Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Cali

    That Danish girls ass is perfect!! Man in in love.

    • Kaka

      Total god røv!!

  • keef



    • DARn


      • Smitty

        Aww snap, you beat me to it.

    • obtomato

      Find Kelly!

    • Really?

      She'll be walking like Danica Patrick in the morning.

  • Gymnat88

    #49 Georgeous smile!!!

    • Dude

      #12, ok…but does it still have a vagina??

      • Raliegh


        head, shoulders, knees, and toes!!!

  • Holy Smokes

    #29 – Santa only comes once a year too so I’m sure he’ll be happy with the present.

    • slany

      lucky bastard.

    • teh dude

      i call bull shit on this one

      • TheRealSnowman

        U jelly?

        • The_Dood

          No, he's just met real women.

  • KO8E24

    # 38 GREAT lol

    • big red

      #38 no spaces



  • friedchicken

    Oh hai #40. Whatcha doin down here? lookin for your panties?

  • Derek

    #40 that’s just….so…not…god i wish I was there!

    • Dude

      #17. Chive, you have a GODDAMN obligation not to pot pictures of trannies on the site!!! What if some one fapped to that shit!!!

      • Dude


      • D.J.


  • Bugman72

    #49 those eyes

    • Tubular Tom

      She's so beautiful, but please don't tell me that picture was taken in 1972…

  • b money

    14. That is all.

  • Kenny Fucking Powers


    Looks like the same hand that took my money at 7-11 today.

  • Reject

    #43 Maybe you shouldn’t have lost, you dumb p#%%y. Quit whining like a little bitch.

    • Ralph

      He's not whining, you fucktard….. he's saying he found a tumor. I think the Mr. Rogers picture was for you. I'd love to shove his shoe up your ass.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Who said he lost? You should have seen the other guy!
      The only loser here is YOU, Reject. I agree with Ralph and Mr. Rogers, you need a shoe up your ass.

    • F U REJECT

      Your an idiot and should be smashed through a window!!

      • Ed Wood

        *you're* an idiot. idiot.

    • hMMMM

      "tossed through the windshield"…..sounds kinky

  • Nick Underhill

    Number 17 is a man. Hide your boners.

  • Missoula

    Girl from Denmark, if you have any interest in moving to Montana, I’d be more than happy to give you a place to stay for a while.

    • DutchChiveFan

      You might consider moving to Denmark….

  • jack

    #46! Oh Nellie how sweet you are!!! More pictures “please”???

  • http://chive.com lamhchops

    #37 No way you guys are in north Dakota or Colorado right now just wearing your FRS

    • Raliegh

      actually, i live in north dakota, its only 35 degress, but to us, thats nice!!!

  • CRB

    #45: Hoverhand!

    • Hugh

      You get that close to perfection and you don't touch? C'mon dude are you in the "Twilight" zone?

    • hMMMM

      such a shame. Given the fact that she's rubbing her elbow against his chest, I don't think she would've objected to him actually putting his hands on her…she is a stupid teasing slut anyway

      • Stephen Tracy

        She was actually creeped out when i told her i knew who she was

  • cubssuck

    #24 just chillin in her room, get the f up and make a samwich or something

    • Raliegh

      at least shes where she belongs, in the kitchen!!!

  • http://xxwhodatxx.wordpress.com xxwhodatxx

    Stop fucking with me #31

    • bah

      its true dat gross huh

    • Brummie lad

      Ahahahaha…you'd still hit it…

    • TitoRigatoni

      Was a girl in my head when I fapped, that's all that matters.

    • Sorry

      Doesn't matter, still had sex

  • WolfmanJack

    #40 you are stuck

  • darren mcclaire


    Oh please don't let this be the new fad

    • Unfkngblvbl

      not a fad, just mandatory for working moms…my wife had to do this, albeit much more discretely.

    • Kmac

      Forgot the milk for your cereal? Just go to Janet's office.

    • ggg1228

      Has to be fake. No woman has ever smiled through breast pumping. It hurts.

      • Colleen

        it doesnt hurt unless you're doing it wrong.

        • Maureen

          Shut up slut.

          • Colleen

            um, Im not a slut I just have a kid you dumb shit

            • Maureen

              Um, yes you are a slut. You aren't even sure who the dad is…I bet you'll be on Maury.

  • Donal

    #6 Dear diary….

    • Forlay


    • Der_Joe


    • Sophie

      Dear Penthouse …

    • bob

      giggity goo

    • AssClown

      …I found my roommate Kelly passed out like this. I didn't know what to do. I suddenly felt aroused by her magnificent round buttocks! I never had such a feeling before…why so suddenly? Should I wake her up and carry her to her bed? That's what I wanted to do, but my female adolescent hormones went crazy!

      I quietly approached while her calling her name to make sure she's not awake: "Kelly…Kelly, you awake, Kelly?". As I came closer, my hands became all sweaty. I bent down and stretched my hand over to her voluptuous buns. I took a big gulp just before my hand…then Assclown woke up and realized it was all a perverted dream. The end

      • Mike Hunt

        cool story bro

      • Captlazarus

        I found this difficult to masturbate to.

        • Jay

          Especially the ending. Just keep repeating until "voluptuous buns" and you'll get the job done.

    • Stu

      Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me…

  • mickey

    no baths please #41

    • jassnl

      I recognize this moment, Its the moment my dog accepts there is no way he's gonna escape.

  • turtle

    I like turtles!

  • who

    #32 snow white fell off but looks hott..

    • Milly

      I'd be Sleepy five minutes after meeting her, but then she'd turn Grumpy.

    • Just Sayin'

      The dwarves are picking straws to see who's turn it is…

      • Bucky Jones

        She's doing all of them at once.

    • mikey

      I thought this was the dude from #31

    • Midgetcorrupter

      Who is this and where do i get more!?

    • Jack Knife

      Shes kinda become a bad apple . .

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