Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Anonymous

    So what happens next…. First?

  • sshuggi

    #5 My sentiments, exactly..

    • mihaisuzuki


  • hater

    #4. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

    • Don Rickles

      Sounds like the perfect backstory for a Skyrim character…

    • Jay

      Dr. Evil FTW

    • lamememe

      I used to make meat helmets, until I took an arrow in the knee.

      • Floopa_Joopa


    • Brad


    • fibonacci5150

      now we can put the whole animal to use whilst smithing, less an arrow takes to thy knee…

  • Patrick

    #4 And here I thought Skyrim couldn't get any better. But then it gets combined with BACON!!!

    • myself

      Ah yes, adventuring in bacon helmets was great. Until I took and arrow to the knee.

      • Rarrrr

        And then i took an arrow to the knee

    • guestyguest

      Actually I think it's prosciutto. But that's like italy's bacon, so it's all good

  • Divemaster

    Still wondering when the "late night" edition of sexy chivettes is going to appear…

    • KingDerp


      there ya go

    • giveahoefoundation
      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        link goes to nothing, but now im curious what was so offensive….

        • etctrrr

          LG naked.

      • patov40

        Willow took it down. Some dude in the comments clued her into it and it was taken off shortly after. Still a pretty lame-ass move from a fellow "Chivette". Willow doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb.

        • dub

          she's showing her tits too so she probably didn't see what the problem was.

  • Pokepoke

    #26 Plz donate for shootinglessons for whoever is shooting. Its important for the future of mankind.

    • Darkside

      Lmao. He was never in the cross-hairs…

    • KingDerp

      Stormtrooper was shooting at him

    • Hank

      Watch the movie "Next", then you'll understand why he was never in the crosshairs

      • rable

        watch the movie "Next" and you'll wish you were in the crosshairs

    • Floopa_Joopa

      Plz donate for acting lessons…

      • DrROBOTO

        Loreal….for men

  • https://www.facebook.com/jacobbradley Jake Iverson


    dont care, full tank

    • Wilkes

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • Picard_

    #10 'It's not going in our yard, Russ, it's going in our living room.'

    • Darkside


    • Tyler Durden

      Little full, little full, lotta sap.

    • Todd and Margo

      Bend over and I'll show you!

    • nixt3r

      "We're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny f-*-ing Kaye."

  • Mike


    Elmo knows where you live

  • Attention whores

    Google image search "lauren gentile pretty in pink"

    You're welcome.

    • saucypants
    • Darkside

      Ehhh….shes just ok. I dont get the hype. I wouldnt kick her out of bed, but ive had better.

    • You'reaDoucheNozzle

      You dicks are still on this. Leave the girl alone already. WTF did she ever do to you?!?!?!

      • Attention whores

        Ummm, she posted naked pictures of herself on the internet, and still continues to post semi-naked pics of herself. LULZ, she doesn't want to be "left alone" obviously.

        • Silky Johnson

          Nobody snuck up on this girl with a camera and started taking pictures. They're out there for people to look at.

          • Honkey_Kong

            So what, she has taken pics. Not a big deal. Doesn't mean that you have to call her a whore or a skank as you guys have been doing all weekend. Nothing like picking on a Chivette!!!! Way to go, dicks!!!

            • Curious

              Can someone fill me in on this? I've been away for a while and have no idea what happened. I see her blog is gone.

              • Honkey_Kong

                There was a nude pic that made its way to Tumblr and Chivette Willow re-posted it to her page and from there it blew up. And some people have been reposting the link from Willow's page and bashing Lauren saying she's a whore etc. Bashing Chivette's is just wrong.

                • luvinit

                  She used to grind our brains to a pulp by ranting about being decent and non slutty and her biggest argument was `that atleast i dont do nudes`. In yo face fanboys !!

                  • Sarcynic


    • thecorrectlink
      • what?

        She was both underaged and raped the day that photo was taken you fucking scumbag. Have some goddamned respect and decency. She didn't leak the photos, the stupid monster photographer did because she has pressed charges. Grow a fucking heart.

        • strychnine

          she was really raped or are you trolling dude??

          • truthiness

            No she really was, unfortunately.

        • Attention whores

          Tits or GTFO

        • big red

          Say whaaat? What is all this about then?

    • Monk

      Why does it bother people that she took nude photos? Why is it necesary for other people to call her slut or whore? If that's your moral opinion fine, but why the harsh judgment as though she is personally doing something that hams you?

      I think the fan boy obsesion with chivettes is strange, but I just don't get the satisfaction in being judgmental and mean to someone you don't know.

      • Monk


      • Attention Whores

        She has also criticized girls in the past for taking nude pics, and now it comes out she has nude pics.

        So the same criticism she layed on other girls, she is now having to face.

    • patov40

      Still on this troll boy? Thank you for once again proving yourselves to be the true attention whores. If the worst of what people are saying is true, you're complete degenerates who deserve serious pain in your lives. And if it was just something innocent that is regretable, well, your lives are still sad and lonely if ridiculing someone like this is your primary form of entertainment. Finally, to Lauren and any of her friends/fans, "Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter."

      • Settle down

        Yea, what an asshole. How dare he provide a link to a website! What a fucking scumbag! He "deserves pain in his life!"

        • patov40

          You mean do I think that someone who goes out of their way to viciously ridicule someone for the simple pleasure of hurting them deserves to have karma come back and bite them square in the ass and deliver the same kind of pain? Yeah, I think they deserve that. If someone innocently linked the pic thinking the subject wouldn't mind, well, they're an idiot, but that can get a pass in my book. But it seems like the majority of posters linking the pic are doing it maliciously. Those poster should reap what they sow.

          • Lucifer

            ….orgasmic pleasure?

          • patov40 97p

            I fapped to that pic several dozen times.

          • Settle down

            Welcome to the internet, d-bag.

            • patov40

              You might be too big a pussy to stand up for anything, but I'll go ahead and give my opinion on things like this. By the way, you want to know who uses the term "d-bag"? Someone too stupid to know how to spell "douchebag". Have a nice day douchebag! 🙂

              • Settle down

                "I am a great person because I anonymously take stands to protect attention whores from online ridicule. I am also a better speller than you! You abbreviated a word, so obviously you don't know how to spell it! Haha! I will now spell it twice to make sure you know how smart I am!"

  • Ciggy~Num~Num

    #11 nailed it.

    • Althing

      That's just Billy Joel out for a Sunday drive.

    • Lou

      ah newark, nj! when will you cease to amaze?

  • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard

    odd places to find those two

  • Art

    #23 please tell me I’m not the only one who would c this and piss in the tank.

    • big red

      yep you the only one

      • Darkside

        You are not alone. Some men just want to watch the fish eyes burn…

    • snowboardstud911

      You couldn't spell out the word see but you wrote out piss? Think of all the time lost not just writing p!

    • Ander

      amazing that there's countless pictures here people have sent in of themselves doing insane things and getting drunk to the point of unconsciousness, but he's the only one who'd piss in the tank

    • Huh?

      I'd give it an upper-decker.

  • pufffdragon

    #7 I think the sky is shopped on this one.

    • KingDerp

      Because you've seen a lot of shops in your time.

    • Ceige

      That's Longji in China. The sky is pretty much always like that.

      • Romaik

        It looks a lot like Banaue in the Philippines

        • Ceige

          A rice terracing somewhere in Asia?? I've been to a bunch…they all look really similar.

  • NightSky0

    #4 let the skyrim rants commence

    • combine017

      I used to rant about Skyrim, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      hmmmm Delicious Skyrim….

  • big red

    #11 holy crap #15 crazy #18 what a fkn piece of shit someone smash that mutha fkr

  • http://twitter.com/thetaletwister @thetaletwister

    #18 I give em car some urine..Cars love urine…

  • fapist


    modern man's foreplay

    • Jason

      gorillamask.net should be added between chive and porn

  • somebloke

    #20 WTF? I know pet snakes have to eat, but trapping prey in with predators is not exactly fair or natural.

    • Allie H

      They trap it in the wild, just in a larger area…Sorry.

      • ERIC

        ah fack i hate snakes

    • Machinist

      What gave you the delusion that nature is fair?

    • Pete

      apparently it's important to make snakes catch live prey when they're pets… i forget why… hmm. convincing.

      • Kitten

        Actually it's important to fee them pre-kill or frozen because if the mouse attacks the snake it can cause death, infection, or serious injury. I had a corn snake, he ate frozen like it was nothing.

        I am a certified Veterinary technician. I should know

        • LuvsHorror

          I tried frozen, but most of the time the mouse would fall apart. It was disgusting and even the snake didn't want it.

          • Kitten

            you didn't defrose right than.

    • ZombieStomper

      Hmm…trying to find a way to watch an animal die….Can you say serial killer in the making???!!!

    • Jewels

      some snakes refuse to eat frozen prey. The snake is just doing what the snake does by instinct. I personally wouldn't have a prey eating pet… simply because I refuse to buy pets for my pets to eat 🙂

    • radiodial

      Never saw the fun in feeding live captive prey to snakes. Had a roommate that used to do that. One sick dude…

  • Z_b

    #13 Nailed it

    • tralfaz

      Um, I was just looking for my car keys, nope not in here.

  • Yasir_Khan

    I fucking hate snakes. :@

    • naluukti

      You and Indiana Jones

      • big red

        A Shake Mom, why did it have to be a shake? I hate shakes Mom, I want a soda… Robot Chicken 🙂

  • mtk91

    #18 if he drank enough strong booze this might actually work..

    • KingDerp

      Except he'd be dead….

  • Noidios

    #20 Parkour rat is awesome.

    • Machinist

      I thought only Chun Li could wall jump like that!

    • 6655321

      What rat?

  • KakaiXero

    #20 This mouse earned his right to live.

    • Spt

      damn, that snake is slow..

  • naluukti

    Is it just me or is this a really early DMA? Not that I'm complaining!

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