Wake up to a low down dirty good time (32 Photos)

  • That guy...

    #10 I remember this…great episode.

    • Leonel_LyL

      Well played, sir.

      • That guy...

        Thanks, but I didn't "play" anything. Stop overusing the phrase.

        • Pants

          He would stop overusing phrases, but he took an arrow to the knee.

        • That guy...


    • mihaisuzuki

      What cartoon is it anyway?

  • Me.

    #13 David Before Rapist..

    • MonkeyMadness

      Chive does love it's child molestation jokes.

  • Anonymous

    Being first is gay

  • How in the...

    #31 Apparently….

    • Hwap

      shouldn't that shirt say "sex appeel"

    • MonkeyMadness

      Bitches love bananas.

  • dannycrvntz


    • This guy...

      You Did It!!!

  • Rollout25

    #32 She kind of looks like the Penguin man

    • Benny

      * She kind of looks like the Penguin, man.

    • Petey

      nice job dumbass

      • Petey

        sorry, wrong post. meant to put that on the one above you. i fail

    • Marine Dad

      Uncle Festers kid!

    • JLC

      Kind of is putting it kindly.

      • freddie mac

        I saw this pic and immediately thought the same! Oswald Cobblepot!!!

  • Rollout25

    #1 She is doing the Bartman…Right

    • Yup

      Yo, hey what's happening dude?

    • Anon

      She is damn cute too.

    • 80's Baby

      FIND HER! If she let Bart get some from behind….. I might have a chance…. 🙂

    • DoomsDayDub

      She's a dirty wh0re….and I think I like her!

  • caleb

    #14 Whole lotta weird going on in this one.

    • MzAshiee

      You have to wonder how desperate she had to have been…

  • Chunk Pants

    Being anonymous is pussy.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #6 tried that now i am sure i will be arraigned for sexual assault charges.
    worth it!

    • Elmucho


      • etcrr

        it is spelled, ditto, you're welcome

        • hMMMM

          it's spelled Stan_Dalone. I don't know if I can help you out with your old password though.

        • Sleep_Salone

          The proper spelling would be, "ditto." You're welcome.

          • Asshole a plenty

            wel well, Don't you little hooligans feel proud of yourselves lmao Feel better now? go play in traffic

            • Sleep_Salone


  • dashete

    #2 He brings up gross self mutilation WAY too much

  • bngn3000

    #17 because bewbs

    • Dream2972


      • PianoFingers

        Future Large Belly Problem?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Can somebody read the comments to me? I clawed my eyes out.

    • dafu

      Seriously. What the F Chive. I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • KMD

      Did anyone else find this strangely mesmerizing….?

  • thatsright

    #3 YES!

    • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

      You do realise she is a super whore right? That shit is probably so nasty now your dick would fall off if she touched you.

      • HolePwner

        I'd still hit it

        • the other OTHER Jen

          typical desperate chiver.

    • Hanna

      Its Miley's vertical smiley!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507725936 Dawn DuBois

        maxi pad……

        • Just askin

          So Dawn…are you a man with a girls name, or a girl with a mans head?

          • Curious Too

            I'll be checking back through out the day to see if this gets answered.

  • Great

    always a solution exists!

    • _maxPain_

      any news from your proctologist darling ?

    • OPI

      I'll confirm with your manacurist too…

    • Not a fan

      …and the pediatrist

      • etcrr 104p

        and her dad. fap fap fap….

  • freedocgooden

    #22 makes me think of Ron Swanson and that makes me think of bacon and that makes me happy

    • Glenn

      April FTW!

  • SuperiorTo8

    #25 Fantastic… my canarie will be on the internet all night trying to find more of this now

    • Dirty Dingus

      For the firs time…saying "That bird has some great tits" will make sense when not in an English Pub.

  • TheBigKahuna

    #6 i won't mind forking out 50 bucks if it works

    • spears

      50 bucks just to poke some boobs? Get off the chive and find a girlfriend.

      • tapsnapornap

        5 bucks a pair for 10 pair…

  • soap

    #19 , Yep we get it , you're gay, now move along!

    • jared

      I'm sure he's collected plenty of "web" in his days.

  • benjinho

    #28, before anyone asks… it's Anne gaelle RICCIO, a very nice french tv host

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

      You are a fine American!

      • benjinho

        I'm a french chiver, that's why i recognised her! I deserve no special credit

  • Wark

    #15 "Put the lotion in the basket! I have a meeting I must attend."

  • Clover

    #25 Find her!

  • Bueller

    Her O face gives me a WTF face.

    • WTF

      Does doing a cartoon character cause her to loose her virgin status?

  • http://Www.soundcloud.com/bline B Line

    #29 🙂

  • WTF

    #3, she can sing without moving her lips!

  • etcrr

    #3 gratuitous grope for the top left guy

    • Cooter

      Accidental grope, they are all gayer than a $3 bill

    • Brutal Deluxe

      So you're missing the period stain?

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