These mail order brides could use some marketing help (46 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646438352 Kris Warwick

    #27 and #38 ..still hot.

    • theChiver

      #36 too

    • Frank M

      #38 is hover-handing herself.

      • JZiz

        She's hot, but she seems like she'd be a little quick to pat herself on the back…

    • Mike

      Red head and gap all rolled into one. Not sure what the other is doing with he arm/hand but she has a hot body.

      • bearkat34

        Heisman pose.

    • headband

      I wonder if they have a return/exchange policy in place if one is dissatisfied with their purchase. Hopefully these Russians come with a free return shipping label, I hate having email online retailers to get those damn return labels.

  • Britton

    First

    • StaticFX

      fail

    • Britton's Mom

      Britton…..you and Shane are grounded….again! And no, you cannot play with your sister's barbies.

  • shane

    first

  • JHM

    Damn not only bad poses, but some of them fell out of the ugly tree…

    • anervusguy

      Yeah, an hit every branch on the way down. There are a few nice ones but they are few an far between.

      • Chiver In Bio

        No different then the attention seeking Chivettes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/porterol Raliegh Porter

      yes i would agree, i was not impressed with these at all…

  • Mailman

    #26, who is the chick with Sarah Jessica Parker?

    • Tuff Guy

      EVERY time Chive posts a pic with a horse, somebody makes a SJP joke…. And it's funny EVERY time.

      • patov`sgayluvr

        No ,that's clearly Dylan.

        • DaddyD

          You have no taste.

      • SimonPhoenix

        It sure as hell is!

    • Csquaredapparel

      Never gets old!

  • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

    #27 and #30 = Hot and freaky deaky

    • disturbed

      But yet not a single kitchen pic. Kitchen pic can make a 6 an 8.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #46 A twofer special?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000636792109 Thomas Klinger

      This is actually a mail-order family.

    • Steodes

      One for me and one for Pedo Bear

      • 2pumpdump

        one in the same

    • DaddyD

      If you're interested in a Russia woman who is over 20, she almost surely has a kid.

  • JHarris

    #22 Khloe Kardashian?

    • Tuff Guy

      That's like half of Khloe Kardashian .

    • Simba

      This one's wayyy too skinny.

    • MAX_POW

      way hotter…

  • misschris

    #31 Yikes…
    #35 On the other hand… add to cart.

    • evihc

      #31 … Nyet!

    • StaticFX

      #31 MY EYES!!!!!!

  • BloodScrubber

    #5 She obviously knows the Captain.;)

    • Brian

      Is that even the same person in both pics?

    • Mogran-holic

      morganette!

  • that_dude_b

    #6 looks like the glamour shots from Napoleon Dynamite

  • Albert

    I can haz loveless marriage?

  • 8=======>

    IM ON FIRST PAGE

    • Mom

      Well good for you Son…If I had a cookie, I'd give you one…..

  • Mandalor

    this whole post is just full to the brim of WTF!!

  • tdr

    #38 Get her out of that pose, and she looks like she'd be fun … and killer legs!

    • JZiz

      She seems like the type that would be too quick to pat herself on the back, though.

    • Not a fan

      I vas tortured. Dey broke my arm.

  • smoker

    #14 IS DEMO TO LITION

  • bodeman1329

    #3 #6 #9 #13 #16 #21 HAVE to be men

    • chicago

      now that they're in a row of fugly ducklings… you're probably correct these are or were men.

      ..missed the one, #4, that bouquet is hiding a lot here … [full body shivers] …

      • ssstoopid

        What are you talking about? I'm sure she has a magnificent beard… wait… DOH!

    • justsayn

      Hey #16, is that junk in your trunk? OMG these "women" are fugly.

    • Dr. Acula

      Doesn't matter, Had Sex!

  • cocales

    what a bunch of ugly bitches….

  • Brian

    #4

    Nothing a little photo shop could not fix.

    • Smuggler

      She probably has the worst teeth.

    • Mutt

      Those eyes look like they could be thinking crazy thoughts..not good crazy (lets run to Vegas for the weekend), but the other crazy (If I see you looking at another woman, I will set you on fire )

  • gravgp2003

    #31

    Are you looking at me or this guy, me him him me. They basically have to sleep with you, right?

  • http://twitter.com/Csquaredapparel @Csquaredapparel

    #3 WTF is that? #45 damn you BP oil is still fucking everywhere!

    • iwarnock

      you sir… made me laugh xD

    • BloodScrubber

      #45 The newest sunblock with SPF 6000+

    • Csquaredapparel

      I bet #45 could maybe look good?

    • ssstoopid

      First thought through my head when I saw 45 was this song… I apologize in advance. LoL

  • crazydog

    #23 looks crazy as fcuk

    • BSmike

      Yeesh

    • justsayn

      I was thinking the same thing about #44 and #45. They look totally insane.

  • Bob

    Why is #19 chewing on a sign…?

  • Diggler

    #14 Winner!

    • A Guy

      Marketing her open door policy

    • Diggler

      I'm definitely a sucker for spread eagle and t-strap heels.

      • Bwhaha

        Wanna know how I know you're gay?

        The T Strap Heels comment.

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