I hate my job (32 Photos)

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  • Kanyeast


  • blah blah

    #19 I like your job.

    • archerofhearts

      You just made my bedroom a masturbatorium

    • Bob Loblaw

      you spelled ass wrong

    • Underbaker

      So are you one of the available attractions for achieving success in the masturbatorium?

    • D.J.


    • jjj

      whoops you just got pregnant.

    • SDC

      moar moar

    • homebuilder

      Can we get a full post dedicated to Chivettes at work? It's not fair sitting in my office and seeing all the beautiful ladies lying around on their couch scrolling the DAR

    • Joe Q?

      I think all workplaces should have a Masterbatorium!

      • The Watcher

        #19 So, do they do it right into a cup, or do you whipe it off your ass and put it into the cup for them?

    • bighipsrule

      i know that ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 6655321

        sigh. I wish I did.

      • ChelseaRules

        Who are you?

  • KCJake

    Dibs on #2. I saw her first.

    • Mitch Cumstein

      Nice gunt.

    • none

      …I call last…

    • chiverMike

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • Mad Hittman

    #13 and #19 are so full of win

    • DaddyD

      Cyanide and Happiness is tied with Faceless for best online comic.

  • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

    #19 Fap, fap, fap, fap…

  • dbolusaf

    #14 damn it feels good to be a gangsta

  • Csquaredapparel

    #13 Man I wish I could do that daily!

    • Markus

      we all do

  • Seldi84

    #19 I know what i'd be thinking of.

  • ryu

    was #22 a prank?

    • SimonPhoenix

      Oh Dear Lord, I sure as hell hope so.

    • MattKL

      No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked doin' something like that, man.

  • Forest

    #31 Bazinga!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #14 Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

    • Unfkngblvbl

      damn it, dbolusaf beat me to it. Doesn't matter, still funny….again, I guess.

  • DWS

    #19 if I was in there i'd ask if you'd come in the room with me to help
    MOAR of that Hump!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=25113749 Jacqueline Feid

    worked at a deli, and this guy would always pay with the 2 dollar bills mixed with gold dollars >_< sucks when your drawer only has slots for $20's. $10's, $5's and ones…especially when you have other dumb coworkers that don't check their change before handing it over.

  • El Chive

    #19 So you work in a masturbatorium… Whats your job title ?

    • WoogyMonster

      Masturbatoriumista-One who lends hand.

      • mrcromartie

        have you morons never heard of porn?

        • asdf

          have you never heard of human contact…

    • cstory

      I think her title is "Inspiration Aide".

    • chicago

      her title with an ass like that: Target

  • Wet_tosti

    #19 where can i sign up to donate?

  • R2GFan

    #19 That ass could definitely speed up the process. Damn fine, sweety.

  • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

    MOAR of #19. If you did that when people were in there, um, "donating", you would have a lot more customers. Good Lawd.

  • fritz müller

    what abour a "I love my job"-post?

    • amrith777

      That should describe ANYONE who has a job in this economy…..

  • 8======D

    Does #19 get to help? I may be in line to donate!

  • MOAR

    #31 No need to write "change or remove." I think they get the point with "tamper."

  • Rusty

    #13 "Hey, Rusty, quit looking at the Chive at work."
    "Hang on, I just need to order this shirt."
    Back to Chive.

    • .......

      Completely missed the point of the comic?

      • Rusty

        Nope, I got it, just typed up a shitty attempt at making it Chive instead of gaming, hard to do without pictures. Sometimes I get too excited for first page comments. Next time I'll be more careful.

  • figleaf

    #30 Planking?

    • WoogyMonster

      Forking: slight variant of planking, descender of owling.

      • chicago


  • big

    LOL #13

  • Derbymon

    A deffinite improvement!
    Send to Archetechual Digest.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #19 That's pretty much any room I'm in…

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