Claudia Sampedro is using the Twitter machine properly (29 Photos)

Aside from her exotic beauty, I have to give Claudia Sampedro credit for having a really amusing Twitter page. She's a classy girl who actually listens to her fans and doesn't take herself too seriously. She loves her family and a good drink, which is nice. Say hi to Claudia right here.

Claudia’s Twitter.

  • Michael Thomas (@Elpapitan)

    One word…..DAMN!

  • fisharms

    She hot just like Kim and probably 50% less annoying than Kim. Lol Win!

  • Ish888

    #26… I just fell out of my chair!!

  • http://Yahoo Acdog

    A 7??? That’s crazy ass hell!! Very fine beautiful woman

  • Lester Diamond

    I’d ask her to marry me but, I probably don’t make enough money!

  • Keith

    That sound was my jaw hitting the floor.

    • Nate

      this needs to be re posted everyday for the foreseeable future

    • Posted this

      Narcissistic Twat……

      • Jack_LeMac

        I think you might be using that wrong

        • 436f

          no, he's perfectly right.

    • AssClown

      #27 That was the sound of my wang hitting me in the face with full force. Auto-Blap.

      • Get Real

        Where you been AssClown? I sort of missed you in a "non-homosexual clown fetish sort of way"

        • AssClown

          I've been busy doin my "non-homosexual clown fetish sort of way" things…I was at Academy Silver Sheppard for the art of Cunilingguling Lots Of Whining Nuns, aka ASSCLOWN.

  • Lawrence


    • Sheldon

      lol I have no idea why but I pictured you saying that like Thorny in Super Troopers. Agreed, my fellow Chiver, agreed.

      • NcouthYouth

        That's the ONLY way to say that line.. That's why you pictured it like that.

      • ROK247

    • Lev

      But there's no way she's a virgin.

  • Brian


    That's not all she's using properly. Damn!

    • Nate

      this chick is un fucking real….maybe the best single girl post in recent memory….Gretzky's was good, but it didn't touch this with a 10 foot pole…i am in awe… MOOOOAAAAR!!!!!!!!!

  • BigPup

    #15 #26 Proof that God loves us

    • nate

      I cannot get enough of this chick….absolutely stunning. I swore i was going to be productive today….so much for that

    • MrRushing

      …and wants us to be happy. #6

    • AdamBaldick

      I must be out of the loop, I never heard of this lady.. but google will get lots of my afternoon

  • Jeff

    #27 & #29 The front as good as the back!

  • that_dude_b

    #26 is just screaming "COME GET ME!"….

    • Bubba

      Dang, thought I was special, but appearently said the same to you…

  • Cyberfunker

    Ay Caramba!

  • simba

    She's like a hotter, fitter, Kardashian. Love it.

  • Indy


    • Dick Salad

      Know how I know your a jealous ugly slut?

    • BillyBob

      Don't give Indy a bad name hoe… go pedal your jealous wares elsewhere …

    • A Real Class Act

      I think you meant spank.

  • Jag

    #27 Hot as hell but I'll take a natural chivette any day.

    • Marios145

      Looks like they're gonna blow!

  • Duh

    Holy Hell!!! I want one.

  • gord

    #28 Those yoga pants are in a very happy place.

    • Xsoldier20000

      Dat ASS!

  • Holy Hell

    Extremely hot !

  • Ryman

    DAT ASS…is…

    • Captain Obvious

      too big?

      • toomuch


  • TheBigKahuna

    #15 on this basis alone, should you make her a Chivette

  • Josh

    Is anyone else tired of seeing all of the Kardashian look alikes?

    • hMMMM

      I don't think I saw one genuine picture. Those forced facial expressions are not sexy.

    • IShldBWorking

      I'm with you!

    • Marcus


    • The Dude

      100% agreed. Show some variety, Chive.

      • herpderp

        chive #29 ave u seen that, that is lovely

  • brent

    #26 #27 #29 WOW!

  • etcrr

    #26 #27 #29 Holy mother of god she's Hot

  • Guest

    Big fuckin tits

    • Wolf

      Fake tits that is

      • Misfit7734

        still tits

        • 436f

          only in the way wax-fruit is fruit.

  • Jester

    Dear Santa; I want a Claudia Sampedro for Christmas, just put her in my shower, don’t bother wrapping her. I will leave the brownies you like so much on the kitchen table…

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