I used to think I was a bit insane, but then I met . . . EVERY woman I've ever dated…
— apologies to unknown comedian…
User5778
I love it when my girlfriend calls me while on her Nexus phone to ask me if I'm near a computer and to look up something. Bitch! Your phone is a computer.
Andy
This. Except usually calling while walking and asking for directions to such and such an address.
Brian
Absolutely. My wife loves to call me on her iPhone and ask me for directions…
So…you choose to be with an idiot. Currently. Knowing she's an idiot.
*slow clap*
User5778
Idiot in the sense that she doesn't get technology…yep. I'm sure graduating near the top of her class at Boston University would say otherwise. But hey, she's got nice tittaays! mmmmMMMM…
HellHath NoFury
Booksmart people are good, but people who are ONLY booksmart with absolutely zero common sense can make you want to kill yourself if you have to live with them. Believe me.
HellHath NoFury
And 'not getting technology' has nothing to do with that brand of herp-brain, where they're holding their keys and freak the freak out because they can't find them. And yes, I know she does that.
Black6dog
Zach Cregger?? jk
Lisa
This made me laugh so hard. No need to get offended, it's just a joke. And if you're offended it's probably because you just got called out for saying most of this shit yourself.
E UU
That's great!
beat rice
I must not be hanging around with girls then
Shelby
That's hilarious, but unfortunately true. lol
radishes
Yawn. Men are like this!! Women are like this!! Here's a man, dressed as a woman!!! Yay!!! Not funny. Could have been funny, but lacking in funny jokes….
http://www.dogsandjeans.com Trooper Thorn
And "Take these away from me."
Ls1raven
Oh, what about "ugh, I am so fat"……….bitch your a size 0!! Funny Vid.
'I'm an independent woman! I don't need a man! Men are sexist pigs who treat women as objects and belongings! Oh, no, honeybumpkinMcEmasculatingNicknameseypoo, I didn't mean YOU. Now can you do *insert all of the things* for me? I'll give you head later.'
listenlady
This is funny.
https://www.facebook.com/Huddo Gavin Hudson
Nice Chive, but how about putting a source and/or attributing it to the source? I know it's teh interwebs, but I think it's cool to give credit where it's due a bit more. Just sayin'. Anyone else agree Chivers?
HellHath NoFury
I guess the CREDITS weren't enough for some people.
anonymous
This seriously cracks me up! As a girl, I realize I say all of this. Nice video and spot on!
Jessica
This just made my WEEK! I do about 3/4 of this.
Anonymous
This is hilarious and all so true! I’m a chick and I know I do some of that shit, it’s still funny. And I’m glad Juliette can laught at her self too!! She’s my cousin!
Toby
Freaking Awesome!!!
nayala
I'm a girl and the only woman who does all of that to me is my mom…..
Collin
Why, when I see this, do I think of Florence Welsh?
DC22
that will be 10x more when she's pregnant. I'm not even kidding!
Scott
So funny because EVERY woman does one of these things, lol.
Thorsten
my wife is worse… fml
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=537018302 Eric Long
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happily alone
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User5778
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Andy
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Brian
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury
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User5778
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HellHath NoFury
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HellHath NoFury
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Black6dog
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Lisa
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E UU
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beat rice
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Shelby
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radishes
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http://www.dogsandjeans.com Trooper Thorn
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Ls1raven
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury
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listenlady
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https://www.facebook.com/Huddo Gavin Hudson
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HellHath NoFury
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Jessica
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Toby
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nayala
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Collin
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DC22
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Thorsten
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=537018302 Eric Long
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