December 13, 2011 |
In: Funny, Random, Video
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You are not the first douche
True & entertaining…..
Turable just turable
They forgot “Can I borrow money for shopping?”
You spelled “have” wrong.
I know my boyfriend is gonna send me this video later … Shit
Don't worry Sunny, he sends it to all his girlfriends
They forgot “where’s the kitchen”?
I don’t get it. No I’m kidding…but seriously I don’t get it
Holy Crap – it's not just MY girlfriend that's like that! Thank you Chive for posting this….Chive – relationship saver, haha!
every damn one of them.
How did he get Juliette Lewis??
I"m guessing meth or coke?
SimonPhoenix you are funny as sh*t !!!
That was here!
Hopefully not a new trend
Sucked. Daniel Tosh did a way funnier one
If they didn’t have vaginas there would be a bounty on them.
"Hey, are you near a computer?" LoL Damn…. I've been called out….
Well…dang. I do at least 70% of that. Oh well. At least I've got titties!
Rub it in or them
Well Said, mam. Well Said.
Now pics or GTFO!
November 29, 2001 DAR. Picture 46. I've made my contribution.
Why yes you have! They are LOVELY! You are lovely .. I really enjoyed the whole air compressor blowing on them.
Thank You for allowing me to a put a face to those sexy FLBP!
Keep Calm and Chive On!
Thanks! I like them too. Chive on!
holy shit, I thought I've been to this site long enough. LOL. 2001 , *salutes* to the royal chivette.
that is the best reply you could have possibly given
Thumbs up because titties
TITTIES!!! Wait…..what was i just doing????
Did somebody punch Juliette Lewis in the mouth?
The mouth, nose, chin, cheeks, eyes, and forehead.
I kept waiting for the punchline, but none ever came.
"could you please not do that" man, i hear that 3x a day, every day
guilty as charged….
Can I just say that not all girls act like this, and if you do, its the kind myself ,as a girl, does not make friends with. I felt so annoyed watching this.
you mean you felt SO annoyed?
Of course not all girls act like this. I respect and admire your standards. But the truth is, this kind of thing is so widespread that most of us guys are forced to say, "yea well she talks kind of stupid like any girl but she really is nice." *shrug* I guess I'm not really counterpointing you, it's just the difference between the male and female perspective. Like, "meeting someone great and falling in love happens when you least expect it!" Which is often (but of course not always) only true if you're female. If you're male and over, say, 30, you really have to get off your ass because that great girl simply isn't going to "just happen" for you and certainly not "when you least expect it."
So uuuuhhh… I dunno. Thanks for not talking all stupid, I suppose.
aw cute story, bro ….
Hit a little too close to home did it?
no, you can't.
nailed it….so funny
True & entertaining
Was that zach craiger of WKUK?
pretty sure it was!
bitches be crazy
This was pretty funny, I’ve heard women say every single one
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