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December 12, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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I know…..I try to hide from Mondays as well
#30 Reality successfully substituted
Yo #32 lmao ahahahahahahaahah. That is the funniest thing ever. Tears coming down my eyes. Can’t stop laughing at work.
#8 I don't know much about horses but if that was my dog as soon as she stopped she'd get kicked in the face.
#29 Yep… go Europe. Way to build a giant, government subsidized plane when the economic conditions called for smaller, fuel efficient jets (don't worry, Boeing took care of that for you). Also, good job on the giant bridge in the middle of nowhere. The beer is cool though.
#3 is not Irony unless the driver was sober. Irony is when the opposite of what is expected happens. If a drunk guy crashes into a DUI checkpoint, that is not the opposite of what is expected.
You're right that that is not in any way ironic. But I think your understanding of irony is a bit off. A sober driver crashing into a DUI checkpoint is not ironic either. Situational irony is when the actions of a person have the opposite effect of what was intended. So there is really no way crashing into a DUI checkpoint could be ironic unless you were crashing into the bus to avoid a DUI and it ended up getting you a DUI. I'm glad somebody at least pointed out that what was posted was ridiculously wrong though
#8 & #32 Both appear to really be enjoying themselves
I'd be checking every 5 seconds, just to be sure she's wearing her belt!
#11 It isn't semen, it's Fraud
This was going to be one of my all time faves. Full of super funny shit. Then I saw #29 and it kind of ruined it. USA super-sizes way better than Europe. Yeah we have more fat people and thats not cool, but at least we don't have a super-sized debt crisis. In yo face Euros. Plus the fatter euro countries arent much skinnier than us and part or the reason we are the fattest is cause we be the the richest, bitchez. And!, it wouldn't be very funny even if it didn't piss me off.
Ohh, so it is especially the rich people who get fat, since they can afford plenty of junkfood, right?
the minute i saw this,i just new there would be loads of insulted Americans who would reply to this…its a joke…get over it…i've never known a country that,unless you shower them with fawning praise,gets so upset and angry…are you all that insecure,you cant take a little banter
#19 Find Her!!
Sorry but I’m a pest management professional and that can not happen. Rodents will eat dead rodents, but never mate with another dead rodent. They know which is alive and dead, nice setup funny as hell, but can’t happen.
#20 Prefer BOSS And no it's not a joke in any form about my boss at work haha. No, seriously, it's not.
#22 My kind of squirtin' gal. FIND HER NOW!
#9 Vladimir Putin is going to far to show his macho side.
#27 it’s hot in those rhinos.
one of them is juicing
#8. Look at her….according to her she doing it right!
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