Soooo…. you got wasted (36 Photos)

  • Anonymous

    Could I really be….

  • Simon


    • simple minds


    • jamater


    • mikey T

      you are awesome man….How can I learn to be a cool as you?

      • Simon

        Actually, I'm a worthless loser who stills lives in my mom's basement and I've never known the touch of a woman. I'm a stupid dipshit asshole who doesn't know any better.

  • walkingtheriver

    #12 I'm okay with this

    • jamater

      ya, I think I dont mind it either 🙂

    • Niggawithasmalldick

      Looks like she is on her period look at her panties

      • Matt

        that would be a pattern…

        • Bubba

          …and it wouldn't be pink…

  • Wet_tosti

    #35 she's sho hot, we had to put her in the freezer!

  • Turtle

    This is great

  • Trent

    #4 Chevy runs deep?

    • Not Trent

      And Dodge hauls drunks?

    • Matty Rochelle

      R they not just dumping bodys? look the deals being made in the background.

  • Durddy

    Didn't he notice that she stained his left leg already?

    • came too soon

      Didn't she noticed that he stained his left leg already…

      • troll

        Didn't you notice your spelling error before you posted?

  • cair23

    #9 I'll get sloppy with them anytime after checking their id's. Ahhh fuck it I'd believe whatever they told me.

    • Anon

      Find the one on the right !!!

      • @Seriousnessly

        Jennifer Garner.

    • Nicole Braley

      These babes are actually 21.. they are my dear friends xo

      • Matt

        Pics or it didn't happen

  • Caity

    #28 Hilarious.

    • fed

      now that's some tape you'll not be proud of…

    • Chris Yepson

      its amazing i have to do it now to my friends

    • Dan

      Finally something original.

      • mooseknuckle907

        I was thinking the same thing.

      • caleb

        Yup, this is a good time. Far better than the doucheness that goes with colouring on another dude.

      • patov40

        Agreed! Much funnier than that Sharpie thing per caleb.

    • Yup

      Thinking about how the first one who tries to move his hand will feel/think had me seriously laughing out loud.

    • mk529

      That was an awesome night at my house! You should see the video of them waking up attempting to pull the tape off simultaneously!

    • David Terry

      Aaaaaand whats the first thing every guy has to do every morning? Awkward toilet time inc.

  • kjwalle

    #12 I don't mind if these girls asks me to go out with them.

    • northerner

      nice crotch shot of her panties…got my attention…

      • sandi

        oh, there is a crotch shot? Thanks cap't obvious!

    • Nope

      Not gonna' happen fatty.

      • kjwalle

        Sorry to dissapoint you smartass, but i'm 179 cm tall and my weight is just below 70 kg. According to the body mass index I have a perfect weight.

  • BigRick69

    Great Post. I came buckets.

  • Sluttypanda

    #11 …is he crying?

    • Jake LeMaire

      Probably because he cannot make mac n cheese properly.

      • GuestLogin

        Seriously?!? How drunk do you have to be to fail at Mac & Cheese?

        • Jackelone

          Pretty drunk, I've been there.. lol

  • bkfrijoles

    #36 ive been there to often

    • Smitty

      I knew they made fitted sheets for a reason.

      • agnot clifton


  • BigCharles

    #7 Poor Guy, he's gonna feel that one for a long, long time…

    • iouy


    • Jackelone

      Hopefully fake, if not. Seriously messed up. He would be in pain for a week.

  • fgg

    #5 jackpot

    • Smitty

      cuse me miss. you ok? i get you anything? hello? i take you home?

    • Jenn

      That's actually not a wasted chick, it's from a video making fun of modeling poses:

      • Jackelone

        Good eye mate.

    • Sean

      Not a drunk, a still from an artists video taking the piss outta models. She's posing like a model and showing how stupid she looks. I stopped looking at these pics at that point.

  • hope

    #16 hes not even drinking it

    • Jerry

      I know, what a poser

    • Dnice

      Take the lids off, very un-chive worthy

    • caleb

      And a gay, man-duck-face. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

      • Anti Fag

        There is everything wrong with being gay.

    • Dave

      Neither bottle is cracked, false advertisement

    • patov40

      Please return your Chive shirts and report immdiately to either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle. You're just not ready yet boys.

    • windowlicker

      Hey douchebags, return those shirts immediately.

    • tony stert

      typical junior nation. go #14

  • Dan

    #14 Hipster can't understand why she's with that guy and not him.

    • transvestight iyt

      hipsters dont wear nike

      • Dan

        He's a wannabe hipster.

  • CalAb13

    #28 LOL ok thats a new one on me – cant wait to try it out!

    • MattKL

      I'm doing that at the next party I go to.


    Hey I made it , #16

  • yo mom

    #33 the walking dead

    • Agge Skov Larsen

      I am pretty sure that #33 is taken somewhere in Denmark, wasn't aware that we had zombies in Denmark 😛

  • transvestight iyt

    #21 driftin

    • ej$

      lol wth a cup on his foot

  • Franklin1138

    Props to #26…they've taken "let's draw on the drunk dude with Sharpies" to a whole new artistic level.

    • patov40

      Incorrect. Always a douche move. If you write on a drunk with permanent marker, may someone piss in your mouth.

      • The Real D. Nozzle


        • Franklin1138

          Guys, come on. I'm not commenting on the act itself…if someone drew on me I'd knock their block off.

          No, I'm commenting on the artistic skill involved. They could have just written "LOSER" in black marker on his face and drawn a cock and balls or something. But they took the time to use colour and shading and contour lines and all that stuff. They put a lot of work and effort into the task at hand, and I'm just saying they raised the bar for "draw on the drunk" art.

      • hMMMM

        eh….shoes are off, all is fair game. Looks like somebody was the go-to tablet in college…

  • thesauceboss

    – why is #15 so funny?

    • robbie_R

      He looks like Jona HIll

    • JOHN

      Because fat guy

  • nrvousbreakdnce

    #12 I am minding the wasted gap

    • jjjmc

      You have a keen eye, sir.. Didn't notice at first

  • haha

    soo…you got wasted….and what have you done……another case over……..and a new one just begun……

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