Paralympian un-paralyzed by crash (10 Photos)

(via NBC Sports)

  • nick


    • HUNK

      Very awesome. Best of luck!

      • Gibby

        Hmm its a miracle! or she was faking the whole time…..

        • Troll_the_world

          No women in general .. she was faking it. Crazy sluts.. can't trust things that bleed for a few days every month and never die.

          • ODB

            I'd like to give her something to feel below her waste.

            • ODB

              "waist" – sorry, had to catch the myself before the spelling police.

              • hMMMM

                "catch the myself"

                • JLR


    • mattythegooch

      She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

      • Frank

        Best line from a "Vacation" movie ever.

      • float

        brilliant, just brilliant

    • Nick

      unbelievable. anything is truly possible.

  • yourmother


    • Sucka

      ….goes the dynamite

  • Raliegh

    first, nice

    • Grodon

      go to Break. That's where the kids post and worry about who's the first to post. Oh, and you were third.

  • Charles

    Wow that's amazing, good things happen to good people hopefully she kicks ass at the olympics!

    • McG

      Mind = Blown

    • Frank

      I'm still trying to figure out how ankle surgery could result in paralysis from the hip down. Shouldn't she have just had some numb toes?

    • kidn

      "good things happen to good people"? that's not at all a naive statement.

    • Jan

      Well, the full story is even more amazing. The doctors decide to amputate one of her legs too after the operation. But she refused…

    • GayFag

      Well at least now she can kick!

  • nick

    oh ya and first !!!!

    • WAYD


  • 4nbstd

    kinda like smacking the tv when not working properly.

    • Lev

      Kind of cartoonish, isn't it? Like punching someone with amnesia and suddenly their memory comes back.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Does that work? I keep punching people that don't have amnesia and all that happens is I get rearrested.

        • Troll_the_world


    • BulletproofMonk

      That's it, I'm going to start hitting all the paralyzed people i see with my bike,

      they'll thank me later…

    • Just Sayin'

      If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

      If it is broken, try breaking it some more, and it might fix itself 🙂

    • Bob

      I was just saying the other day that kids today don't develop the skill-set of smacking a tube tv to get it to work…. kinda sad in a way

  • Brian

    Wow the human body is mystery! Great story!

    • Troll_the_world

      her human body is amazing .. I bet she can give the best handjobs …

  • Byrne0ut

    that is an amazing story. Best of luck to her.

  • alexjn1

    Great story

  • Crazy

    that's like something out of a cartoon , let's jut pray someone doesn't bonk her on the head & start the cycle all over again

    • andyg8180

      lol it was on Family Guy when peter hit joe with a sled and then he was able to walk, then his son hit him with a sled and broke his back again…

      • Eric

        Also there was the fight with the chicken when he said something like "Good thing he had an odd number of objects"

      • Ken

    • Lyrex

      "You remember Ruby Sue?"
      Frances: "Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, her eys aren't crossed anymore."
      Eddie: "That's something ain't it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don't know."

  • randomchick

    Miracles do exist!!

  • Brian

    Cool story, bro.

    • Tom

      Your a douchebag, bro

  • bodeman1329

    some things are simply amazing, this is one

  • etcrr

    Congrats, A miracle if there ever was one

    • Rujay

      You constantly make THE MOST worthless comments. Fuck off.

    • Sleep_Salone

      Stan, I know you've put a lot of effort into re-inventing yourself, but you may need to start over again. This time, pick a name we can all ridicule…the comments take care of themselves.

      • hMMMM

        I've tried getting him to answer a few times, but no luck. Pretty sure the goal in Stan's life is to have a great comments rating, as is evidenced by him clicking on every picture to leave a two-word comment, and this latest onslaught of generic commentary.

        • Brother M.

          lol what a sad fuck.

          • you're pathetic

            when you were around as stan_dalone, i didn't think you could stoop any lower than you already had. you're breaking new ground into uncharted pathetic territory. are you really denying who you are for the sake of your intensedebate rating???

            • etcrr

              you are after all entitled to your opinion. I am here and do make enteries to each post as I enjoy it. I am a retired postal worker. I have plenty of time on my hands. The intense debate rating is a side effect. How this effects me or others? I don't really know yellow is good and red is bad as far as I know. I still have no idea what I have done to raise your anger with me

              • 85798

                admit you are, and I'LL leave you alone.

                • dub

                  that's cute Stan. still gonna troll the fuck out of you.

                • ReallyStan?

                  Yeah by commenting of every pic separately – thats just sad and pathetic

              • ReallyStan?

                Right, you start every post with a lower case letter and make simple spelling errors like "enteries". The only person youre fooling right now is you. And if the the "The intense debate rating is a side effect" they why bother? Why bother to make an account and log in. Youre just a sad, delusional idiot

          • ReallyStan?

            Deny it all you want Stan_Dalone but one with half a brain would have denied it from the beginning or at least asked who we were referring to. You have done neither

          • Sleep_Salone

            "I am NOT the man you seek."…hahaha…Stan's trying to use the Jedi mind trick.

  • hugoboss

    She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know

    • JT Mo-Nay

      randy quaid ftw

    • John

      "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
      " Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark."

    • BleedC&B

      hahahahahahahahhahahahaha classic movie bros

      • Broseph Stalin

        fuck you bro.

    • pdiddily420

      Shitter's full!

    • Clark

      Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head stapled to the carpet, I couldn't be more suprised than I am right now. (Or something like that).

  • meat42

    God bless her. I truly don't know what to say. She made the most of life before, she will continue to do so.

  • TheAutomaticMan

    Congratulations hun. You are amazing.

    • Herp McDerp

      thanks, hun

      • TheAutomaticMan

        you're welcome babe

  • SpacemanSpiff

    Ja, deze dingen mogen soms wel

    Keep up the awesomeness

  • Turduckenn

    why do they call it an xbox 360? because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away.

    • Oddie Monsta

      Walking away would be a 180

    • JT Mo-Nay

      ….if you did a 360 and started walking, you'd still be walking towards it you fucking retard.

      • Sally

        it's called moon-walking, dumbass.

    • nice joke fail

      you would still be facing it if you did a 360 degree turn. If it was called xbox 180, then your joke would make sense.

      • Tim Tom

        never heard of "moon-dancing"? the chive is super white.

        • dcal4282

          is that like riverdancing? Or do you mean moon-walking, oh tiny tim tom

          • Tim Tom

            that's what i meant. thanks decaf.

    • Ryan

      old meme is old

      • Turduckenn

        cmon man it never gets old

    • Brutal Deluxe

      How many days in a row are you going to post this?

      • truth

        how many days are chivers going to post LITERALLY the same shit in the comment section? "MOAR", "well played, sir", "awesome post is awesome". oh the irony.

        • hMMMM

          how many more times are you going to point out that everyone here sucks at commenting? Besides you, of course…

          • Brother M.

            Well, he's right. The comments are pretty damn useless…..

    • The_Dood

      You are by far the most successful troll I've seen here in months. Saying the same thing over and over and each time you have at least three people fall for it. Fucking dunces.

      • VedHead77

        But you did it too…oh shit, so did I…Oh the HUMANITY!!!

        • Ryan

          The Game

  • Oddie Monsta

    Epic Win

  • scott

    Paralysis OWNED!

  • RCT

    That's Amazing! Very happy for her! Would be interesting if they could ever determine why the accident helped her. It could help others. This is a great post heading into the weekend.

  • Gee 2

    A truly inspiring story about the mysteries of life. That is a good pick me up on this Friday. Thanks Chive!

  • Ankur


  • winston

    thats awesome, what a relief for the cyclist who knocked into her!

    • Anaphylaxis

      Probably one of the only times where the offender in the accident is thanked instead of sued…haha

      • Brutal Deluxe

        It happened to me when I ran somebody over with my car, but it turned out they were a jerk.

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