Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • Jason

    #50 I’m from Kentucky! Will you marry me?

  • hello please

    Got my KCCO shirt today. Envy me.

    • Dude

      #36 Wow, you would have your infant wear a shirt with 'blow job' on it. He will have great future with parents like that…

      • Dalton

        humorless twat. go back to bible study

        • dub

          he's not humorless. it's just not funny. it's just lame.

          • schnizz

            u apparently never had a blow job

            • nizz

              neither have you, if you think it's something to laugh about.

        • frank

          I love how you bring religion into this and then I bet you'll piss yourself if a religious person did it.

          • religitards

            fuck religious people. atheism is the one truth.

      • DaddyD

        I don't think he can read yet.

    • sandi

      me too!!!

    • OpMongoose

      I thought U a chiver. Not chiver we share.

    • timly

      i would, but i have a life.

    • ronnie clayton

      LOL, envy you for being an absolute sucker? Yous hould get a Bart Simpson "Cawabunga, Man" shirt too. Then you'll really be the bomb.

      • yup

        well put.

      • hello please

        Detecting irony is not your strong point is it?

        • bye now

          it's "sarcasm" not "irony". learn the difference.

    • swenka

      Actually got mine too! I completely forgot about it till scrolling the DMA, then realized it was 11:18 (9:18 there) and went quick!

  • hockett

    First

    • Seriously

      first to tell you "FAIL"

      • oi4u

        people like you are more annoying than the "firsters".

    • haha

      Obviously not. Theres a guy above you.

      • STFU

        I bet having 'a guy above him' is pretty normal for him.

      • STFU

        But I prefer having a guy IN me.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve had mine for weeks so no thanks

  • The_Stif

    #1 I must go… my leaves need me.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      oooorrr: "I always hated my neeeeeck"

    • Guest

      She must be the feminine form of American Badass!

      • 09u

        fag.

    • Ken

      "Did I move the rake?"

  • Dan

    #42 thats an invitation if i've ever seen one.

    • Hero Status

      Caro Wozniacki?

      • Merv the Perv

        That's what I'm thinking. She's my current tennis fave, but there's ALWAYS fresh ones coming in daily.

    • hank jackman

      She knows EXACTLY what she's doing.

      • Guesty

        So does the camera man lmfao

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      This will never get old

      • DrROBOTO

        when she raises her skirt and the camera closes in does anyone else hear the noise from metal gear solid when snake is caught trying to hide in their head?

        • 2BusyDoinItWithGirls

          If I ever played that game, that surely would have been hilarious to me.

  • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

    #37

    Santa should be slam dunking the gift over his sled and reindeers.

    • Collin Bristow

      Hahah unfortunately its Santa, not Blake Griffen

  • Csquaredapparel

    #5 Please give us MOARRRRRRRRRRRR

    • justaobservation

      With this girl you can do it doggy AND throw a leg over your shoulder AT THE SAME TIME. Awesome!

    • Dat Ass! = too big

      #5 > #21 While both flexible, the fit chick beats out the big ass, flat chested girl every time.

      • Radam

        yea, but how fun would it be to hit it in the pose…

      • qwert

        why cant i have both?

    • for real though

      we HAVE to see MOARRRR. Anyone know who this girl is?

      • Mick

        No, but it looks like it's in Queensland, Australia

  • Paggs

    #20 Been there

    • Brian

      Are there? Anyone?

      • Billy

        I usta do drugs, I still do but I usta too……………

        • Ledz

          Gotta love ripping off Mitch Hedberg jokes

          • USA! USA!

            take it easy on 'em. asking a chiver to come up with an original joke is like asking for the deficit to be fixed: perfectly reasonable, but it just doesn't get done.

            • Not a Politican

              And when an original joke does show up people bash it and the messenger; a cruel world

          • Billy

            If you don't know it's a Mitch Hedberg joke then I feel sorry for you. The funny thing is I say this to people that have never heard it and they look at me like I'm retarded. I say that's not funny and they say NO!

    • Dalton

      currently there

    • Baco

      Ever been so high you waited for a stop sign to turn green?

  • stickeys

    #7 Give gravy stained shirt to wife unit to wash.

  • laelow

    Dayyymmn !

    #5 FTW.

    • Radness

      I like her shoes

      • ?///?

        hell no. those things are tacky as hell.

      • chase

        what shoes?

    • Black6dog

      Fighter of the Nightman!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Image search #47 (what's her name again) without make-up. NOT right after you've eaten though.

    Hugs,
    Paula

    • Jack_LeMac

      And is that the blue label she's pouring? /love

    • fritz müller

      stop ruining our lifes!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well fuck you, that's what I'm paid for.

        Hugs,
        Paula

        • DrROBOTO

          what your paid for happens behind bus stops

          • Homeless on a PC

            ….sleeping?

        • Sonoran Desert

          Paula you bring nothing but joy

      • The Joker

        how can you ruin what the chivers don't have? lulz

    • JTHannigan

      Christina Hendricks.

    • Kodos

      when I'm drinking my scotch and her head is in my lap, I don't see her face..

      your point, Paula?

      • 45353

        you bastards try too hard to be funny/clever and ALWAYS fail. that's the only funny thing about it.

    • jjj

      without makeup all i would see are boobs

      • News2Me

        There was something other than boobs in that picture?

    • http://thechive.com cubicman

      want…

    • Allie H

      I searched. She looks human. But I guess you roll out of bed every morning looking ready for a Hollywood dinner party. Lucky you.

  • Nick_FTW

    #16 MOAR!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/Exile714 @Exile714

      Can she really be as perfect as my imagination has made her? I'm not sure I want MOAR. Oh, wait, yes I do.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #33
    This chick smells great…..how do i know?

    Smell these….

    • Mick

      Her name is Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen, a dutch actress. thank me later

      • Get a life

        who gives a shit?

        • Sarcynic

          This.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Calling her an actress is an insult to actresses.
        She's just famous for banging rich people and then stealing their furniture while moving on to richer people. I'm not even making this up, google it.

        Hugs,
        Paula

        • jorit

          not quite, she was famous first before the banging started. ANd she's not an actress but a tv personality, and quite a hot one (this photo of her as the 'Giro d'Italia girl' does not her good, but htere are plenty of MOARRR photo's of her.

      • true story

        Wesley Sneijder is one lucky bastard

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah, until she falls for some oil billionaire.

          Hugs,
          Paula

  • jlee

    #20 An I smoke that shit like every day

    • Googoo

      You want an award for that?

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #8 The video shows Tebow actually walking on water.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      He's also trying and failing to throw the ball into the ocean. What a weird player.

      • short round

        say say what you want about the guy but those girls are checking him out, so he deserves credit for at least that

    • BVLS

      The Chicks are definitely checking him out… And he knows it.. BadAss!

      • 4 Chan Admin

        obviously. of course chivers wouldn't know anything about that since they repressed those memories of their step-dads.

    • Borracho

      Karma favors him even more than the women do.
      Lucky bastard.

    • Fish On

      And by some miracle (not photoshop, of course) 6' 5" Tebow is smaller than both of these Amazon women.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        i would rape the shit out of him.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #10 After reaching infinity, Buzz found himself highly disappointed with the beyond

    • some-dude

      Uranus is a total shit-hole.

    • Mda

      "damn hit a black hole again!"

  • EasternCanuck

    #45 gonna need some clean shorts… lucky bastard.

    • MaddHatter

      My thoughts exactly…I felt sick and weak and i wasnt even in the car that poor bastard.

      • Ken

        But then #46 made me feel calm again.

    • Guesty

      Quick cool calm thinking saved that persons life!!! Keep Calm!! Chive on!!

    • eyecandyforoldladies

      Had to been a cop..who else got a camera going constantly..One quick mofo..one second one way or the other..

      • Palin

        It was a cop. It's a fairly old clip. The version with audio is great, not a scream was heard.

    • bisonbade

      like a boss

    • B Man

      How the fuck did that truck lose control, I watched the clip over and over again..I just dont see it.

      Nice save tho by the driver. Boss driving.

      • superyoghurt

        the white van in front of him is the one who causes the accident. think he got on the road without looking behind him

  • keithp420

    #21, might have to take up yoga…

    • MacNCheesePro

      FIND HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • bighipsrule

      Just the right thickness!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      That is some thick ass stout………….

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like, 15 Yoga

      Although its origins are from India, one can find more yoga studios in white neighbourhoods such as Kitsilano or Orange County than in Kolkata. Participation in this activity requires large amounts of money and time, both of which white people have a lot of. Yoga is basically the practice of stretching for one hour. Stertching should only take five minutes, other peoples would rather spend the extra fifty five minutes playing in an actual sport or spending time with their families and friends.

      Yoga is also an expensive activity. It gives white people the chance to showcase their $80 pants. The cost of four yoga classes is equal to the amount of money it would take to pay for uniforms and travel costs of an AAU Basketball team in the inner city. Lastly like other stuff that white people like, yoga feels exotic and foreign (ties into post #2 about eastern religions) and deep down in some way, white people feel that participation makes up for years of colonial rule in India.

      Please note that opening up Yoga studios in Brampton or Surrey will yield little success

      • Paul

        "Brampton or Surrey"

        I don't know what these words mean. Are you making up gibberish?

    • biggles

      SHAZAAM

  • mrcn62@aol.com

    awesome

  • ROK247

    #21 IM OUT!! *slams money down on the table*

    • YES!!!!

      WANT IN & AROUND MY MOUTH

    • LoupFer

      One of my favourite Kramer moments.

    • doctorjoshie

      Well said, sir!

    • Big Daddy

      I'll be in my bunk.

  • Perry Noid

    #27
    Same thing happened when I was taking a picture of my wife!

    • Perry Noid

      Then I woke up and turned out to be my hand jerking me off. *Forever alone*

    • tralfaz

      Your wife's a pelican?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #21?
    OK, someone give me that Buzz Lightyear toy from #26!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – and some lube

    • I.C. Weiner

      Paula FAIL. The best kind of fail.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Aw fuck, toy from #10. Damned admins change the order again?

      Anywaysies; meanwhile in Australia:
      <img src="http://www.picju.com/images/kdy8yq.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula

      • Auz_E

        I'm Australian and I hang from the ceiling while taking a shower!

    • the_mike

      Paula, you're doing it wrong.

    • nahtuu

      holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No it's not; I've commented before. A lot. Hours and hours of pure reading gold.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the boss

    • eyecandyforoldladies

      Paula..love ya but I'm guessin that buzz would be in his rocketship

  • Hank442

    #42 and just like that, I`m hypnotized!

  • Brian

    #40

    Uhhh, right. Crazy lookin' bitch crawlin' on the counter top next to the knives. Thanks for clearing that up with one "doing it right."

    • dominantone

      she is in the kitchen and that's all that matters.

      • 'l'.?

        no it's not. she has to be cooking. you'd know that if you actually ever left the basement.

        • Michael

          I noticed a distinct lack of sandwich making.

        • dominantone

          basement is fine with me as long as your mom keeps bringing me those sandwiches in her birthday suit.

          • EDD

            Your mom (AKA yo momma, tu madre, ta mère, deine Mudda, anan, tvoja keva, su ema etc.) is a two word phrase often used as a generic insult. This unfunny phrase appears on almost every Uncyclopedia page (Maybe you were looking for your mom?) and has found its way onto most lists of people on ED. According to the unfunny motherfuckers with Odeipus complexes who feel the need to spam this, "Your Mom" is a Nazi, a Jew, a homosexual male, and a member of every fucking nationality. It is also the average comeback for every 13 year old boy. "Your Mom" is also a very popular internet meme almost known by every online freak out there. It is used to try and insult someone or make them furious, but fails epicly due to "Your Mom" being overused and worn out (just like your mom). Most people who say "Your Mom" get harassed or made fun of for using such an old come back. It usually used by people who have no comebacks or who want to think they're 'cool'.

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