Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, bra to burn. (30 photos)

  • Piper

    #3 is crosseyed

    • Jim

      Doesn't matter. Still boobs.

    • Underbaker

      Does anyone else see a big eyed happy face drinking a beer with its right hand?

    • its_forge

      When they're that huge and perky and you mash them into a tight-fitting shirt like that, things tend to get squooshed crosswise.

    • It's420Somewhere

      So hot. So hot.

    • Eli

      Unless your boobs are better thant this, SHUT THE HELL UP!!

      • mihaisuzuki

        Good point..It doesn't even matter!

  • Dissapointed

    Is it just me or is this just not good. Some of these were so bad it was kinda disturbing/disgusting. Pick it up chive.

    • happy guy

      personally, they are ALL hot.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Yeah, besides #29, #7, #2, #16, #20, this totally sucked. STFU and/or GTFO!

        • iLike

          #3, #13, #14, #15, #27, #28 – can't be called hot girls in my book, not counting the ones which you don't see a face (like #22, #23) so, yeah, sadly thats not a good burn your bra post

    • KEITHdreamWEVER

      Yeah man, it is just you.

      • ti43

        No. It isn't.

    • specv44

      It's just you…

      • b-ry

        no i agree with him.

    • 2pumpdump

      Chive can't please everyone there Chaz Bono.

      • its_forge

        Actually Chaz was a lesbian and is now a guy so he's probably pretty appreciative of a nice set of titties.

    • Woody

      Are you gay???

      • Dissapointed

        Is that an invitation, or a general question?

        • Woody

          just an astute observation

          • Tyrone Shulaces

            He'd rather see pants bulges on overly fit male models.

            • lonin

              To the Berry with him!

      • Crazy

        He likes to pack the fudge I would think.

    • Jude

      Too Many unfit Chivettes

    • its_forge

      Nope, every single one was at the very least quite nice. And several were holy fucking wow.

    • David

      what's not good???

    • disappointed in you

      What kind of man are you? There boobs!!! You can't be choosy no one's are perfect my friend. You need to get the stick out of your ass!

  • Cake

    UNT ….Uh Nice Tits?

    Nah lol I just graduated from UNT this past May. This is the closest I’ve ever felt to a Chivette. Represent!

    • RatPacknLV

      I thought the shirt had a typo on it!

    • Scott Bakula

      The UNT "Fightin' Armadillos!"

  • bobby

    Never been prouder to be a unt alum. Go eagles.

    • Scott Bakula

      Fightin' Armadillos!!

  • Jordan

    Who is #29 good lord

    • DrBoogie

      Me thinks it is Susan Coffey

      • Mr.Party

        how's about you google susan coffey nudes

        • its_forge

          Susan doesn't do nudes I don't think. At least, I've never seen any. Girl doesn't even show her booty very much for crine out loud. And that's just a damn crime 'cuz it's PERFECT.

    • bob

      Susan Coffey

    • noneofyourbuisness

      Chive had an album on her in the summer

    • Sean Anderson

      She does have some nudes..

    • Kale Saladah

      Good googlie-mooglie, she's so perfect I almost passed out! #29, do you want to marry me, or just be my sex slave? wow-ZAH!

  • b money

    ….must leave girlfriend and find #7…..

  • Matt

    #1 Denton tx way to go 940

    • Bobby

      Spent 10 years on Fry Street…..aaaahhhh, the memories.

      • Caleb Bramblett V.

        I love unt!

    • theyellowfever

      Finally, something to be proud of from this damn school.

    • UNTalum

      Mean Green goodness.

    • jonathan

      i was in denton today with my keep calm shirt on. i have worn it through about four airports and ate at mr. chopsticks today hoping someone would mention ANYTHING and still…nothing. chive on, unt

      • Brad

        I sure do miss the Tomato. Chive on, Friend. I would have said hey!

        • Thanx4AllDaFish

          The Tomato is now up in Sanger, TX!

      • UNTalum

        Mmmmm…Mr. Chopsticks

    • Timothy Wilkes

      Need to wear my KCCO shirt up there. . . It looks like there's at least a few Chivers/Chivettes up in Denton. . . Lucky Lou's used to be my home away from home!

    • zak

      go UNT!

  • Kristen

    You should have made the title say

    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to dust

    Bra to burn, let me see your bust!

    • Whitman

      That sucks.

    • Mr Sir

      Ashes to ashes, bra to dust.

  • sankucomeagain


    • bull1123

      seriously, that is just ridiculous

    • JDB

      My Lord…

    • Chazz_B

      I did finish at this point … lol

    • Do0zer

      She is a model named Silveria.

    • jimbojones

      Oh, I finished.

  • Needle

    #2, #17…. We are going to have a good night.

    • carl

      you do a great job putting imagination to work great picks:)

  • chris

    #1 way to representing UNT! CHIVE on and burn your bra!

    • pointgiven

      Go Eagles! Go indeed…

    • tex

      go MEAN GREEN

    • bdb

      mean green in tha house

  • Ali

    #3 is simply amazing! You can tell even with the shirt she is perfect

    • BossHogg35

      This chic is perfect. Best tits in the bit!

  • Chris

    Man I love you #4 !!!

    • mitch

      agreed. fuck those thumbs down.

    • Chris

      I was drunk when I wrote that. She's fuckin' ugly.

  • Patrick

    #2/#7 please find.

  • Brian

    I will be looking at ever girls chest, who is wearing a UNT shirt on campus, to see if I can recognize their sweater cows from here.

    • Cherie

      Well I wore it for my last final today. Guess you missed me.

      • Whore


    • SimonPhoenix

      Let me know how that goes. Your idea reminds of that guy that grabbed like 1100 boobs in one day or something like that .. AWESOME VIDEO!

      Good luck with your endeavor!

  • SeñorSassypants

    #2 I think I’m in love

  • Colten Thiel (@thielio20)

    Hump day>burn your bra

  • EhWok

    #16 omg! Moar please. Beautiful picture! And amazing breasts! And #29 please find her!! So gorgeous!

  • Shelter007

    Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Burn your bra and then lets…

    • ChRis

      ohhhh….i saw what you did there.

      That was dumb.

  • Andy

    #5 so hot

  • Lovin the Chive Ladies

    2, 20 holy crap. More please.

  • April Calendar girl

    That was a bunch of fucked up tits. 29 is hawt

  • littlelady

    Woah!! #4totally looks like me!! I had to stare for a while to make sure it wasn’t.

    • Sympathy

      Then I feel sorry for you littlelady…'cause that is one ugly bitch. I bet her nipples look like orange juice stains.

      • Ed Wood


    • ChRis

      Uhmmm…maybe you send in some pictures so we can see too!?

    • ChRis

      Don't listent to them little lady…If you look like this girl, then you have nothing to worry about. They are just jealous cuz a hot girl like you isn't knocking on thier mom's basement door to see them.

      • ChRis

        In fact…I would totally do you. Yeah…in a heart beat. Perky little tits. I bet your'e a wild one, huh?

  • littlelady

    Who is who

  • littlelady

    Apparently I’m #4 haha. Pretty dam close anyways.

    • drummer113

      Thank you because I just did a double-take as well

      Moar or is that asking too much?

    • Sympathy

      Sweet Jesus! Not only are you ugly, you're fucking stupid too.

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