Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • rtaylor12

    #27 Be strong LJ and Family… so sad when so young

    • Niko

      Wish her the best of luck 🙂

    • therealguy

      Don't just comment… DONATE!!!!

      • Brain Reality

        She's going to die anyways. At least she's young enough where they can have another one.

        • Jules-CO

          So being that young makes her life worthless? I hope you never reproduce…..Heartless bastard.

          • http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_world

            I HOPE YOU never reproduce, because OBVIOUSLY you are too stuipid, along with any children you may breed, to realize this asshole is troling. All you do is give attention to it.

            SO FUCK YOU, and please sodomize your pee hole and/or your falopian tubes with a hot poker stick, ass hat.

            • Buster Douglas Fir

              We need the trolls… they balance out the Chive and prevent it from being overrun by self-congratulatory assholes.

              • Aldus

                I hate to admit it, but Buster's right. The fanboys are even more annoying(and FAR more nauseating) than the trolls.

    • afewlittletrysts

      what an adorable girl. If I know anything about Chivers, it's that they know how to care about a good cause. Good luck LJ we'll all be sending you our love and support.

      • Jason

        stock photo…. trololololol

        • trollface.jpg

          hahahahhaha awesome. so awesome. … still sad. but awesome troll.

    • https://www.facebook.com/LoveForLilee Cody Hughes

      Hey all you Chivers and Chivettes out there! Little Lilee is my mates daughter and she is freaking adorable! I e-mailed theCHIVE today asking for a shout out and they answered the call! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE follow the link download the song from iTunes or find someway to help these guys out, it would mean so much. Also, "Like" https://www.facebook.com/LoveForLilee to keep up to date with everything that is happening with Lilee. Hey, maybe theCHIVE will send her a shirt…*wink*. Cheers

      • http://www.facebook.com/ Tara

        this is the cutest little girl ever. its the saddest thing to know that such a young person has such a horrible thing happening to her. i wish her all my luck and know that she is in my prayers.

    • Prokop

      oh my god since when internet is about helping other people?this sucks.

      • Nammer

        Uhm… Why do you think the internet was started in the first place? So you can watch your porn?

        • The_Dood


        • God

          you've been using the internet wrong.

    • bad pants

      It's a scam!

    • http://twitter.com/viperspd @viperspd


    • aaron garcia

      i wish u the best little girl. i will pray for you. i want u to live a full life and experience all that most have

    • The Real Cure
    • TylerG_76

      It's a terrible disease that no one deserves to face, especially this young. I hope that with the generous help of The Chive and us Chivers, she'll continue fighting strong as she already is, and her family as well. ❤

      • John & Leo


        • Buster Douglas Fir

          Hahahaha… I often think that these are ploys that tug on chivers' heartstrings… while really they line the pockets of the chive elite.

          • Average Chiver


    • hMMMM

      Just wanna apologize to this girl's parents for all of the jackasses on this site. Can't believe the number of insensitive remarks regarding this pic…wtf? Just imagine if that was your daughter.

    • http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_world

      KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON, little one.

      I hope to see you live and make it to the SCOW one day!

      God Bless and Good Luck!

      • Paulie D.

        "little one"? ARE YOU A WIZARD??

    • SomePeopleAreIdiots

      Best wishes to LJ and family…and what the %#@ is up with all the asshat trolls on this thread????? Go be a waste of oxygen somewhere else and leave this little girl's family in peace.

  • MattKL

    #11 Meanwhile in Texas…

    • Borracho

      It's called an art car. They have a parade of them every year in different cities across the country.

      • JHL1

        I'm bad art.
        And you're good art.
        You're a goody little two shoes…
        Goody little two shoes – Goody little two shoes.

    • lulusmommy

      it's actually Virginia. I see this guy driving around here all the time. you really need to see it from the front though!!!

  • Rollout25

    #24 Life finds a way

    • geez

      Fu*k Jeff Goldblum

    • Kodos

      I'm fairly alarmed here..

    • Joeyk

      I refuse to believe youre not familiar with the concept of attraction..arrrh

    • Sonoran Desert

      Must go faster

      • Simon

        Boy do I hate being right all the time!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1102047130 Thom Stokman

    #15 Haha awesome

    • F pugs

      I hate pugs

  • stranger

    #4 what cant asians do?

    • Jim


      • stumeister

        hahahaha WIN

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

        ahh beat me to it

      • R2GFan

        My thoughts exactly.

        • uhfegr

          wow. you bastards are that proud of being that unoriginal?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Pronounce their L's.

    • Craigery

      Be bad at math or science.

    • KingDerp

      say hello without it sounding as herro.

    • LOlol

      lose to white people in anything besides being retarded.

      • LOlol

        and swimming. that's it.

      • BigHate

        I think WWII Japan would disagree.

        • Joseph Stalin

          i think one white guy dying from planking on a building makes it about even.

          • A White Guy

            Actually, I think that by itself puts us waaaaaay behind…..

    • MylesofStyles

      As advanced and on the cutting edge of technology as they are, they can't seem to figure out how to remove pixelation from porn.

      • Sangaran

        Ya, fuck the stupid law!

  • Rollout25

    #8 True Story Bro

    • Big_Curt

      Every Girl "Im not like every other girl"

    • Tomas

      Line 2 for Lies Girls Tell is wrong. They say they DO suck dick and that they like it… and then after awhile they just stop, and tell you they hate it.

      • sdago25

        F'n right!!! The old bait and switch scam.

  • Charlie_Cheen


    Because he's the hero PITT deserves.

  • saucypants

    #15 It’s exactly what it looks like.

  • olviia

    #2 actually "I don't suck dick" is more like the truth. A lie would be "I'll still suck your dick after 6 months together"

    • olivia

      oops, should be #8

      • KingDerp

        how did you get 2 and 8 mixed up there?

        • derp explained

          they're inversely related on the keyboard numbers on the right versus on the phone

          it's a rather easy mistake to make if you use the numberboard on the keyboard…that plus if you're high

      • Mr. Wiggles

        No…she'll definitely suck SOMEONE's dick, just apparently not yours.

    • Ander

      that hurts my feelings

    • pufffdragon

      Yup, yours is the truth

  • olivia

    oops should be #8

    • sllimcat

      glad i am not the only one who has done this , this week 🙂

    • Vulva

      Stupid cunt.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #10 Not sure if hipsters or Canadians.

    • Dave R.


    • clue

      Could even be hipnadians.

    • Big_Curt

      That would be an awesome tree if it didnt belong to those weirdos

  • chiveworth

    #1 as designed by Dali's grandkid

    5# It's official, there's no way to make them snappers look friendly

    #6 Chief Brody to dude: That's a bad hat

    #27 Be strong little one, all our wishes and positive vibes go out to you

  • chetvik


    gotta donate now

    • anervusguy

      $50.00 here. Unfortunately, that's all I can afford right now.

      • 9890

        better than these other asshats….

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #23 Nightvison baby w kungfu grip.

  • blub_glub

    #25 greatest bff tattoo evurrr

    <img src="http://www.fssb.lt/images/avatars/zdarov2.png&quot; />

    • varlotto

      Pretty sure they are boning BFF's

      • blub_glub

        doesn't matter, had sex.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000373224424 Jonas Moon

    #27 I don't see the awesomeness in this

    • Keeny

      Warning. Warning. Debbie Downer/ Troll/ Buzz Killington Alert!

      • maritime-academy

        its cus your a dumbass

      • Tuscan

        you're an idiot.

    • BigCharles

      you're a jackass. sincerely, society.

      • nemesis

        So you're saying he's a jackass for NOT thinking a little girl with cancer is awesome? Get a grip.

        • 0498

          don't bother. chivers will type something retarded then thumb you down when you point it out.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            I thumbed you down for pointing that out.

            • Brother Maynard

              I thumbed you down because I felt like it.

    • Jay Ell

      You're missing the point–it's an opportunity for CHIVERS to BE awesome, by helping a little girl achieve AWESOMENESS by beating cancer.

      I see what you mean; a toddler with cancer is a gut-punch (to anyone with half a brain and a smidgen of humanity); but she's a cute little girl and you can be awesome by helping her.

      And in 5 years, it's be COMPLETELY AWESOME when her parents post a picture of her being cancer-free, happy, and healthy.

    • Grodon

      Go easy. I agree not awesome. Little angel should have her own post.

      • Buster Douglas Fir

        I think that what the OP was trying to say, but peeps be all taking things out of proportion.

  • Robozombiejesus

    #1 Fucking dammit Ikea…

  • Robozombiejesus

    #5 Thailand, the home of ladyboys and pandagators.

  • Bill Murray

    #24 No more washed up celebrity memes, please.

    • TiminPhx

      Yes, that space could have been dedicated to a discussion say on Farm Subsidies.

      • Buster Douglas Fir

        As long as we're not talking Farmville subsidies

    • ImpressMe

      You are an imposter… Its "Bill FUCKING Murray"………asshat.



  • guest

    i think #16 misunderstood what a drive through is

    • Sally

      Fuck off, Stan.

      • etcrr

        sorry sally i like the cock

        • 85798

          everyone knows you're a cock-monger, Stan.

          • ust a number

            how long did it take you to find that moniker? 85798 tries?

        • ReallyStan?

          You like cock and you are Stan_Dalone

  • guest

    #23 PRAManormal Activity???

  • Petey

    no money = can't donate = feel like a dick
    stay strong LJ! #27

  • https://www.facebook.com/unbelievableflows Cameron Hoehn

    #22 guy lost a bet. It's intentionally terrible.

    • Craigery

      It would be even better if Centaur-Tebow was Tebowing.

  • sam

    #21 only works on mac noobs. you can.. (1) go into preferences and turn you computer off from receiving those signals. (2) sync your own remote so that your computer only accepts signals from your remote

    • Jay Ell

      isn't "mac noobs" redundant? I mean, macs are marketed as computers for people who don't want to learn how to use a computer.

      I can just imagine some hipster thinking to himself, "Sync my remote? My mac should do that FOR me!"

      • kw1q51lv3r

        either way, if you do pull it off anyway, you still bought an apple product.

    • Final

      You are assuming that the words mac and noob stop going together at some point. Lulz.

    • bisonbade

      still worth a shot…would be funny as hell

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