Stupid lawyers. Billboards. (18 photos)

  • Jaimie

    #5 ha. They’re in St.Louis… I always wonder what the hell happened to that guys eye…

    • bill

      badger attack…

  • Saltypastawater

    #17 actually makes sense. I would not want to argue w them

    • Groggy

      It's really easy to argue with a woman if you yourself don't get emotional. Sure, winning an argument with logic may piss them off more, but then I don't really care how someone else handles being wrong.

      So this billboard doesn't make sense and is kind of sad. Ooooo, you're a woman. Scary.

  • Quisp

    # 4 'nuff said. That is all

    • clock

      From my hometown…been there a lot longer than the Chuck Norris jokes, probably even pre-"Walker Texas Ranger"…it's a real law practice.

  • 80's Baby

    #11 made me lol

    • Nick

      It's in Atlanta. I get to drive by this crap everyday on the way to school. I thought it was a joke.

  • Bud

    #8, Quick! What's the number for 911?

    • Bud

      So after posting this I looked at it and realized I just made a little rascals joke. Now I want to kick my own ass. Thumbs down on own comment.

    • Obecny


  • Intensemasterdebater

    #4 Chuck Norris represents his own victims

  • Csquaredapparel

    #1 you can always trust a person holding not 1 but 2 puppies!

    • Dr.Oftheriver

      ha ha ha this is in my hometown of Las Cruces, NM I see this everyday on my way to work!!! I thought I was the only Chiver from Las Cruces!!!!!

      • aaaaa

        Hey, is this in your hometown of Las Cruces, NM? I just want to be sure.

        • buenosnachos

          Yes…this is definitely in Las Cruces, NM. I get a chuckle every time I drive by it. Glad to see other Chivers in Las Cruces.

          • Dr.Oftheriver

            Yes it is in Cruces! I seen it on Solano by the old Car Show Dealership by Carl's Jr and also up 70 somewhere lol!! CRUCES CHIVERS!!!!

            • Big John

              This guy used to run radio ads here, too, IIRMC.

              • Eric

                I pass the one on North Main every day. I always thougth there would be 4 or 5 LC Chivers on here. 🙂 I work with 3 of them.

    • Mojo

      Nope! Chuck Testa.

  • ChRis

    What a bunch of jackwagons.

  • rikooprate

    #3 Axe Gary!!! Shout out to Tampa Bay!

    • Flicka

      Half of these are from Tampa! Obviously, only people NOT from St. Pete/Tampa thumbed you down because they haven't heard the commercials.

      WE ALL say 1800AX GARY down here!

      • rikooprate

        Yup yup! Stayed in Tampa/St Pete/Clearwater for 12yrs kidd!

        • ronnie clayton

          Hey this is Roz, you know the numba teeheehee

          • rikooprate

            Roslyn M?? Yo! What the hell you doin Chivin?? lol Talked w/ Meek the other day and you came up. Miss the hell outta you guys…

    • Roxy

      as soon as I saw that one, it brought back memories of living in Clearwater. I think EVERYONE in those commercials said they called axe Gary!

  • MrRushing

    #13 – I need a lawyer warrior.

  • JPT

    #18 were they drunk when they made that sign, because thats to many numbers

    • TPJ

      Those are letters.

    • Lakeview

      Were you drunk when you wrote your post? Because you wrote "to" when your should have written "too."

    • snoz

      *too. poop breath

  • Mito

    #1 If we don't win the case, can we pee on his lap, too?

  • Underbaker

    #17 nuff' said, you win.

    • fritz müller

      I'd hire them on the spot!

      • Frank

        I find that I always argue with women because they're always wrong. So I must respectfully disagree with you.

        • Underbaker

          Being right or wrong has nothing to do with winning in court or arguing with women. Your only possible defense is #4 , but as bad ass as Chuck Norris is, he don't hit women.

  • ???

    #18 has too many digits in the phone number

    • ???

      I suck dick.

  • FredGuy

    I drove past #10 the other day and thought, "I guess somebody has to represent all these Walking Dead extras"

  • Rockstarmg

    #9 Call the lawyers that ride….in a car with their motorcycles in a trailer….Douchebags

    • Obecny

      They have show bikes. One is a military tribute.

      • Rockstarmg

        I have a show bike, and I ride it

  • Get Real

    #17 looks like they advertise at an Indigo Concert if you know what I mean

    • Get Real

      Fuck meant Indigo Girls concert. I will leave the internet now.

  • daveh873

    These guys have nothing on Paul Rudd

  • sameoldlad

    That kind of selfpromotion would get you outbarred in Mexico.

  • That's Gangsta!

    Look at me, I'm on a fuckin' billboard!

    • Ohn yeah

      #15 btw

      • Flicka

        You should hear his "I'm Daryl Stringer, I'm a lawyer, I'm on the radio" commercials.

  • Hello..

    Racists! Didn't show any smurfs! Blah, blah, blah

    • John2874

      Haha, yea I don't know where all those racists comments were coming from earlier. Just like Paula, they starve for attention.

    • Franklin1138

      You're not doing it right. You've gotta spam, like, 50 times first.

  • Not First

    #17 That's stupid. I've argued with plenty of women, but never once listened to them.

    She has an egg shaped head.

  • European in TX

    Sign litter makes US cities ugly.

    • Craigery

      Eurotrash make US cities ugly.

  • da2conan

    #8 Wait, if you call PAIN doesn't that just connect you to #4

  • Loose Gntl
    • welcome to costco

      Ok. Thanks for the warning.

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