bible and thermite grenades and i'll do it.

    • josh peters

      challenge accepted

    • ben

      I'd happily stay there as long as i had a sleeping bag and a pillow and my camera.If anyone is prepared to pay for my travel over there I'd be happy

    • Nicholas

      I'd do it, itd be freaking awesome as hell

    • mike elias

      I would most certainly do it . . . for a non refundable fee. No question. Call 402-960-4600 ask for Mike

  • asdf

    Those nude Lohan picks weren't half bad

    • Bluto

      No, they were all the way bad. Anything related to that freckled meth addict is. The fact that Playboy was willing to shell out a cool $1 mil to support her drug habit just confirms that that magazine is dead. Pass.

      • asdf

        It sounds like your disapporval is based on your disdain of Miss Lohan, not the enjoyableness of the photos, photoshopped or not.

        • JOHN

          i thought she was hot. kind of a fitting homage to Marilyn Monroe ie the drug habit. I mean if people can find the Kardashian skanks hot, why can't i find the methhead hot?

          • Chivalrous

            After getting professional makeup and hair treatment, having a photoshoot, followed by photoshop, Kim Kardashian is still an ugly bitch.

          • mouchette

            Def. hot

      • truth

        They were photoshopped so much it might as well have been cgi. I thought Playboy tried to take pictures of the women before they became total drug addicts and implode.

    • Knathan

      Its amazing what they can do with photoshop these days.

    • The_Dude

      a cool $1 mil and no vag shot? seems weak to me.

    • Kodos

      Playboy hasn't been worth a shit for years.
      Articles that actually interested men and classy women professionally, artistically photographed have been replaced by bullshit political activism and shallow, vacuous whores digitally altered out of reality.

      • akon

        doesn't matter had sex

    • Brian

      Link or gtfo

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Damn, turd.
    #40 the ass is too damn high!

    Hugs,
    Paula

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 found my new home.

    • Undershooter30

      You mean #25 dont you? haha

      • Brother Maynard

        Decent fixer upper.

    • Wilson

      if you insist, Tom Hanks

    • yup

      #18 You should see a doctor about those freckles, looks like way too much time without a uniform and without UV protection.

      #23 Looks like a shitty boat anyway. Insurance will pay 50 $.

      • transvestight iyt

        yeah real shitty boat, looks like a real dingy boat yeah

    • Say What?

      Where is this? Bora Bora? Fiji?

  • paulson

    #40

    Sarah Jay, I tip my Santa hat.

    • sorry sarah

      am i the only one who thinks she doesnt have a nice ass? i mean cute face and nice slim figure but….

      • 0484

        agreed.

    • Broioioing

      Sarah Jay, I Santa hat my tip…

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #9

    Looks legit

    • bill

      there's princibalities involved

  • mr obvious

    Hell ya I'm on the first page

    • mr obvious

      Ah thats sum bolshit. I've been minused.

      • FAGGET

        MOTHERFUCKER

    • Dirty Dingus

      #24 Love those green eyes.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #34 That is a 12 car pileup of hot.

    • mikey

      First, she should select some thigh-high's to cover that hideous tattoo…

      • Jak

        My thoughts exactly

        • Daxter

          Agreed.

    • lazy emloyee

      looks like she went with the blue ones…

    • fan of rabbit

      Rabbit, i vote for none next time. Also, screw ^^^ those guys, I think your tattoo looks sexy as hell!

      • DMAC

        Well screw you too. That tat is ugly has hell. Just like your face.

    • Jon

      If she couldn't decide then she shouldn't have worn any at all.

    • bob

      need more pics of her T(at) & ass

    • Biggus Diccus

      But the hideous leg tat was a no brainer?

    • DoomsDayDub

      Umm, go commando, duh! Now get back in the kitchen!

  • DrROBOTO

    #1 either wrong angle….or I'd keep that info to yourself

  • Canadian Chiver

    #1 Nailed it.

    • dbar

      so close…yet so far.

  • HobbesTiger

    #1 How big did you say your penis was?

    • Wet_tosti

      He's jerking of a ninja!

    • Ckusse2011

      DIS BIG

    • jaime

      LMAO i was about to post the same comment for that pic HAHAHAHA FAIL

  • Anonymous

    Panda bears.

  • MAX_POW

    DAR is very late today!!!…but you are forgiven cause #28 and #34

    • ===D~~

      #28, Gemma Atkinson, btw.

      • asdf

        Weird, I really want a Guiness now.

      • Kurt S

        I want them both…

    • mumbles

      she should really let that guiness sit for a while…. god I must be gay for noticing!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1558662384 Theon Doran

        Cloudy Guinness, rokkie mistake. She is forgiven tho…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1558662384 Theon Doran

          *rookie

      • fox

        that's the 2nd thing i noticed. she's gonna be pretty damn gassy.

  • forrester

    #34

    I thought about this quite a bit and I think you should choose the NONE panties.

    • asdf

      I mean, you can pretty much see everything anyway. For some reason that tiny string adds some sexiness.

    • Alejandro

      I agree

    • spinal tap

      none more black

  • CHiver

    #40 Happy friday Chivers!

    • Blow Me.

      #34 you're gross. gtfo.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #2 Women generally consider that rude.

    Hugs,
    Paula

    • asdf

      shut up paula

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Why?

        Hugs,
        Paula

        • LOOK

          PAULITA, HAVE YOU SEEN LG NAKED!

          • asdf

            Lame copycat is lame. Hands off our troll.

    • Commando00

      Usually only if you say it once……..I'd say triple it any time after Oct 31st and you're good

    • Green Giant

      Those damn pimps and Santa Claus stole that line from me, the bastards…

  • milehigh1990

    #27 If you look REALLY closely, there's a baby in this picture

    • Whale Vagina

      holy fat hands!

      • Jack_LeMac

        i lol'd

    • MAX_POW

      and if you look REALLY REALLY REALLY closely, there's a fat woman with huge tits in that picture. I love huge tits!!

    • Mo'Phat

      Judging by the size of the kid and all the damn hospital tags, she just gave birth and those are yummy milk jugs. Also, a nine-months along mother isn't exactly svelte. Looks just right to me.

      • Mo'Phat

        PS – Congratulations!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

        Agreed. My wife was actually pretty thin when she was induced. All the fluids they pumped in gave her a slightly swollen appearance. She could barely smile!

    • Kodos

      … and he's thinkin' "lunch"

    • dadad

      lucky kid.

      • Tomas

        DAMN lucky kid. 😉

    • MDW

      Or you'll notice that the boobs belong to a fatty.

    • Shmash!

      That kid will be obese by the age of 4 months….

    • abc

      FATTY FATTY FATTY

      • Def

        ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

    • monkey sampan

      Soon…

    • Smitty

      "Hooray for pregnancy boobies!"
      "No, their for the Baby."
      "No! Please no! Let me play with them too!"

      You can also tell who is twelve in this thread.

    • guest speaker

      Pregnant boobs are HOT boobs! Love to see them swell up!!!!

  • that guy

    #34 id buy that for a dollar

  • Thomas

    Nicely done

  • asdf

    #18, #34 JFC

    • asdf

      #28 not 18

      • Brother Maynard

        Nothing wrong with #18 mate.

        • asdf

          correct, just not what i intended

        • Smitty

          #18 Better be damned careful or they just might find themselves facing 'Conduct Unbecoming' charges.

    • BOX

      First Ive ever seen JFC used, and it couldnt have been used any better.

    • tim

      army navy!!!!

    • lkj

      DUDE THIS IS FUCKING…DISGUSTING!!!!

  • Undershooter30

    #25 Hows about……… Gofuckyourself

    • Matt

      Dare me!? What's the big deal? It's just a big old house. No problem.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I would, that place looks awesome!

    • Smitty

      Challenge Accepted.

      Where is it? All you non-pussies are invited.

      • Guest

        Bennett College. Millbrook, NY. Google it. There are lots of pictures. I used to live near it.

  • jamesjackson4

    #9 It'd be a lot cooler if you did!

    • Slaterson

      Nice!

  • Yessirr

    Late DAR = I didn't leave work early as planned.

    • asdf

      They make computers that you can take home now.

  • keithp420

    #20 i see what you did there…

  • jamesjackson4

    #13 IT"S A MIIIIRRRAAACCCCLLLEEEEE.

    • MAX_POW

      The rational explanation is that the guy has only one leg, which will allow him to play in any "special game", but in here we are not thaaat rational, so……ITS A MIRACLE!!!

    • Jag

      Maybe he got hit by a bicycle and got unparalyzed? Hey, it happens…

    • JRA1234

      It looks like Quad-rugby. You have people with different degrees of mobiliy and are rated level 1-5 each team is only allowed so many number of points on the court at one time. It does not preclude people whom have substantially recovered from their injuries to the level of being able to stand. One of the most violent sports on wheels.

    • truth

      Murderball!!!

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