100% chance of hunger today (40 photos)

  • b money

    I recently moved from Los Angeles to Colorado, and after 9 months, I’d murder several people to get my hands on some in and out.

    • RatPacknLV

      You haven't found a decent burger place there? In N Out is good, but it isn't great, not like Five Guys or Smashburger.

      • rikooprate

        Five Guys is good, but it's no In n' Out. The fries are horrible, and no shakes?? Burger is pretty tasty for an In n Out clone.

        • Chris

          fries are best part of five guys…(from ny)

        • RatPacknLV

          Riko, I agree that the fries are horrible, even disgusting, but their burger is head and shoulders above In N Out. The fries at In N Out are nothing special either, and are only edible when ordered animal style, imho.

          • rikooprate

            Can't say head and shoulders. It's a GREAT substitute. Don't get me wrong. Ain't nuthin like the real thing babay!!

            • Underbaker

              Dudes, if you ever visit San Antonio go to Uncle Barneys at the corner of SW Military and I-35, order the Number 4 with Bacon and Cheese, you will find what true hamburger bliss is all about, not to mention the crispy steak fries (or tator tots if you prefer).

            • RatPacknLV

              Have you had Smashburger?

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            Five Guys fries are the shit. You must be doing it wrong. Splash some malt vinegar on that shit and enjoy.

            • RatPacknLV

              The fries are soggy, thus making them shit. You can't dress up shit, no matter what condiment you put on it.

      • FJcruise

        Bitch please. Five Guys is nothing more than a clone of Fat Burger wrapped in In-n-Out colors.

        There is NOTHING original about Five Guys.

        • RatPacknLV

          LOL! I must ask, right after you wrote "bitch please," did you slide your head left-to-right while snapping your fingers?

          Maturity kid; get you sum!

          • FJCruise

            LOL! You do realize this is theChive right? It sure isn't the Wall Street Journal. Maturity? Bitch, please!

      • http://cooldudestuff.com HairyKnuckles

        Crazy talk. The only people I have ever met that prefer 5 Gives are people that have eaten 5 Guys for a long time and are adverse to change. In and Out is so much better it's ridiculous. The ONLY thing going for 5 Guys is Cherry Coke.

        Ever notice how 5 Guys has praise about themselves all over the wall, but half of the quotes are from the same 5 newspapers?

    • ...

      then move back

    • Craigery

      I gave your mom a little of the ol' in-and-out last night.

    • Mr. Obvious

      A guy named "b money" from LA talking about murder? Fuck outta here!

    • Mr. derp

      Hold on In and Out burger, i'ma let you finish but Whitecastle is the slimies burger of all time! OF ALL TIME!!

    • dfsdf

      the only thing worse than a californian in colorado is a californian bitching about in and out

    • Chawk

      I agree. I'm deployed to Kuwait. These photos were pure evil. Can't wait for a Double Doule and Neopolitan shake.

      • wdf

        'deployed' to Kuwait. Get a real deployment POG.

  • Collin

    Anyone ever find that food you would otherwise eat looks disgusting in a photograph?

    • RatPacknLV

      Like a Caesar Salad? haha

  • Alphawhiskey

    This is probably the cruelest post ever. Only a few more months on this deployment! Haha

  • fisharms

    I have a food boner now.

  • SoopDoog

    Well this pretty much sums us up…. Gluttons. Ill deal with it

  • Jonny T

    Go fuck yourselfs with the McDonald’s. So many better food options out there.

  • L

    # 14 32 35. Would hit the spot right now.

  • JDub Ottawa

    #2 looks like kraft dinner but throw some green twiggy shit in and it looks gourmet

  • Joe mama

    Franks red hot – WNY represent

  • Peechay

    13 & 17 for the mutha fuckin win

  • gus

    #18, franks is a must

  • sarah

    Posting in n out pics I’d unusual punishment for those of us who no longer live in California/Vegas. Just saying.

  • asdf

    Now I'm hungrier

  • blazindave

    O Face

  • rikooprate

    #33 WANT.

    Missin some fish taco action…

    • tylrd67

      Talk to your girlfriend…

      • rikooprate

        I'll probably talk to your mom first…

    • shitfaced

      Those are not fish tacos. Comment FAIL.

      • rikooprate

        Cool story bro…

        There are no fish tacos pictured. Thus, the comment.

  • Jeff F

    #5 – please come to the east coast!!!

    • SLy_C

      And Canada!

    • dcolbert

      California boy stuck in NE Ohio – I'd make the drive to NJ for some In-n-Out. 🙂

    • Craigery

      One of the things that makes In-N-Out special is that they only use fresh ingredients from local producers. That's why they're mostly in Southern Cali; they have a year-round growing season and lots of local farms. If they wanted to open locations in the Northeast US or Canada, they wouldn't have access to fresh local ingredients year-round. Without that freshness, it would be no better than what we already have at Five Guys, Burger King, etc.

    • David

      Please come to Europe!

    • deathtron3000

      'Animal style' or GTFO!

  • BarrowsBOY

    #10 It's so good, but so bad…

    • Craigery

      Those fries look pretty shitty compared to the other stuff on this list.

  • Brother Maynard

    #37 oooohhhhhhhh……

  • Brother Maynard

    Should have been #27.

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #21 #28

    Oh hell…..Thank you Chive. Now I know what I want for lunch

  • The Real Jim Brady

    #36 Moar

    • oqsig99

      that and #25 look freaking awesome, makes me want to light up the grill .. except for the killer bird in my backyard protecting its nest makes me think twice about it.

  • that_dude_b

    #14 yum!

    • UnDo75

      Better with cheese curd and BBQ sauce…Quebec poutine…Yummy

  • rob

    why did i open this gallery…….Chive…..you evil bastards.

  • this guy

    "shut the fuck up, donny!"

    • Tyler Durden

      the chinaman is not the issue here dude

    • Jeff F

      Can't tell if he agrees… or is a douchbag..

      • rikooprate

        What's a "douchbag"?? hahah

  • the_dave

    if i wasnt lactose intollerant this post would have worked wonders on me im sure

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